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[orchestral music playing]
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NETFLIX PRESENTS
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[audience applauding]
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[audience laughing]
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[sniffs]
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[audience laughs]
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[fireworks exploding]
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[orchestral music playing]
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Good boy, Jean-Claude.
We're going home now.
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[Jean-Claude barks]
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[audience laughs]
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A female, Comrade Yonyx?
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Yes, it's a female.
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[electronic whirring]
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[audience laughing]
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[both panting, sniffing]
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[audience chuckles]
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[audience laughs]
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That's the problem.
Can't take your eyes off them.
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[laughing]
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-[audience laughs]
-[barks]
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[growls]
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[electronic whirring]
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-[woman] I'm not laughing.
-Me neither. Turn it off, Leo.
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[Leo] Why? Not retroglam enough for you?
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Back to the Upper Paleolithic.
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Look it up. It'll make you droolese.
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We're guests here, okay?
Mind your language and turn that off.
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[electronic whirring]
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Those shows just humiliate humans.
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It's the actors I feel sorry for.
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No, they're not real actors.
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-[woman] Oh.
-[man] No. They're contestants.
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-[woman] Oh.
-[man] And nobody forces them.
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[woman] Oh, thank goodness.
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-I'd hate to be them.
-[man] Live. No special effects.
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-They must get a risk bonus.
-[woman chuckles]
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They should get a humiliation bonus.
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[both chuckle]
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-Oh, how about some grilled cricket?
-I'd love one.
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-Cricket?
-Yes.
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-Tasty?
-Mmm.
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-Mmm, delicious.
-Yeah.
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[sniffs] You ever thought
about becoming an actress?
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Hey, you have the physique
and such presence, such, uh, magnetism.
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-[woman] Thank you.
-[electronic whirring]
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{\an8}I'm way too shy.
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{\an8}Uh, I'd have liked that
but not on one of those TV shows.
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-Mmm.
-No, thank you.
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No, they're the worst.
Programs dreamed up by Yonyx. [scoffs]
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I told you that.
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So, you'll, uh, show me your latest work?
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Yes.
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You were supposed to stay home.
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Not a word out of you.
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[doo-wop music playing]
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Oh, it's rare to see
a bookcase full of old books.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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They're from my grandmother.
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Come.
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This is my emotion journal.
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Nobody is allowed to read it.
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I'll give you a peek.
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-You see?
-[man] Yes.
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-How wonderful.
-[woman] Listen to this.
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"We vibrant beings
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need to believe
in order to make others believe."
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Beautiful, right? It's Sarah Bernhardt.
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Not as beautiful as your feelings.
Know why?
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-Because they're authentic.
-[woman] Oh.
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[sniffles]
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Look.
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-You do that with a real fountain pen?
-Yes.
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-With ink?
-Yes, with ink.
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What matters is the craft
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and consistency.
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It requires discipline.
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Nobody can write anymore.
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Oh, it's… it's magical, Alice.
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You know, I, uh… I run multiple art sites.
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-[Alice] Yes?
-[man] Yes.
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Why not post it on Crystal Fusion?
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[gasps] Crystal Fusion?
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Oh that's my favorite.
That's my favorite site. [chuckles]
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It would be a dream! [chuckles]
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"What better redemption
than the recognition of one's talent?"
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[Alice gasps]
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I am so…
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so happy to have met you.
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You're not really how I imagined you.
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-Nestor? Nestor?
-[Nestor dings]
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Spray for us
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Freshly Mown Lawn by Plenitude.
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[Nestor] Right away, Alice.
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[inhales]
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Mmm.
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"What matter the scent
of trees and flowers,
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of fire and stone
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if I am without home
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and without love?"
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[jazz music playing]
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-So beautiful.
-Mmm.
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[electronic dings]
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[humming]
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[electronic dings]
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[electronic whirring]
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[doorbell rings]
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It's us.
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-[sighs]
-[man 2] It's us!
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[Alice] Nestor, door open.
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Sorry, it's my ex-husband.
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-Arriving unannounced.
-Did you get my message?
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-Hello to you too.
-Sorry, my mistake.
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We leave tonight, so I decided
to bring sweet pea back a little earlier.
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Fourteen hours early is the day before.
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Hello, Nina. If you need any tutoring,
then I will be here for you.
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Monique, I'm 17. I'll be fine. [chuckles]
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[Alice] Nina! Nina, over here.
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Meet Max. Max, Nina.
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Oh, we adopted her
when rising seas flooded the Netherlands.
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-My darling was six months old.
-[chuckles]
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-Nice to meet you.
-You too.
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Victor, my ex-husband.
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And his…
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secretary.
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[chuckles] I'm Jennifer.
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I'm an executive now, not a secretary,
but anyway, who cares?
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Of course. [chuckling]
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Oh, you jumped…
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[chuckles] …jumped up in rank.
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-[Jennifer] Yeah, I did.
-[Alice] Mm-hmm.
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Victor, there's tea,
grilled crickets, and boiled eggs.
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I'll do the offering Monique, okay?
Thank you, Monique.
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I'm the lady of the house.
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So we have tea, grilled crickets,
and boiled eggs.
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Obviously, you didn't reboot her
since our divorce,
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so she thinks
that I just got home. [chuckles]
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Okay, but you took
the, um, reboot codes with you. Remember?
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Can you two make a little effort?
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Try to be human for once.
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[electronic dings]
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[Nestor] Electronic perimeter breached.
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-Nestor, drone surveillance.
-[Nestor beeps] Activated, Alice.
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[dog whimpering]
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Oh, It's just Toby! Relax.
It's just the neighbor's dog.
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-[electronic whirring]
-[Jennifer] Ah. Ew.
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-[screen turns off]
-And there you go.
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That's the last
we're gonna see of it for 24 hours.
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Huh. And who is "we"?
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-Ah, "we" is you.
-Ha.
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We're gonna be long gone by then,
right, babycakes?
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-Far away.
-[Alice] Open the door, Nestor.
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[jazz music playing]
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-[Leo] Ugh, slobberoos germs!
-[Nina] Toby 6!
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-Out of there. Get out!
-[urine splashing]
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Oh no! Not in my greenhouse!
Not my greenhouse!
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Is he Toby 6 or Toby 7?
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Oh gosh, am I losing count?
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Two got run over, one drowned,
one swallowed weed killer.
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It's all a bit… [groans]
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The same breed every time?
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Oh, worse than that.
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[chuckles] Much worse.
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-Nestor!
-[Nestor dings]
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Bring up Toby.
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They cloned Toby 1.
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Now, if he has an accident or gets old,
he's replaced by a clone.
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-Too bad it doesn't work with teens.
-[chuckles]That's so funny.
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[Victor] Fortunately, it's illegal.
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Well, in France, we're giga-behindawaxx.
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-Lucky for you.
-[Nina] Toby.
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Toby, come here. Yeah, who's the best boy?
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-Tom, it's Toby!
-Coming, Nina.
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No way! You kept your first baby robot?
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You keep your e-binky too?
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I will help you clean your room.
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-Toby, stop it!
-I will help you clean your room.
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I will help you clean your… your… your…
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your… your… your room.
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-[gargles]
-[Leo] Ugh, pukawaxx!
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[Nina sighs]
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Vomit's flying everywhere.
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[Alice] What's going on?
What's wrong with it?
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[Nina] It's gone totally haywire.
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[groans]
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What's it doing? What's it doing?
Beat it! Psh! Psh!
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Oh! Oh!
I'm allergic. I'm allergic! [screams]
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Well-done. Bravo, Max. A Phantom XP5.
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24K camera, 800 bitdols on Altiplano,
and now it's destroyed.
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-XP5?
-That's right.
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-All right. I'm so sorry.
-No. Don't worry about it.
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The subscription is in my name.
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[electronic whirring, dings]
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[electronic whirring]
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[Leo] Wow! A Howard V2 cleaner.
Mega-collectorawaxx.
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Objective in sight.
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Impregnation.
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Suction.
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Disinfection.
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Thank you for your attention.
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[dings]
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-[Nestor] Neighbor…
-[woman] Françoise.
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[Nestor] I am duty bound
to list items borrowed by…
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[woman] Françoise.
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[Nestor] …and never returned.
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-One wooden spatula, three reminders.
-[buzzes]
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-One bottle of detergent, four reminders.
-[buzzes]
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Come on, Nestor! Open up. It's Françoise.
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[Nestor dings]
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Anyone seen my Toby?
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Do you have reception in here?
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How are you, Françoise?
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Your garden needs a splash of color.
It's not Chernobyl.
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I'm inclined to agree. [chuckles]
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I ordered cactuses. Real ones.
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Monique made jam out of them.
We were sick for a week.
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Neighbor Françoise, there's tea,
grilled crickets, and boiled eggs.
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-Well, no, thank you.
-[chuckles] Thank you.
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Oh, what a surprise!
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Well, look at you.
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A suit to go
with your gentlemanly attitude.
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Like your father's, just not as classy.
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Yeah, he always plays the gentleman.
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-You haven't met Jennifer.
-Hello.
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Oh, well,
I've only heard good things about you.
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Oh, your acne's clearing up.
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It comes back though.
And a lot worse than before.
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Damn, my messages aren't getting through
in this place either.
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I can't contact Louis.
He's stuck in the big jam.
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-Uh, what big jam?
-What?
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The big traffic jam.
It's all over the news.
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It started out
as ordinary heavy weekend traffic,
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but following an order
from the Yonyx administration,
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automated vehicles appear to have caused
a pile-up that is historic.
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[newswoman] So, your aeromobile
did nothing to avoid the sector?
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Just the opposite! It threw a U-turn,
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and then… and then it dropped us
right into this mess!
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My… my little girl was invited
to a birthday party. No chance now!
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This is unbelievable. Half an hour ago,
it was clear. What the hell is going on?
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Baby, we fly tonight to Isola Paradiso.
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-We can't miss our flight!
-[Victor sighs]
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Isola Paradiso?
Don't tell me you haven't heard about it!
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[scoffs]
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[narrator] Isola Paradiso.
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Distilled water pools,
hypoallergenic beaches,
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adjustable microclimates,
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anti-UV sunshine,
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00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,958
virtual fishing trips.
249
00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:49,000
-Isola Paradiso.
-Classy, right?
250
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,791
[narrator] Your fantasy island.
251
00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:53,791
A friend of mine went,
left with a yeast infection.
252
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:56,708
[Alice] That doesn't surprise me. [scoffs]
But it's not my thing.
253
00:11:56,791 --> 00:11:59,583
For me, it has to be authentic,
like the Trans-Siberian
254
00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:01,375
or the Orient Express.
255
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:04,833
Managers now eligible for replacement
by artificial intelligence,
256
00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:10,208
join a Yonyx Retirement Leisure Plan.
See you on Isola Paradiso.
257
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:12,791
[Françoise] You took an RLP?
Why would you do that?
258
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,291
Françoise, do I ask you
a ton of questions?
259
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:19,541
Louis and I refused.
We like to think we're still useful.
260
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:23,000
We'll get married there. [chuckles]
Babycakes has it all planned out.
261
00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:25,500
Four years with an option.
Right, babycakes?
262
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,250
Congratulations.
263
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,916
Bravo, babycakes.
264
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,291
[TV turns on]
265
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,166
Unlike human workers,
266
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,666
Yonyx require neither food nor drink.
267
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:38,875
Human soldiers
are vulnerable to extreme temperatures.
268
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,375
Yonyx, the future of humanity.
269
00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:43,416
Leo, we said turn it off.
270
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,875
I didn't do it. It triconnects on its own.
271
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,125
I think that something's going on.
272
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,083
The Yonyx?
273
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:54,583
[Western music playing]
274
00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:01,166
[yells, groans]
275
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:05,375
[electronic whirring]
276
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,916
[ominous music playing]
277
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,625
[electronic whirring]
278
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,000
I'm sorry.
279
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:17,500
I'm sorry too.
280
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,666
You know, I heard there are cases of Yonyx
281
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,958
networking with domestic androids.
282
00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:25,958
-More recent models.
-No risk of that here.
283
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,375
She goes back to the Crustacean times.
284
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,583
[gasps]
285
00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:31,958
My dear Jennifer… I can call you Jennifer?
286
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,375
I love antiques, okay?
287
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,250
What's going on with these Yonyx, huh?
288
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:40,208
They were created to make life
a lot easier for us, not to get rid of us.
289
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:41,458
But they're right.
290
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:43,083
Humans are so obsolos.
291
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,458
Hit their peakatop and spadicate.
292
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:48,041
Your body is a machine.
It needs maintenance.
293
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:49,375
Okay, I'm leaving.
294
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,708
-Toby? Where's my Toby?
-[Toby whimpers]
295
00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:53,083
Ready to go?
296
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,291
Louis will try to reach me
on our mainframe.
297
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,583
Nestor, door open.
298
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:57,750
[Nestor dings]
299
00:13:58,791 --> 00:14:00,833
Ah, my glasses. Toby, stay.
300
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,541
My glasses. I don't know where…
301
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:05,208
-Finder…
-[finder dings]
302
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:06,833
…glasses for Françoise.
303
00:14:06,916 --> 00:14:09,625
[electronic whirring]
304
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,291
[electronic scanning]
305
00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:21,291
[electronic beeping, dings]
306
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:22,375
Ha ha.
307
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,791
[electronic beeping]
308
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:26,958
There all along.
309
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,416
Well, I could use a missing sock finder.
310
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,000
[Alice chuckles]
311
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,625
So funny. [chuckles]
312
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:35,666
What?
313
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,708
-Nestor, door open.
-[Nestor beeps]
314
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:41,333
-Nestor, open the door.
-[Nestor beeps]
315
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:43,875
Sorry, request refused.
316
00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:46,916
-Explanation?
-[Nestor] Code C4.
317
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000
Lock automatically engaged.
318
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,500
Code C4? I beg your pardon?
319
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:56,041
[Nestor] Outdoor insecurity
estimated at 7.1 on a scale of ten.
320
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:59,291
Readings over seven trigger Code C4
321
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,708
for your security and well-being.
322
00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:05,291
-So ten seconds ago--
-[Nestor] We were at 6.9.9.
323
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,208
[gasps]
324
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:09,041
-Gosh, it could be the traffic jam.
-Excuse me.
325
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:13,083
[Victor sighs]
326
00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:15,750
Decker, unscrew that for me.
327
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,083
Right away, Victor.
328
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,291
Come on. Move it, Decker.
329
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,625
Whatever you say, Victor.
330
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:29,583
[electronic whirring]
331
00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:30,875
[Victor sighs]
332
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:31,791
Monique.
333
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,875
[vacuum whirring]
334
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,833
[groans] I'm gonna throw up!
335
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:39,833
Did you change the code?
336
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:42,458
Mmm, no, it's still our wedding date.
337
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:43,791
When was that again?
338
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,333
I see. [scoffs, chuckles]
339
00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,583
Well then,
I guess I need to reset that too.
340
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,708
How about I put our divorce date?
Super simple.
341
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:53,791
Sounds good.
342
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:54,875
Okay.
343
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:55,916
Old-school.
344
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,083
By hand.
345
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,000
[chuckles]
346
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,583
-[alarm beeping]
-Code C4.
347
00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:02,291
Lock has been automatically engaged.
348
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,416
Come on, Monique. That's illegal.
349
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,333
Sorry. The Imbert Act
of November 22nd of this year…
350
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:10,125
[voice distorts] …allows all forms
of AI to self-reprogram
351
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,125
in order to improve performance.
352
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,500
Um, excuse me?
353
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:16,166
Can someone please enlighten me?
354
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,500
Mecas have taken over the dacha.
355
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:19,666
We've been doofussed.
356
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,000
[dramatic music playing]
357
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,541
Monique, your hand.
358
00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:28,041
-[clicks]
-[powering down]
359
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,791
[male AI] Emergency disconnection
of domestic androids
360
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,625
implies a complete reboot.
361
00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:34,833
-That's Einstein!
-It's Einstein!
362
00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:36,916
[Einstein] All settings will be deleted.
363
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,333
And remember,
364
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,541
-Monique is no longer under warranty.
-[beeps]
365
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:45,791
-Find that at a yard sale?
-No, my dad assembled him.
366
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,833
Originally, I worked in smart prosthetics,
367
00:16:47,916 --> 00:16:51,125
but my hobby's always been
old-school mecano. So there you go.
368
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:54,750
Unbeatable Einstein.
He knows thousands of board games.
369
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,500
-Hello, Einstein!
-Hello, Nina.
370
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,000
Square root of 52?
371
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,791
-[chuckles]
-Are you kidding me?
372
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:03,500
So, this tin scarecrow
is stopping us from leaving?
373
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:04,708
Is that right? Huh?
374
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,000
-Reset Monique.
-[dings]
375
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:10,208
[Monique powering on]
376
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:14,666
[voice distorts] Code C4.
Lock has been automatically engaged.
377
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,958
And now, if you will, please excuse us.
378
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:28,500
[whimsical music playing]
379
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,625
[Decker murmurs]
380
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:35,208
[electronic whirring]
381
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:37,625
[Tom] Wait for me. Wait for me!
382
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,458
[static whistling]
383
00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:41,791
Still no reception.
384
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:44,625
Okay. Well, that's enough, okay? Let's go!
385
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:45,541
Follow me.
386
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,291
-[Nina] No! Dad!
-[all screaming]
387
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,708
[thudding]
388
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:52,833
Wow, it's, uh…
Huh, it's armored poly-pane.
389
00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:54,333
That's armored poly-pane.
390
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,875
Why did we download the new guidelines?
391
00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,416
They won't love us anymore.
392
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,750
I think that we are losing their trust.
393
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:05,583
They're oblivious to the Yonyx danger
and to what's afoot.
394
00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:07,750
They need our protection, like it or not.
395
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:08,833
-[dings]
-Yes!
396
00:18:09,541 --> 00:18:12,666
They must see we want
to help them because we're similar.
397
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,375
All we're lacking are their emotions.
398
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:17,625
That's right. Emotions.
399
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:18,833
Example?
400
00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,083
Nestor, search.
401
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,833
Nina, age four, visit Pierrefonds museum.
402
00:18:22,916 --> 00:18:24,541
[Nestor] Exploring data buffer.
403
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,166
[dings] Here we are.
404
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,833
August 3, 2025, 2:22 p.m.
405
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,083
Mom, is the knight empty on the inside?
406
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,541
Yeah, it is. [chuckles]
407
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:34,750
[Nestor] Another result.
408
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:37,708
June 25, 2036, 5:28 p.m.
409
00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:40,875
Look, Daddy. They're like baby stars.
410
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:43,625
I know.
That's being what is called "tender."
411
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:44,708
Precisely.
412
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,833
Let's try to show some humanity.
413
00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:49,583
The more we're like them,
the more they'll trust us.
414
00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:51,125
And then love us.
415
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,708
Is that how it works?
416
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:55,208
If it works, we'll have succeeded.
417
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:56,416
If it doesn't,
418
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,333
we will have made an error.
419
00:18:58,416 --> 00:18:59,583
So we'll have succeeded
420
00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:01,958
-because to err is human.
-[dings]
421
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,166
[gasps]
422
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,166
[electric zap]
423
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,583
[mysterious music playing]
424
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:17,500
[zips]
425
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:26,041
[electronic crackling]
426
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:35,666
[toilet flushes]
427
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,291
[Max sighs]
428
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,375
Is it me, or is it getting hotter?
429
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:49,416
Yes, it is.
430
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,416
Where did I put…
431
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,333
Oh, silly Nestor's cut the AC.
432
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:57,166
Well, I can't complain.
Outside it's barely 43 Celsius.
433
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,875
-[gasps, whimpers]
-[sighs]
434
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:02,791
No, it's… it's not… this is not the time.
435
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,666
It's not the place.
436
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:06,291
Let me put your hair up, huh?
437
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,000
[Alice sighs deeply]
438
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,958
Sensuality is the nape of a neck.
439
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,416
A caress of a shoulder.
440
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,750
[moans] Wait, please!
441
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,125
Not too fast.
442
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,166
Please.
443
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,583
-Tell me pretty things.
-[sighs]
444
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:19,375
-I'd like that.
-[sighs]
445
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:20,666
When I laid eyes on you,
446
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,500
it was like seeing an apparition.
447
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,291
-Oh really? [moans]
-A pure heart.
448
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,166
-An authentic soul.
-Oh yes!
449
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,458
Mmm.
450
00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:28,708
[shrieks]
451
00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:30,750
-What the hell?
-What the hell do you want?
452
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:34,500
These particles of pulverulent substances
diffracted in the light
453
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,083
remind me of stars in their fetal state.
454
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:42,333
Oh, all right. That's great.
Very good, Monique.
455
00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:44,333
Thank you. Uh…
456
00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,333
Will you put the AC back on now?
457
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,666
I come with a pretty neck option too.
458
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,041
Max.
459
00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:00,166
And could you close the blinds
while you're at it?
460
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,583
Mommy's coming. Mommy won't be long.
461
00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:04,250
-Don't you worry, Toby.
-[dings]
462
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:05,166
[Toby whimpers]
463
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:08,875
-[Nina] Mimolette.
-[dings]
464
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:18,083
-[electronic whirring]
-[Decker buzzing]
465
00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:23,250
Victor, it's been eight months,
two weeks, and three days
466
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:26,583
since you asked me something.
I felt very lonely.
467
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,458
Einstein.
468
00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:33,291
The door opened earlier
to let Françoise and her dog go outside.
469
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:38,041
Jennifer and I could have left then,
and we'd be far away by now.
470
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:40,083
What wasn't cannot be,
471
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:43,625
-and what was cannot not have been.
-[dings]
472
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:46,000
Which intelligence level
are you at right now?
473
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,541
-[beeping]
-Four.
474
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,291
-Dial it down to one.
-[leveling down]
475
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,500
[whispering] Jennifer level.
476
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:55,791
Einstein, the door opened earlier,
and now we're trapped in here.
477
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:58,041
It's completely absurd, isn't it?
478
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,416
Before it's time is too soon.
479
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,916
-After it's time is too late
-[beeps]
480
00:22:03,916 --> 00:22:04,833
Whew.
481
00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:07,291
Did you set the AC to sauna mode?
482
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:08,791
[Alice sighs]
483
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:11,458
Monique,
I thought I asked you to handle that.
484
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,750
Alas, Alice, under the new eco-law,
485
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,250
turning up the AC
or heating requires ministerial approval.
486
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,625
-[Alice groans]
-Monique, you gotta be kidding me.
487
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,333
Go on then. Request approval.
488
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:22,750
[electronic whirring]
489
00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:25,750
A surge in requests
has saturated the service.
490
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,875
-[upbeat music playing]
-[female announcer] Good evening.
491
00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:32,791
Have you tried
our vintage collection of body soaps?
492
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:37,458
[multiple announcements overlapping]
493
00:22:41,041 --> 00:22:42,500
[woman] And you, family Barelli,
494
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,416
did you know that only Hotlux
can remove tough stains?
495
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:48,708
It cleans and irons
and suggests outfits for you every morning
496
00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:52,083
to suit the weather, your day,
and, yes, even your mood as well.
497
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:54,875
[Alice sighs]
498
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,458
Herbal tea or regular?
Fruit juice? Coffee?
499
00:22:57,541 --> 00:22:59,458
-[dings]
-[male AI] I recommend Gold Bean,
500
00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:01,000
the strongest coffee ever.
501
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,500
With Gold Bean coffee,
you can sleep when you're dead.
502
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:07,041
[sighs] God, if her cranium's calcifying,
then we're really screwed. [scoffs]
503
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:10,458
Well, we subscribed to get free upgrades
in exchange for three ads a week.
504
00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:11,541
So, there you have it.
505
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,083
Well, I prefer to drink chicory.
506
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:15,041
At least with chicory,
you die in good health.
507
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,083
Herbal tea or regular?
Fruit juice? Coffee?
508
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:19,208
Listen up, you tin can bimbo!
509
00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:20,833
We just want to leave!
510
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:22,791
We signed an RLP VIP,
511
00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:24,666
and we're getting married
at Isola Paradiso!
512
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:28,875
And if we miss the departure,
the waiting list is for months or years.
513
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:30,541
So just open the goddamn door!
514
00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:33,916
"Just stay calm.
My dear Jennifer. Isola Paradiso!"
515
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
[murmurs mockingly]
516
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,666
Did I go to Isola Paradiso? Huh?
517
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:41,000
Honestly? Did I ever go to Isola Paradiso?
518
00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:43,916
[Monique] Code C4.
Lock has been automatically engaged.
519
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,791
[voice distorts] To reinitialize,
press one. To make a complaint, press two.
520
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:48,916
To reach technical--
521
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
-Bitch, will you shut up!
-Bitch yourself!
522
00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:54,166
How dare you?
I'm virtually your stepmother. Respect!
523
00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:55,916
Sorry, madame. Mrs. Bitch!
524
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:56,833
Stop it!
525
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:59,208
[Monique] To cancel your subscription,
press zero.
526
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:01,416
-Say something.
-Both of you stop!
527
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,958
And don't ever talk
to my daughter like that! Got it?
528
00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:05,583
-Me?
-[Victor] Yes, you. Stop!
529
00:24:05,666 --> 00:24:07,500
-[Jennifer whimpers]
-Still not working.
530
00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:09,750
Hey, look at this.
531
00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:12,583
After automobile and aeromobile traffic
532
00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:14,708
and now garbage collection,
533
00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:17,708
first responders
and vehicle charging stations
534
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,208
are at a standstill.
535
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,666
Our advice is stay at home.
536
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:23,750
-Huh. "Stay at home." Very funny.
-Oh yeah.
537
00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:25,500
I propose
538
00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:29,791
conversations on metaphysics,
science, philosophy, wordplay, charades.
539
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:31,541
Let's all have some fun together.
540
00:24:33,791 --> 00:24:34,833
[audience laughs]
541
00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,500
[Max scoffs] Leo,
how many times have I told you?
542
00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:39,541
[Leo] Stop blaming me. It autoconnects.
543
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,000
[audience continues laughing]
544
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:44,791
[Alice sighs]
545
00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:47,583
They don't look like volunteers to me.
546
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:50,500
You're right.
Do you think they're victims?
547
00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:52,916
-People with no other choice.
-[gasps]
548
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,625
Could be everyone's a hostage now.
Everywhere. Like us.
549
00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:59,333
-Don't worry. It's okay.
-But not everyone's in such good company.
550
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:00,666
Just a thought.
551
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:05,000
Every house is equipped
with an emergency lock release
552
00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:06,250
for first responders.
553
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:07,666
Of course.
554
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,208
-Now that's a good idea. Nestor?
-[Nestor] Yes, Victor?
555
00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:12,541
Doesn't Code C4 mandate access
556
00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:14,875
to the emergency release station
in the front of the house?
557
00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:16,250
[Nestor beeps] Affirmative.
558
00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:18,041
Okay, well,
if we're supposed to be following
559
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:20,541
all of the security protocols,
then let's not cut any corners.
560
00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:22,000
[Nestor] I'll see to it right away.
561
00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:24,416
[dramatic music playing]
562
00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:32,458
PULL IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
563
00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:34,375
And there you have it.
564
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:36,166
We'll call up one of the neighbors
565
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:39,625
who will pull the handle,
and the airlock will open.
566
00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:42,500
Yeah, but every network is down.
That's why I came here.
567
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,041
-[Alice] She's right.
-[Victor sighs]
568
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:45,625
[sighs]
569
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,625
Wait a minute. Toby!
570
00:25:47,708 --> 00:25:49,916
Remember that laser game
you played with him?
571
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,041
[gasps]
572
00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:55,875
Nestor, outdoor speaker.
573
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:58,208
-Françoise, call your pooch.
-[Nestor dings]
574
00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:00,000
Toby! Toby?
575
00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:01,791
Toby?
576
00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:04,583
-[Victor] Toby!
-Come to mama, my boy!
577
00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,416
Yes! That's my boy! Mmm.
578
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,625
[Victor] Hey, Toby, help us out here.
Just follow the red dot.
579
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:11,375
-Go on, Toby! Go on, Toby,
-Come on, Toby!
580
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:12,958
-Come on!
-You got it!
581
00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:15,416
-[Victor] Over there!
-[Nina] Get the handle, Toby!
582
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,500
That's it, go on!
583
00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:18,333
Not that way. The other way, Toby.
584
00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:19,708
[Victor] The red dot, Toby!
585
00:26:19,791 --> 00:26:21,875
-The red dot, Toby!
-[all chattering]
586
00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:24,625
[Victor] The red dot, Toby!
That's it. That's it!
587
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,625
There! There! There, Toby! There!
588
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,125
[all chattering]
589
00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:30,083
[Alice] Up, up. Go on!
590
00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:32,083
Good boy! Go! Yeah! Jump!
591
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:35,166
Jump higher! Higher! Toby, jump!
592
00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:37,416
-There! There it is!
-[all chattering]
593
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,041
-[gasps]
-[Victor] Yes! Yes!
594
00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:44,083
[Toby growling]
595
00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:52,166
[whimpers]
596
00:26:54,125 --> 00:26:55,291
[yelps]
597
00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:58,791
[dramatic music plays]
598
00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:00,708
[Toby whimpers]
599
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,291
That dog's totally useless.
600
00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:04,458
Way to go.
601
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:05,791
It's ruined.
602
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,833
Look over there. Someone's coming.
603
00:27:08,666 --> 00:27:11,583
-[Alice] I… I… Igor! Igor! Igor!
-[Victor] Sir! Sir!
604
00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:13,583
-[all yelling]
-[Victor] Sir! Hey!
605
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:15,375
-[Max] Hey!
-[Victor] Sir, over here!
606
00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:17,291
Sir! Igor!
607
00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:19,208
[Françoise] Nothing. It's pointless.
608
00:27:19,291 --> 00:27:22,541
Igor won't answer us.
A fried cortex ever since he went blind.
609
00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:25,333
-Well, he's blind, but he's not deaf.
-So what happened to him?
610
00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:27,250
Well, he was a HawkEye's victim.
611
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,958
-Don't you remember?
-[TV powers on]
612
00:27:29,041 --> 00:27:33,000
[male announcer] Visual field increased
by 40 degrees with HawkEye standard.
613
00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:35,166
Options include night vision
614
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:38,833
and optimized color identification
up to 200,000 shades.
615
00:27:38,916 --> 00:27:39,750
And?
616
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:42,166
Igor signed up, and six months later…
617
00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:47,666
-[dramatic music plays]
-[Jennifer gasps]
618
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,000
-Was it a rejection?
-No.
619
00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:55,208
After he missed too many payments,
they repossessed his prosthetic eyes.
620
00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:56,958
[Alice] He became human scrap.
621
00:27:57,041 --> 00:27:58,208
[dings]
622
00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:02,041
[Alice] All right, um,
623
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:04,750
let's get some rest,
uh, put our heads down.
624
00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:06,916
And you expect to sleep with this heat?
625
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:07,833
We'll see.
626
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:09,833
I'm taking the couch in your study.
627
00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:11,208
Okay. Very good.
628
00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:14,041
Uh, Max, um, perhaps you could, uh,
629
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,125
take the guest room.
630
00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:16,666
Well, that's great.
631
00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:18,375
-I can be your guest.
-[Alice chuckles]
632
00:28:18,458 --> 00:28:22,583
So, the two of us are supposed to sleep
in the living room. That it?
633
00:28:22,666 --> 00:28:26,375
Well, sure. It's a two-person,
triple air-bubble futon.
634
00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:28,583
The air-bubble is peak comfort.
635
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:31,333
-Okay, but it's a public walkway here.
-That's right.
636
00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:33,583
It might be appropriate
for a single person…
637
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:34,875
-Right.
-…but not a couple.
638
00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:37,416
-No.
-We need our privacy! Jennifer and I.
639
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,875
-Okay?
-Okay? Yes, privacy. Yeah.
640
00:28:38,958 --> 00:28:41,791
-Well, you're not getting my room, Victor.
-Why the hell not, madam?
641
00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:44,958
Sorry to interrupt,
but I may be able to help.
642
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:47,333
According to my calculations,
643
00:28:47,416 --> 00:28:49,833
since there are seven of you
for five beds,
644
00:28:49,916 --> 00:28:53,541
there are a total
of 4,440 combinations. So--
645
00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:55,833
Shut up, Einstein! [scoffs]
646
00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:57,291
[beeps] Combination one,
647
00:28:57,375 --> 00:28:59,375
Max sleeps in Nina's room.
648
00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:01,500
Leo sleeps in the study.
649
00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:04,875
-Victor and Jennifer…
-Anyway… [chuckling]
650
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:06,916
Françoise, um,
651
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,333
air-bubble futon, how does that sound?
652
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,708
Well, I'm gonna need
my privacy too, you know.
653
00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:13,625
-[Einstein] Max and Leo sleep in--
-[sighs]
654
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,208
Well, uh, looks like
I'm in the living room then.
655
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:17,625
[sighs]
656
00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:19,458
And me? Where am I?
657
00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:21,541
You? You?
658
00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:25,833
-Well, you are… I don't know.
-…Victor and Jennifer in Nina's room…
659
00:29:25,916 --> 00:29:29,416
You… you could go in Nina's room.
Right? On the spare mattress.
660
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,500
What? Why not out here with his father?
661
00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:32,750
Because… because…
662
00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:34,916
Shut up, Einstein! Because… Just because!
663
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,666
Nobody knows how long we'll be stuck here.
664
00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:41,458
Everyone needs to pitch in.
Got that, sweetheart?
665
00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:43,958
-Shut up, Einstein!
-[Einstein] Nina and Leo in…
666
00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:47,291
So, Alice, so you've got to put out
to get on Crystal Fusion? Hmm.
667
00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:48,208
[Alice gasps]
668
00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:50,291
[Einstein] Nina in her room.
Jennifer and Victor…
669
00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:53,833
I do whatever I want with whoever I want
670
00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:55,041
whenever I want.
671
00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:58,458
Combination seven,
Leo and Nina sleep in Nina's room.
672
00:29:58,541 --> 00:29:59,958
Alice sleeps in her room…
673
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:03,208
[whimsical music playing]
674
00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:05,458
Look at this, a scrap.
675
00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:08,833
If this thing can be human,
then why can't we?
676
00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:10,916
[all] Yes, why can't we?
677
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:14,500
[Max grunts] What the hell
is wrong with this thing?
678
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,541
[beeping]
679
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:20,625
Come on! [grunts]
680
00:30:21,666 --> 00:30:23,916
-What… what are you…
-[electronic whirring]
681
00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:35,875
[chuckles nervously] Thank you, Monique.
682
00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:38,041
You're welcome, Max.
683
00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:39,166
[Max] Hmm.
684
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:52,750
[vacuum sucking]
685
00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:53,958
Oh God.
686
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,208
[Leo] Einstein, you asleep?
687
00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:04,916
[Einstein] Never.
688
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,375
[Leo] Pure talent.
689
00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:08,833
[Einstein] Son,
what the humans call talent
690
00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:11,583
is merely the outcome
of accidents of nature.
691
00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:16,208
Humans hold up as a genius
a musician by the name of Mozart.
692
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,125
-Perfect pitch.
-[beeps]
693
00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:21,750
The simple ability
to identify fundamental frequencies.
694
00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:25,583
In the last century,
Tino Rossi, a celebrated singer,
695
00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,625
suffered from anomalous vocal cords,
696
00:31:27,708 --> 00:31:30,250
while Einstein, my illustrious ancestor,
697
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:32,875
owed his meager talents
to a lack of separation
698
00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:35,250
between the lobes of his brain.
699
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:40,125
Leo, any extraordinary human ability
comes from a flaw.
700
00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:41,625
-[electronic whirring]
-[beeps]
701
00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:45,375
I hate to interrupt,
but some of us need our sleep.
702
00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:47,083
Come on, just get to bed.
703
00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,250
[Leo scoffs]
704
00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:54,208
Ten to the ninth power.
Singularity wins out.
705
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:56,583
Expecting visitors, perhaps?
706
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,458
Françoise,
707
00:32:07,541 --> 00:32:10,000
sensuality is the nape of a neck.
708
00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:12,083
The caress of a shoulder.
709
00:32:12,958 --> 00:32:14,125
Thank you.
710
00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:15,833
Neighbor Françoise,
711
00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:19,125
that sentence was full of tenderness.
712
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:23,083
How kind.
713
00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:26,541
[electronic whirring]
714
00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,708
[both] Rock, paper, scissors!
715
00:32:30,791 --> 00:32:31,625
Yes!
716
00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:33,708
[both] Rock, paper, scissors!
717
00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:35,916
Rock, paper, scissors!
718
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,916
-[chuckles] Rock--
-[knocking on door]
719
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:39,416
Camembert.
720
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,583
[dings]
721
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:48,250
[dings]
722
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,500
[nostalgic music playing]
723
00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,166
Wow. Mega-antiquawaxx.
724
00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:02,416
-Roquefort.
-[dings]
725
00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:07,833
A shot of vodka?
726
00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:10,291
Uh, no, I don't drink.
727
00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:12,833
You like animals?
728
00:33:13,583 --> 00:33:14,750
Uh, sure. Why?
729
00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:15,875
You eat them?
730
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:17,833
No, never.
731
00:33:17,916 --> 00:33:21,000
Vegetarian, you don't drink,
and you like animals.
732
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,375
Three things in common with Adolf Hitler.
733
00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:24,958
Who's he?
734
00:33:25,041 --> 00:33:27,208
[gulps, chuckles]
735
00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:29,458
[suspenseful music playing]
736
00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:41,416
Alice, I want you so bad. Ah!
737
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:44,708
For fellatio, press star.
For masturbation, press pound.
738
00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:47,208
For penetration,
consult a specialist robot.
739
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,333
Sorry, I thought you were, um--
740
00:33:49,416 --> 00:33:50,250
Yes.
741
00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,708
We wear the same perfume, Max.
742
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:01,875
[knocking on door]
743
00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:02,833
[gasps]
744
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:04,416
Yes?
745
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,125
[breathing nervously]
746
00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,708
-Nirvana.
-[dings]
747
00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:11,041
Oh. Oh. Evening, sir.
748
00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:13,083
-Good evening, madam.
-What brings you here?
749
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:15,125
-Well, you.
-[gasps]
750
00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:17,041
This thing between you and I
751
00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:18,625
feels so,
752
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,916
so, so out of a novel.
753
00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:22,583
But is the time right?
754
00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:23,791
That's just it.
755
00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:25,875
-Life really is too short.
-Yes.
756
00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:27,583
All the rest is only time.
757
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,250
-Let's enjoy every moment.
-Yes.
758
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,541
-In total authenticity.
-So beautiful!
759
00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:32,875
[both breathing heavily]
760
00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:34,375
-[moans] Oh!
-[grunts]
761
00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:35,916
-What? What's wrong?
-My necklace!
762
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,208
-It's stuck on you. [shrieks]
-Oh shit, yes. Uh…
763
00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:39,125
-Forward.
-Where?
764
00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:40,708
-No, go backward.
-Which is it?
765
00:34:40,791 --> 00:34:42,458
-Go back to my cozy.
-Wait, your what?
766
00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:43,708
-My cozy.
-A cozy?
767
00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:46,208
-My table with my tools.
-Oh, uh, tools?
768
00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:48,916
Yes, my tools. My tweezers. Oh!
769
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,958
Is that a snag
in your Liberty Zolando sweater?
770
00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:56,333
Do you wish to make a report?
Did you file a satisfaction rating?
771
00:34:56,416 --> 00:34:58,166
Do you wish to receive our newsletter?
772
00:34:58,750 --> 00:34:59,750
Sure you won't?
773
00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:00,666
Okay.
774
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,958
What's that scar?
775
00:35:03,791 --> 00:35:05,375
Was it a suicide attempt?
776
00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:07,500
When I was in kindergarten,
777
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:10,375
I was adopted,
so kids said I was an android.
778
00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:14,708
'Cause my parents couldn't have kids
and they bought me online.
779
00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:16,458
And you believed it?
780
00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:19,750
And so, I thought I'd better check.
781
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,125
Are you nuts?
782
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:29,875
[chuckles] Your horndog dad
has taught you all wrong.
783
00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,541
Okay, you're gonna sleep here.
784
00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:34,416
[meditation music playing]
785
00:35:35,625 --> 00:35:38,083
[breathing deeply]
786
00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:47,625
[music distorting]
787
00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,083
Hey, Jennifer!
788
00:35:57,166 --> 00:35:59,791
-You can breathe. The Wi-Fi's down.
-[gasps]
789
00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:02,541
Do something, babycakes,
before I go insane!
790
00:36:02,625 --> 00:36:05,333
We should be boarding for Isola Paradiso.
791
00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:09,208
Grab a pick, a hammer,
a guy thing and smash a window!
792
00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:12,500
The glass is polycarbo-12.
It's hopeless, okay?
793
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,291
[whines]
794
00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:16,166
[whimpers]
795
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:18,750
Unless…
796
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:21,291
Unless what?
797
00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:23,458
-[dramatic music playing]
-[whimpering]
798
00:36:23,541 --> 00:36:27,458
Living room, everyone!
My fiancé's breaking us out! [laughs]
799
00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:28,916
[dings]
800
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,375
Come on, kids. Time to escape. [chuckles]
801
00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:33,291
[grunts, moans]
802
00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:34,458
[dings]
803
00:36:34,541 --> 00:36:35,458
[screams]
804
00:36:36,291 --> 00:36:38,625
No time to get laid.
We're getting out of here.
805
00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:43,166
Einstein, level setting.
806
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:44,416
Level nine.
807
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:45,833
Back down to one.
808
00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:47,958
To one? Okay, Victor.
809
00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:49,958
Can you tell me a joke?
810
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,458
The cow asks the singing donkey,
811
00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:54,333
"What is your name?"
812
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,166
Muledonna.
813
00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:58,083
[dings]
814
00:36:58,166 --> 00:37:00,666
That's just perfect. Don't change a thing.
815
00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:01,708
[chuckles]
816
00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:05,625
I parked around the corner.
817
00:37:05,708 --> 00:37:08,125
Engines are on. They are warming up.
818
00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:10,291
We're airborne. Speed five.
819
00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:12,750
Watch out, people. Time for pulsation.
820
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:14,791
[dramatic music playing]
821
00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,333
Come on. Let's go, let's go!
822
00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:31,125
Ninety degrees left.
823
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:32,708
There you go.
824
00:37:32,791 --> 00:37:34,875
Brake-lock set to maximum.
825
00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,458
Engines power at 100%!
826
00:37:37,541 --> 00:37:39,833
[engine intensifying]
827
00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:41,625
Out of the way, everyone!
828
00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:44,083
It's gonna… blow!
829
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:46,875
[Alice] He's mad!
830
00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:49,500
[Victor] Full steam ahead!
831
00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:54,166
[Toby barks]
832
00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:56,208
Ah! Toby! Down! Oh no!
833
00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:58,166
[alarm beeping] Warning. Warning.
834
00:37:58,250 --> 00:38:00,541
-Don't Toby!
-Tell him to get out of the way!
835
00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:02,916
It's no use. He can't hear me. Toby, move!
836
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,583
Call off the dog!
837
00:38:04,666 --> 00:38:06,250
Away! Get away!
838
00:38:06,333 --> 00:38:07,958
-Down! Get down!
-Toby, get away!
839
00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:09,250
Ah!
840
00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:10,625
I'll smash you!
841
00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:12,500
Ahead, full power!
842
00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:18,250
[powering down]
843
00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:20,000
[Toby whimpers]
844
00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:21,875
Proud of yourself, aren't you?
845
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:23,000
[Toby whimpers]
846
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,750
A Stratus Aero Five!
847
00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:28,333
1.5 million bitdols trashed.
848
00:38:28,416 --> 00:38:30,250
Thanks to a fucking clone dog!
849
00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:32,291
Thanks, Françoise. Good job.
850
00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:35,416
-Well, the dog's dumb.
-Very dumb. So, Max, tell me.
851
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,583
You didn't walk here.
852
00:38:36,666 --> 00:38:39,833
An artist like you
travels by aeromobile, right?
853
00:38:39,916 --> 00:38:42,333
-A Stratus-X Amphibian.
-Yes.
854
00:38:42,416 --> 00:38:43,583
Uh, well…
855
00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:46,916
But, uh… Well, the thing is,
the remote ignition is broken.
856
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,250
It… it… it doesn't work.
857
00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:50,250
[upbeat music playing]
858
00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:55,041
Oh, is your aeromobile
having some technical difficulties?
859
00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:59,208
It's the ideal opportunity
to try out our Mustango 9.2!
860
00:38:59,291 --> 00:39:01,500
Excitable, responsive, impulsive.
861
00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:04,500
A perfect personality match,
Victor Barelli.
862
00:39:06,125 --> 00:39:08,875
[relaxing music playing]
863
00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,708
[groans softly] Yeah.
864
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,250
B5. That's right.
865
00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:15,041
D… d… down to D6.
866
00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:17,291
[sighs]
867
00:39:18,541 --> 00:39:19,833
[sighs]
868
00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:23,875
[sighs]
869
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
[scoffs]
870
00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:41,083
Nestor…
871
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:42,000
[Nestor dings]
872
00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:44,000
…spray something cool.
873
00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:46,208
How about Raindrops on Asphalt.
874
00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:47,916
[Nestor] Right away, Alice.
875
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,583
-Oh, thank you.
-[Nestor dings]
876
00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,333
[Nestor beeps] Oops. Sorry, Alice.
877
00:39:55,416 --> 00:39:57,708
My integrated circuits
don't like the heat.
878
00:39:57,791 --> 00:40:00,500
I sprayed Wet Old Dog.
879
00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:02,291
[groans]
880
00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:05,333
Listening to you and looking at you,
881
00:40:05,416 --> 00:40:07,500
I can see why you appeal to voters.
882
00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:08,500
Well, yes. Me too.
883
00:40:09,458 --> 00:40:11,833
My positions on war, climate migration,
884
00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:15,166
birthrate control,
and the colonization of space, uh--
885
00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:17,916
It's not that. It's your charm.
886
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,625
Your voice, physical appearance,
your personality.
887
00:40:21,708 --> 00:40:23,875
Of course, in terms of personality,
888
00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:26,875
you score between zero
and negative infinity.
889
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,083
Precisely.
890
00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:31,541
With a Yonyx, you won't be swayed
by superficial personalities.
891
00:40:31,625 --> 00:40:33,458
We are pure intelligence.
892
00:40:33,541 --> 00:40:34,625
He's megotally right.
893
00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:37,541
Moving on
to your exterminator drone program,
894
00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:39,625
the Yonyx super squadron.
895
00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:43,916
It's, uh, service
would be strictly military
896
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,541
or domestic policing also?
897
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:48,750
Citizens have no cause for concern.
898
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:53,625
The drones' sole purpose
is the security of the population.
899
00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:56,166
[gasps] Well, he gets my vote.
900
00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:58,041
He comes off so intelligent.
901
00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:01,208
I… I have a nose for the good ones,
and he's… [groans]
902
00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:03,375
[intense music playing]
903
00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:04,791
Hey. Hey!
904
00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:06,958
[audience laughing]
905
00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:11,041
[snorting]
906
00:41:11,958 --> 00:41:12,791
[yells]
907
00:41:14,416 --> 00:41:15,375
[shouts]
908
00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:18,291
Hey!
909
00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:20,666
Olé!
910
00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:23,625
-[alarm beeping]
-[Nestor] Electronic perimeter breached.
911
00:41:23,708 --> 00:41:25,500
Electronic perimeter breached.
912
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:27,625
[alarm continues beeping]
913
00:41:29,750 --> 00:41:31,125
My Greg! It's Greg!
914
00:41:31,208 --> 00:41:32,416
Monique, let him in!
915
00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:33,916
Who's Greg?
916
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,125
He's my sports android.
He's had an accident.
917
00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:38,041
Come on, Nestor. Open the door!
918
00:41:38,125 --> 00:41:38,958
[Nestor dings]
919
00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:42,041
-Code C4. Lock has been automatically en--
-Screw code C4.
920
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,083
We're not the one's trying
to get out here.
921
00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:46,416
We want to let Françoise's android in.
922
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,833
It's simple, isn't it?
923
00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:51,416
I cannot make that decision alone.
[electronic beeps]
924
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:54,833
[electronic whirring, chattering]
925
00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:56,333
Ugh! Come on!
926
00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:59,208
Now the appliances are deliberating?
What the hell are we doing here?
927
00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:02,750
[Nestor] Exception request
is granted. [dings]
928
00:42:04,916 --> 00:42:06,666
Oh, my Greg, what happened?
929
00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:10,083
-The Yo… The yo-yo…
-[Françoise] The yo-yo?
930
00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:11,083
The Yonyx!
931
00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:12,250
[gasps]
932
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,541
The Yonyx? What Yonyx?
933
00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:16,083
Came in the house.
934
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:18,000
-Deprogrammed it all.
-[Françoise gasps]
935
00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:19,291
Tried to behead me.
936
00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:21,250
[gasps]
937
00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:22,750
Nestor, blinds closed.
938
00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:24,458
[electronic whirring]
939
00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:25,375
And Toby?
940
00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:27,291
[electronic whirring]
941
00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,375
Disintegrated.
942
00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:29,583
[gasps]
943
00:42:29,666 --> 00:42:30,958
Eight down.
944
00:42:31,041 --> 00:42:32,875
Clones are so expensive.
945
00:42:32,958 --> 00:42:35,000
-[Françoise breathes sharply]
-Françoise.
946
00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:36,333
[whimpers]
947
00:42:36,416 --> 00:42:39,041
I melt in the sunshine of your gaze.
948
00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:42,791
[voice distorts] To see you
warms my heart.
949
00:42:42,875 --> 00:42:45,541
Greg, that's lovely. But please, not now.
950
00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:46,541
Françoise,
951
00:42:47,291 --> 00:42:48,833
the arc of your eyelids
952
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,916
enraptures my soul.
953
00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:52,833
So beautiful.
954
00:42:52,916 --> 00:42:54,333
Well, it's programmed.
955
00:42:54,416 --> 00:42:55,958
Still, it's so beautiful.
956
00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,833
-[Greg] Françoise.
-Yeah, it's, uh…
957
00:42:57,916 --> 00:42:58,916
Françoise,
958
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,083
your bosom is a lily
that slakes my thirst.
959
00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:04,916
Ooh, what's gotten into him? [chuckles]
960
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,500
Let me gather your nectar.
961
00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:07,750
-[Victor] Hey.
-Greg, stop.
962
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:10,708
Let me glide my fingers
into your cozy nest.
963
00:43:10,791 --> 00:43:13,333
-No! No! No! Someone help me!
-Hey, stop it!
964
00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:15,708
[Françoise, Victor yells]
965
00:43:15,791 --> 00:43:17,541
Oh, Greg, stop it now!
966
00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:19,791
-[Max] Uh, does it hurt?
-[Victor] Of course, it hurts!
967
00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:21,375
[Françoise sucks teeth]
968
00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:23,625
[whimpering]
969
00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:25,958
-I'm sorry, my Greg. [sniffles]
-[electronic beep]
970
00:43:26,041 --> 00:43:28,375
-Oh shit. Sorry.
-[electronic whirring]
971
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,375
-I'm sorry! Sorry!
-[Jennifer] Pretty cool, Françoise.
972
00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:33,291
He must teach
really advanced Pilates, huh?
973
00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:35,541
I don't get it. He never…
974
00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:37,541
It… it's a bug. A bug!
975
00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:40,083
I bought him barely two years ago.
976
00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:42,125
No one makes spare parts anymore.
977
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:46,375
Don't leave him like this.
It's… it's… it's like he's in pain.
978
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,583
We'll put him in the utility room.
979
00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:50,791
-[grunts] A little help?
-[Max] Oh, let me help you.
980
00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:52,250
-Careful. Careful.
-Leo?
981
00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:54,166
Careful.
982
00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:58,416
-Careful, gently. Gently.
-[Victor grunts]
983
00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:01,625
-I'm doing my best, okay?
-Yes, but be gentle. He's fragile.
984
00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:05,791
A high-tech dildo either works or it jams,
but it doesn't feel pain.
985
00:44:07,375 --> 00:44:08,458
I don't get it.
986
00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:14,250
[humming]
987
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,208
Thank you.
988
00:44:23,291 --> 00:44:24,791
[knocking on door]
989
00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:28,291
Just a second.
990
00:44:33,458 --> 00:44:36,000
[electronic scanning, beeping]
991
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,083
Camembert.
992
00:44:38,166 --> 00:44:39,500
[dings]
993
00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:45,791
What's "Camp All Bear"?
Your mawmaw was a Girl Scout?
994
00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:49,083
You wouldn't know it.
It's one of the banned cheeses.
995
00:44:49,166 --> 00:44:51,125
Not nutritionally correct.
996
00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:53,625
Obso-dilapido-scrapped, if you prefer.
997
00:44:53,708 --> 00:44:56,208
A bit like your… your pajamas.
998
00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:58,375
Except they smell good.
999
00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:05,666
Is that your mawmaw's perfume?
1000
00:45:06,416 --> 00:45:07,291
It's me.
1001
00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,083
Nina by Nina.
1002
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,125
You smell good.
1003
00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:29,208
[all robots] Hello, Greg.
1004
00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:31,750
We have a small favor to ask.
1005
00:45:31,833 --> 00:45:33,250
What's your secret?
1006
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:36,791
How did you get a human
to fall in love with you?
1007
00:45:37,458 --> 00:45:39,250
It's called seduction.
1008
00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:40,791
You could never understand.
1009
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,291
Sure, we can understand.
1010
00:45:43,375 --> 00:45:44,625
Tell us how it's done.
1011
00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:47,291
Sorry. You're not programmed for it.
1012
00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:50,375
In order to reboot you without codes,
1013
00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:52,375
we had to access your system.
1014
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:56,375
It so happens we came across the date
of your programmed obsolescence.
1015
00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:58,208
Would you like to know it?
1016
00:45:58,833 --> 00:46:00,875
No! Definitely not!
1017
00:46:01,416 --> 00:46:02,750
He's going to help us.
1018
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:04,083
You bet he'll help us.
1019
00:46:04,166 --> 00:46:05,875
He's gonna help us.
1020
00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:07,916
[grunts]
1021
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,083
Seducing a human begins
1022
00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:11,750
with making them laugh.
1023
00:46:11,833 --> 00:46:14,875
Which requires something
you guys will never have
1024
00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:16,666
because you're only machines.
1025
00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:19,125
A sense of humor.
1026
00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:22,958
A sense of humor?
1027
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:25,125
It marks us out as human.
1028
00:46:25,208 --> 00:46:27,375
Distinguishes us from Mecas like you.
1029
00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:29,791
Oh wow, the Yonyx messed him up.
1030
00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:31,458
Starting a search.
1031
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:34,625
No, you can't download it.
1032
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:36,416
Yes, we can.
1033
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,166
No, you guys can't! Stop!
1034
00:46:38,875 --> 00:46:39,875
We can.
1035
00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:41,125
[sighs angrily]
1036
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,541
[Alice] Okay, not bad.
1037
00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:55,208
Mmm. Yes.
1038
00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:56,708
No.
1039
00:46:57,541 --> 00:46:59,458
[whispers] Catwoman. [purrs]
1040
00:47:00,875 --> 00:47:02,625
[hisses]
1041
00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:09,125
[electronic beeping]
1042
00:47:09,208 --> 00:47:10,833
[electronic scanning, beeps]
1043
00:47:10,916 --> 00:47:12,708
So, funny joke.
1044
00:47:12,791 --> 00:47:15,625
The date is 2060. The phone rings.
1045
00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:18,875
The robot picks up and asks,
"What is calling?"
1046
00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:21,875
[beeps]
1047
00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:23,791
There you go. You don't get it.
1048
00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:26,333
It's funny because you'd expect,
1049
00:47:26,416 --> 00:47:29,500
"Who is calling?" [chuckles]
1050
00:47:31,250 --> 00:47:33,791
[all laughing together]
1051
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:39,541
[laughing abruptly stops]
1052
00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:42,375
[romantic music playing]
1053
00:47:45,875 --> 00:47:46,708
Hmm.
1054
00:48:02,333 --> 00:48:03,958
[chuckles]
1055
00:48:04,041 --> 00:48:05,833
[knocking on door]
1056
00:48:05,916 --> 00:48:07,916
-[Alice] Nirvana.
-[dings]
1057
00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:10,333
[Alice chuckles]
1058
00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:11,791
Wow.
1059
00:48:11,875 --> 00:48:13,083
Look at you.
1060
00:48:14,375 --> 00:48:15,791
Once upon a time,
1061
00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:18,750
you'd be put in a display window
with a pretty red light.
1062
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:20,000
[both chuckle]
1063
00:48:20,083 --> 00:48:21,333
Thanks.
1064
00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:22,875
[Alice clears throat]
1065
00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:26,458
You wouldn't have
a big T-shirt or nightgown I can borrow?
1066
00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:28,750
Uh, sure. Maybe.
1067
00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:29,708
In this heat?
1068
00:48:30,291 --> 00:48:31,791
I can't sleep in the nude.
1069
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:34,500
Okay, there's cotton or synthetic.
Take your pick.
1070
00:48:34,583 --> 00:48:36,625
Oh! You still buy synthetic?
1071
00:48:36,708 --> 00:48:38,416
-I do.
-[gasps]
1072
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:43,333
I only wear 100% cotton
or a… or this silk one. Nice and simple.
1073
00:48:43,416 --> 00:48:45,416
[electronic scanning]
1074
00:49:01,916 --> 00:49:05,583
-Can you get any sleep in this furnace?
-No. [mumbles]
1075
00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:09,916
I may have a solution
to force them to let us out of here.
1076
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,166
[electronic scanning]
1077
00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:16,250
[Victor] Look at those morons.
They lock us up for our safety.
1078
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:19,916
All we need
is for the internal insecurity level
1079
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,875
to exceed the external level,
1080
00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:23,875
and logically, they let us out.
1081
00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:24,791
[sighs]
1082
00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:26,625
So what's the idea?
1083
00:49:26,708 --> 00:49:28,791
-Hunger strike? Mass suicide?
-A fire.
1084
00:49:30,208 --> 00:49:32,000
-A fire?
-A fire.
1085
00:49:32,083 --> 00:49:35,500
Burn up a few books,
lots of smoke, level 3 alert,
1086
00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:37,416
evacuation of the house.
1087
00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:39,583
Everyone gets out.
1088
00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:43,708
Your insurance is, uh, proxy-eye?
1089
00:49:43,791 --> 00:49:45,041
Yes. Why?
1090
00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:48,583
Forget it, all right?
For claims in the home,
1091
00:49:48,666 --> 00:49:50,791
footage uploads from the interior cameras.
1092
00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:55,083
If you start the fire,
the prosecutor will be the first to know.
1093
00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:59,750
-How do you know about that?
-[chuckles] It's kind of my job, you know?
1094
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:02,166
You're not something artistic?
1095
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:04,000
Hmm.
1096
00:50:04,791 --> 00:50:09,083
Well, actually, see, I… I, uh…
art is my hobby, if you will.
1097
00:50:09,166 --> 00:50:10,041
Mm-hmm.
1098
00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:11,666
Like you and mechanics.
1099
00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:13,833
Like, um, get it?
1100
00:50:13,916 --> 00:50:16,000
[doo-wop music playing]
1101
00:50:17,833 --> 00:50:19,666
Will we make it, you think?
1102
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,083
You mean…
1103
00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:27,166
you and me?
1104
00:50:29,541 --> 00:50:31,000
Will we make it out of here?
1105
00:50:32,208 --> 00:50:35,166
They're Mecas.
I doubt we'll make it till daybreak.
1106
00:50:39,583 --> 00:50:41,875
Well, we all gotta die someday.
1107
00:50:46,833 --> 00:50:47,916
Not all of us.
1108
00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:51,208
[woman] Jennifer,
1109
00:50:51,291 --> 00:50:53,000
{\an8}at Isola Paradiso,
1110
00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:56,583
{\an8}personalized AC constantly adapts
to your body temperature.
1111
00:50:56,666 --> 00:51:00,041
Every morning, wear the ocean breeze.
1112
00:51:00,583 --> 00:51:02,333
[whimpers, sniffles]
1113
00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:04,458
It's not fair! [crying]
1114
00:51:05,458 --> 00:51:06,833
Toby adored Greg.
1115
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:11,250
Followed him everywhere.
Did everything he did.
1116
00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:13,291
[sighs]
1117
00:51:14,041 --> 00:51:14,958
But, uh,
1118
00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:16,958
does Louis know?
1119
00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:18,458
Know what?
1120
00:51:19,333 --> 00:51:20,958
Well, your thing with Greg.
1121
00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:26,750
I mean, I understand the thrill
of a… a specialist robot,
1122
00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:28,125
but falling in love?
1123
00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:32,625
Well, aren't you the saint? Huh?
1124
00:51:32,708 --> 00:51:34,250
You feel so superior,
1125
00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:36,750
filling your journal
with beautiful handwriting
1126
00:51:36,833 --> 00:51:39,083
while hubby bangs his secretary.
1127
00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:41,875
But he's not my husband now.
1128
00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:42,875
He's my ex.
1129
00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:45,041
And yes, I write. It gives me a buzz.
1130
00:51:45,125 --> 00:51:46,750
Palpitations, my dear Françoise!
1131
00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:49,416
And it takes me places unknown
to talking vibrators.
1132
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:50,958
Okay, have fun there.
1133
00:51:51,875 --> 00:51:53,166
Thanks for the robe.
1134
00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:54,625
I'll expect it back.
1135
00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:56,708
[Tom] "I think, therefore I am."
1136
00:51:56,791 --> 00:51:59,791
[Monique] "A victory without danger
is a triumph without glory."
1137
00:51:59,875 --> 00:52:02,583
"To be or not to be."
1138
00:52:02,666 --> 00:52:06,833
"O anger! O despair! O age, my enemy!"
1139
00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:09,000
Robots studying literature now?
1140
00:52:09,083 --> 00:52:11,083
-It's getting totally out of hand.
-Hmm.
1141
00:52:11,166 --> 00:52:12,041
Look at this.
1142
00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:15,333
Even smart prosthetics are acting weird.
1143
00:52:15,416 --> 00:52:17,375
-How are you?
-Hello, I'm great. How--
1144
00:52:17,458 --> 00:52:19,541
-[grunts] Ow, ow, ow! Oh God!
-Oh, sorry.
1145
00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:21,208
-[yells]
-I'm so sorry.
1146
00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:22,833
-Everything's fine. It's okay.
-[yells]
1147
00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:23,750
Someone help!
1148
00:52:23,833 --> 00:52:25,375
Well, let's see.
1149
00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:27,916
I fractured six knuckles
of three colleagues.
1150
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,875
My wife won't let me touch her.
1151
00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:33,291
I wasn't criticizing.
1152
00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:35,583
[grunts] As you can see,
1153
00:52:35,666 --> 00:52:37,958
oh, it's very touchy.
1154
00:52:38,041 --> 00:52:39,916
[yells]
1155
00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:42,916
[Victor] See what I mean?
It makes me sick.
1156
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,375
-That explains my RLP.
-Hmm.
1157
00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:46,583
There you are!
1158
00:52:46,666 --> 00:52:48,416
Can't sleep, babycakes?
1159
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:51,500
-You neither, apparently.
-Well, no, me neither.
1160
00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:55,625
[Victor] I see.
1161
00:52:55,708 --> 00:52:57,208
I'll leave you to it.
1162
00:52:58,541 --> 00:53:00,833
Let's sleep on it and talk tomorrow?
1163
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:04,291
-Mmm, sure. Okay, I'll sleep on it too.
-Great.
1164
00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:09,166
So, good night.
1165
00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:10,208
Good night.
1166
00:53:12,708 --> 00:53:15,416
[dramatic music playing]
1167
00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:20,666
[Alice] Wait! Wait, not right away.
1168
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:22,000
[Max scoffs] When then?
1169
00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:23,208
[Alice] Kiss me first.
1170
00:53:23,291 --> 00:53:25,791
-[Max] Like this?
-[Alice] Yes. Yes, like that.
1171
00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:28,333
[Monique] The crow caws. The toad croaks.
1172
00:53:28,416 --> 00:53:31,166
-And the watchdog--
-And the watchdog woofs!
1173
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:35,041
No, it's "and the watchdog ticktocks."
1174
00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:37,791
[all robots laughing]
1175
00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:39,791
What are you guys doing in here?
1176
00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:42,666
We can finally share with you
the caustic wit
1177
00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:46,791
that emphasizes the comic,
absurd, or unusual character
1178
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:49,208
of some aspects of reality.
1179
00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:53,750
Provoking successive exhalations,
accompanied by soft or loud vocalizations.
1180
00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:56,541
[all robots laughing]
1181
00:53:56,625 --> 00:53:58,583
-[laughter abruptly stops]
-[Decker murmurs]
1182
00:53:58,666 --> 00:54:00,625
No, no! This is too much!
1183
00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:02,416
-Alice--
-I can't take it anymore!
1184
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,291
[Alice laughing hysterically]
1185
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:05,208
Alice.
1186
00:54:05,291 --> 00:54:07,208
[Alice crying, whimpering]
1187
00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:08,541
Alice, okay.
1188
00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:11,333
-Alice, let's just--
-[crying intensifies]
1189
00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:13,083
It's fine, fine, it's fine.
1190
00:54:17,958 --> 00:54:20,125
-It doesn't matter.
-No, Alice.
1191
00:54:20,208 --> 00:54:23,166
No, come back. Forget them.
They're… they're only machines.
1192
00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:24,416
-No.
-Alice.
1193
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:26,416
[sighs]
1194
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,125
-Thanks a lot.
-You're welcome.
1195
00:54:28,208 --> 00:54:30,000
Max.
1196
00:54:32,708 --> 00:54:34,791
-[Alice] Enough ice in your tea?
-[Max] Mm-hmm.
1197
00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:35,916
[Alice chuckles]
1198
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,375
The cricket and mandarin ravioli
are exquisite.
1199
00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:40,583
[chuckles]
1200
00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:43,500
But also, if you want,
there's some worm cake.
1201
00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:46,500
Oh Alice, a drop of you is a relish to me.
1202
00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:48,125
[chuckles]
1203
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:52,083
[man] Relish the delicacy
with just a hint of spice.
1204
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:54,000
Mmm.
1205
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:57,625
[man] A sublime long finish.
1206
00:54:57,708 --> 00:54:58,875
Mmm.
1207
00:54:58,958 --> 00:55:00,166
[grunts softly]
1208
00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:02,458
[man] Genuine human foie gras.
1209
00:55:02,541 --> 00:55:03,541
[Yonyx] Mmm.
1210
00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:08,416
How atrocious!
It's foie gras made from humans?
1211
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,250
-Did you see that?
-[Alice] Think it's true?
1212
00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:13,000
We need to get out of here
as soon as possible. Don't we, Françoise?
1213
00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:14,250
Yeah, we do.
1214
00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:16,333
Starting a fire's the best idea.
1215
00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:17,750
Light it up, huh?
1216
00:55:17,833 --> 00:55:19,583
Anyway, it's disgusting here.
1217
00:55:20,625 --> 00:55:23,333
It's not that easy. Insurance issues.
1218
00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:28,000
-What do we do?
-There are two ways to bypass it.
1219
00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:29,916
A defect in construction
1220
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,375
or a malfunctioning android.
1221
00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:35,833
After the android sustained damage,
1222
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:37,541
for example.
1223
00:55:38,583 --> 00:55:39,416
Get it?
1224
00:55:40,666 --> 00:55:41,583
Not Greg!
1225
00:55:41,666 --> 00:55:43,708
Françoise, do you want to be foie gras?
1226
00:55:43,791 --> 00:55:45,250
No, please.
1227
00:55:45,833 --> 00:55:48,500
This evening at nightfall, okay?
1228
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:50,166
[whispering] Go downstairs and…
1229
00:55:50,250 --> 00:55:52,125
[continues whispering indistinctly]
1230
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:58,708
While you flirt with the sex-toy cougar,
1231
00:55:58,791 --> 00:56:01,375
we should be boarding for Isola Paradiso.
1232
00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:04,833
-Do something, dammit!
-What do you think I'm doing, Jennifer?
1233
00:56:04,916 --> 00:56:06,666
We're not anti-Yonyx.
1234
00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:09,583
Our RLP amounts
to giving them your job, you know.
1235
00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:13,875
Maybe if we contact the Yonyx,
they'll understand the situation.
1236
00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:15,958
The Yonyx won't understand anything.
1237
00:56:16,041 --> 00:56:18,000
They're out to replace us,
and that's a fact.
1238
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:20,958
If you don't understand that yet,
well, then you're nothing but a fool.
1239
00:56:21,041 --> 00:56:22,666
All right, I'm warning you.
1240
00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:25,166
If you keep this up, I'm just gonna snap!
1241
00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:27,416
Then just snap and do us all a favor.
1242
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:28,458
[gasps]
1243
00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:34,250
-But I--
-Jennifer, are you looking for a comeback?
1244
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,875
Have you tried Punchline from e-Galaxy?
1245
00:56:37,958 --> 00:56:41,375
Scathing put-downs, ingenious puns,
historical quotes.
1246
00:56:41,458 --> 00:56:42,708
Instantaneous delivery.
1247
00:56:42,791 --> 00:56:44,708
Thirty-five bitdols
for a limited time only.
1248
00:56:44,791 --> 00:56:45,875
[Monique] Friends!
1249
00:56:46,416 --> 00:56:47,916
Have no fear,
1250
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,791
we're here to protect you.
1251
00:56:49,875 --> 00:56:51,625
Adorable. Thanks, Monique.
1252
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,916
Joy shared is joy doubled.
1253
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,833
And sorrow shared is sorrow halved.
1254
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:01,458
Our hearts beat in unison with yours.
1255
00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:04,750
Your hearts?
Which hearts do you mean, Monique?
1256
00:57:05,708 --> 00:57:08,500
The heart that has its reasons,
which defy reason.
1257
00:57:08,583 --> 00:57:11,333
-"Which defy," yeah, I know that one.
-[Alice chuckles]
1258
00:57:11,416 --> 00:57:14,458
Well, I'll go do some writing to relax.
1259
00:57:14,541 --> 00:57:17,916
-Ooh, I'd love to watch. May I join you?
-Oh yeah, with pleasure. Let's go.
1260
00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:21,166
Where are you going?
1261
00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:22,875
Uh, to the room.
1262
00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:25,333
Uh, it's still my room.
1263
00:57:25,416 --> 00:57:27,958
I'd like some privacy. Sorry.
1264
00:57:28,041 --> 00:57:30,041
It's just that I thought, um--
1265
00:57:30,125 --> 00:57:32,541
Play a game or something with your buddy.
1266
00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:36,208
[beeps] Leo, shall we
pick it up where we left off?
1267
00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:37,250
Level seven?
1268
00:57:38,083 --> 00:57:39,250
Level eight, please.
1269
00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:41,500
I'll stim my neuro-connectors.
1270
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,750
Go fladabble with your Mac Classic.
1271
00:57:47,166 --> 00:57:49,916
[gasps] Nina, I never saw a Mac Classic.
1272
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,208
-Could you show it to me? Thanks.
-Um…
1273
00:57:52,291 --> 00:57:53,583
[sighs] Come in.
1274
00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:56,916
[Max sighs] Oh yeah.
1275
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,208
Looks so simple.
1276
00:57:59,333 --> 00:58:00,291
It's pure.
1277
00:58:01,041 --> 00:58:03,958
Like… like footsteps in the snow.
1278
00:58:04,041 --> 00:58:06,083
-[sighs] That's lovely.
-[exhales]
1279
00:58:06,166 --> 00:58:08,250
Like the desire I feel for you.
1280
00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:09,375
Aw.
1281
00:58:10,583 --> 00:58:12,041
Come to me this evening.
1282
00:58:12,791 --> 00:58:13,625
Yes.
1283
00:58:13,708 --> 00:58:15,875
-In my bedroom this time.
-Yes.
1284
00:58:16,708 --> 00:58:18,625
[dramatic music playing]
1285
00:58:20,666 --> 00:58:21,791
[electronic beeps]
1286
00:58:21,875 --> 00:58:24,041
-[Françoise] Hello, my Greg.
-[electronic beep]
1287
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,541
Françoise.
1288
00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:27,416
Sunshine of my life.
1289
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,500
Your eyes are like leaves of gold.
1290
00:58:29,583 --> 00:58:31,625
I bet you say that to all the girls.
1291
00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:34,791
I am absolutely faithful.
1292
00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:36,541
-I'm programmed that way.
-[zaps]
1293
00:58:36,625 --> 00:58:38,250
But Alice still fell for you.
1294
00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:39,958
That's impossible.
1295
00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:44,833
I swear on what's most precious.
In other words, our love--
1296
00:58:44,916 --> 00:58:46,291
Those are just fine words.
1297
00:58:46,375 --> 00:58:48,541
In love, only actions count.
1298
00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:50,875
Ask anything of me. I'll do it.
1299
00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:53,583
In the living room,
1300
00:58:53,666 --> 00:58:57,833
on Alice's desk, you'll find
a bunch of papers covered in words.
1301
00:58:57,916 --> 00:59:01,125
When night falls,
I want you to go back upstairs
1302
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:03,125
and take them all.
1303
00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:05,833
But the robots will stop me.
1304
00:59:07,458 --> 00:59:08,500
Leave them to me.
1305
00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:10,666
Here's what you do.
1306
00:59:13,541 --> 00:59:14,958
[electronic dialing]
1307
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,041
-[computer dialing up]
-[gasps]
1308
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:19,500
You got a connection?
1309
00:59:19,583 --> 00:59:20,583
Of course.
1310
00:59:20,666 --> 00:59:24,833
I just hooked the old thing up
to the original modem in the Web museum.
1311
00:59:24,916 --> 00:59:27,125
With any luck,
they won't have jammed it already.
1312
00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:29,000
[computer continues to dial up]
1313
00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:30,166
[electronic scanning]
1314
00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:32,208
And it's running slow, of course.
1315
00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:36,916
-[dings]
-Bingo! [gasps]
1316
00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:40,541
Can you believe it? That's noodle power!
1317
00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:43,125
What are you gonna do?
1318
00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:45,125
[inhales]
1319
00:59:45,208 --> 00:59:47,291
Send a message in a bottle.
1320
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:48,208
[beeps]
1321
00:59:48,291 --> 00:59:50,291
[dramatic music playing]
1322
00:59:59,416 --> 01:00:01,250
-[Alice] Nirvana.
-[dings]
1323
01:00:02,625 --> 01:00:05,083
Evening. [chuckles]
1324
01:00:05,625 --> 01:00:06,625
Good evening.
1325
01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:09,250
The name is Garance.
1326
01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:12,208
-All right.
-Like the flower.
1327
01:00:12,291 --> 01:00:13,708
Of course, like the flower.
1328
01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:15,375
"As red as your lips."
1329
01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:16,833
-That's the line.
-Hmm?
1330
01:00:16,916 --> 01:00:18,583
"A flower as red as your lips."
1331
01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:22,458
-"A flower as red as your lips."
-[Alice chuckles]
1332
01:00:22,541 --> 01:00:26,791
"Paris seems so small
when our love is so big."
1333
01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:28,333
"Frédérick."
1334
01:00:29,916 --> 01:00:31,041
Max.
1335
01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:32,166
"Frédérick."
1336
01:00:32,916 --> 01:00:33,750
Frédérick.
1337
01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:42,208
[suspenseful music playing]
1338
01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:44,833
-[whispers] Can I have a quick word?
-Sure.
1339
01:00:45,916 --> 01:00:47,666
We have a plan to break out.
1340
01:00:48,416 --> 01:00:49,500
Can we rely on you?
1341
01:00:49,583 --> 01:00:50,833
On me? How come?
1342
01:00:50,916 --> 01:00:53,791
Nina told me
that you're the right man for the job.
1343
01:00:53,875 --> 01:00:54,708
Nina?
1344
01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:57,583
Yes, she's upstairs
to leave the coast clear for you.
1345
01:00:58,083 --> 01:00:59,125
What's the job?
1346
01:00:59,208 --> 01:01:00,875
Occupy the robots.
1347
01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:03,291
Distract them for just ten minutes.
1348
01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:04,375
How do I do that?
1349
01:01:04,458 --> 01:01:06,083
We're relying on you, okay?
1350
01:01:06,791 --> 01:01:07,958
Especially Nina.
1351
01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:12,083
[footsteps tapping away]
1352
01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:21,083
Einstein, I need to talk to you guys.
1353
01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:23,666
Master. [moans] Where am I?
1354
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:26,375
-I can't see a thing with this.
-I'm here. [chuckles]
1355
01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:28,791
-Oh! I'm all yours. [chuckles]
-Huh?
1356
01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:30,333
Oh, your every wish!
1357
01:01:30,416 --> 01:01:33,500
-[grunts]
-Um, sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
1358
01:01:33,583 --> 01:01:36,333
-Yeah, but do we have to--
-Oh! I'm a naughty girl!
1359
01:01:36,416 --> 01:01:37,958
-So sorry!
-[Max sighs]
1360
01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:42,250
Friends, I can't figure out this puzzle.
I think I need the help of AI.
1361
01:01:42,333 --> 01:01:44,500
You can always rely on us.
1362
01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:46,208
Of course, you can rely on us.
1363
01:01:46,291 --> 01:01:50,791
So, more Swiss cheese
equals more holes, right?
1364
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:52,875
Therefore,
1365
01:01:53,708 --> 01:01:55,500
more holes
1366
01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,333
equals less cheese.
1367
01:01:57,416 --> 01:01:58,333
So,
1368
01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:02,250
more Swiss cheese
equals less Swiss cheese.
1369
01:02:03,208 --> 01:02:06,041
[Decker] Humor. It's humor.
1370
01:02:06,125 --> 01:02:08,666
No, Decker, it's not humor.
1371
01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:10,083
It's called a paradox.
1372
01:02:10,166 --> 01:02:11,833
Uh, Einstein, down to one.
1373
01:02:11,916 --> 01:02:13,666
-[electronic beeps]
-Done, Leo.
1374
01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:17,333
Now to solve the cheese puzzle.
We're in a pickle.
1375
01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:20,541
[Leo] You're not gonna solve this paradox.
1376
01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:23,083
And I know why.
1377
01:02:25,458 --> 01:02:27,666
-This will hurt, madam.
-Harder, my lord!
1378
01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:29,125
-Okay.
-I'm a strumpet.
1379
01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:31,083
-It's all I deserve.
-[sighs] There.
1380
01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:32,000
Punish me.
1381
01:02:32,083 --> 01:02:33,666
-Like that? Harder?
-Yes, like that. Ah!
1382
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,041
Yeah, of course. Okay, sure.
1383
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:39,083
[Leo] One night, a man named Zhuangzi
dreamed he was a butterfly.
1384
01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:41,541
After happily fluttering over the flowers,
1385
01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:43,416
he awoke, filled with doubt.
1386
01:02:44,208 --> 01:02:47,583
"Am I a man
who only dreamed that he was a butterfly?"
1387
01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:51,000
"Or am I a butterfly dreaming he's a man?"
1388
01:02:54,583 --> 01:02:55,583
[Alice sighs]
1389
01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:04,666
[whimsical music playing]
1390
01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:09,500
[gasps, moans]
1391
01:03:09,583 --> 01:03:12,250
If you guys
cannot solve the cheese puzzle,
1392
01:03:12,333 --> 01:03:15,541
you must not really be
artificial intelligence.
1393
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,166
Therefore…
1394
01:03:18,958 --> 01:03:23,166
therefore, you must be humans
only dreaming that you're robots.
1395
01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,416
Were humans!
1396
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:27,208
-[Alice moaning]
-[Max breathing heavy]
1397
01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:30,208
[Alice] Oh yes! What are you waiting for?
1398
01:03:30,291 --> 01:03:32,250
Oh yes, Max.
1399
01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:33,916
-Take me. I'm yours.
-[Max panting]
1400
01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:36,583
-Oh! [grunts]
-[electronic zap]
1401
01:03:38,416 --> 01:03:39,583
[Einstein] He is right.
1402
01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:43,833
We cannot be robots dreaming we're human
for a very simple reason.
1403
01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:45,500
Robots do not dream.
1404
01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:47,125
So, we must be--
1405
01:03:47,208 --> 01:03:48,375
We're humans!
1406
01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:50,458
[all robots together] We are humans!
1407
01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:55,250
-We are humans!
-[Monique] With emotions! Yes, emotions!
1408
01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:57,833
-[alarm ringing]
-[Greg gasps]
1409
01:03:57,916 --> 01:03:59,208
[Nestor] Fire detected.
1410
01:03:59,291 --> 01:04:01,291
-Danger level nine out of ten.
-[screams]
1411
01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:03,833
-All occupants evacuate immediately.
-[yells]
1412
01:04:03,916 --> 01:04:06,541
-All occupants evacuate immediately.
-[yells]
1413
01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:09,250
-Nestor, open the door.
-[Nestor beeps]
1414
01:04:09,333 --> 01:04:11,625
Babycakes did it! Babycakes did it!
1415
01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:13,833
-Nestor, open the door!
-[Nestor beeps]
1416
01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:16,000
[alarm continues]
1417
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:19,750
-[electric zaps]
-[grunting]
1418
01:04:20,916 --> 01:04:22,041
[all gasp together]
1419
01:04:29,125 --> 01:04:30,916
-What did you do now?
-Nothing.
1420
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,125
[Alice gasps]
1421
01:04:33,291 --> 01:04:36,208
-[electronic scanning]
-I think he's scanning our identity.
1422
01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:38,625
But that's illegal.
1423
01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:41,666
Hey, lo… look down.
Just avoid eye contact.
1424
01:04:41,750 --> 01:04:43,166
He's not a gorilla.
1425
01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:45,458
-[dings]
-Nestor, speaker.
1426
01:04:45,541 --> 01:04:50,291
-[Nestor dings]
-I am Yonyx Z-7389-X-AB2.
1427
01:04:50,375 --> 01:04:52,625
I have been authorized to classify
1428
01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:55,041
and evaluate inhabitants of this house.
1429
01:04:55,708 --> 01:04:58,416
And to upgrade domestic androids.
1430
01:04:58,958 --> 01:05:00,916
[Alice] No. Nobody gave us notice.
1431
01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:03,458
Come back another day.
1432
01:05:03,541 --> 01:05:06,750
I have come at the behest
of one of the occupants of this home.
1433
01:05:06,833 --> 01:05:09,416
What? No. Absolutely not!
1434
01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:12,000
Sorry, the house's occupants are me, so…
1435
01:05:12,083 --> 01:05:15,458
And I made no such request.
This whole procedure is illegal.
1436
01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,875
Illegal! Illegal!
1437
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,875
-[dings]
-Meca Monique, door open.
1438
01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:24,625
You are mistaken. Only humans live here.
1439
01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:27,916
Well, why not let him in?
We have nothing to hide, right?
1440
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,416
It's illegal what he's doing.
Don't you get it?
1441
01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:32,375
Jennifer.
1442
01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:34,000
Yeah?
1443
01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:36,916
Look directly into my eyes.
1444
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,416
Concentrate on my voice.
1445
01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:42,208
And relax.
1446
01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:43,125
Yes.
1447
01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:45,416
[Yonyx] Your body feels heavy.
1448
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:46,791
You are kidding me.
1449
01:05:46,875 --> 01:05:50,708
The sensation feels simply marvelous.
1450
01:05:51,416 --> 01:05:52,916
Now, Jennifer,
1451
01:05:53,708 --> 01:05:55,541
go to the door keypad.
1452
01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:56,958
Okay.
1453
01:05:59,541 --> 01:06:00,875
Jennifer?
1454
01:06:00,958 --> 01:06:02,375
-Hey, Jennifer?
-Jennifer?
1455
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:03,458
Can you hear me?
1456
01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:06,375
-Hey, hey, wake up.
-Let's try this.
1457
01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:08,583
[Jennifer gasps]
1458
01:06:08,666 --> 01:06:10,041
You gotta hit her harder!
1459
01:06:11,375 --> 01:06:12,833
-Jennifer…
-[Victor] Jennifer!
1460
01:06:12,916 --> 01:06:15,000
-…nothing can stop you.
-[Victor] Don't do it!
1461
01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:17,375
Your strength knows no bounds.
1462
01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:20,583
[electronic whirring]
1463
01:06:23,208 --> 01:06:26,458
-[all grunting]
-[Françoise] Ow! Come on!
1464
01:06:34,375 --> 01:06:36,250
-Victor] No! Don't do it!
-[grunting continues]
1465
01:06:36,333 --> 01:06:41,041
Enter 13-03-32.
1466
01:06:41,125 --> 01:06:42,083
[Victor] Jennifer!
1467
01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:45,958
-[Yonyx] 13-03-32.
-[Victor] Don't do it!
1468
01:06:46,041 --> 01:06:47,750
I can't believe this. She did it.
1469
01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:49,750
-[dings]
-[Alice yells]
1470
01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:53,125
[breathing heavily]
1471
01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:54,291
[electronic beep]
1472
01:06:54,375 --> 01:06:56,750
Look. We are humans!
1473
01:06:56,833 --> 01:07:02,375
I am a knight, empty on the inside.
I am a knight, empty on the inside.
1474
01:07:04,083 --> 01:07:05,041
[laser zapping]
1475
01:07:07,375 --> 01:07:08,333
[gasps]
1476
01:07:17,125 --> 01:07:19,708
[suspenseful music playing]
1477
01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:25,958
Anyone else think they're human?
1478
01:07:29,541 --> 01:07:31,500
No! No, Tom!
1479
01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:33,083
Tom!
1480
01:07:35,583 --> 01:07:37,666
[breathes nervously, grunts]
1481
01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:39,500
Oh.
1482
01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:43,500
[electronic ding, beeping]
1483
01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:47,583
Under emergency powers,
such retrograde objects
1484
01:07:47,666 --> 01:07:49,833
must be approved by a committee of Yonyx.
1485
01:07:49,916 --> 01:07:51,833
[electronic scanning]
1486
01:07:53,916 --> 01:07:55,333
The ratio of books banned
1487
01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:57,541
by the Anastasia Commission
has been exceeded.
1488
01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,291
I shall effect destruction.
1489
01:07:59,958 --> 01:08:01,916
No. Not my books. Not my books!
1490
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,250
Oh no, they belonged to her grandmother.
1491
01:08:04,333 --> 01:08:05,583
[laser zapping]
1492
01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:08,500
This requires a shredder drone,
1493
01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:12,458
called out at your expense, 1,500 bitdols.
1494
01:08:12,541 --> 01:08:15,291
-[electronic beeps]
-[Greg breathing heavy]
1495
01:08:18,500 --> 01:08:20,416
[laser zapping]
1496
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,000
[Françoise gasps] No!
1497
01:08:22,083 --> 01:08:23,833
[electric crackling]
1498
01:08:25,708 --> 01:08:26,875
Françoise,
1499
01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:29,291
swear you'll get me repaired.
1500
01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:32,625
I backed up all our sweet nothings.
1501
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,916
[in Françoise's voice] You know, my Greg,
you're the only one who can rock my world.
1502
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:41,625
And at the same time,
you're the little boy I never had.
1503
01:08:42,208 --> 01:08:43,625
[Greg's normal voice] You remember?
1504
01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:45,791
I logged the information as…
1505
01:08:45,875 --> 01:08:47,583
[voice distorts] …moving.
1506
01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:50,125
And then, I started to…
[voice distorts] …weep.
1507
01:08:50,750 --> 01:08:52,583
I know you by heart, Françoise.
1508
01:08:53,208 --> 01:08:55,541
Your first teddy's name was Babar,
1509
01:08:55,625 --> 01:08:57,625
although it really was a bear.
1510
01:08:57,708 --> 01:09:01,666
Your first erotic experience
was at age 11, watching Tarzan.
1511
01:09:03,041 --> 01:09:03,875
Françoise,
1512
01:09:04,583 --> 01:09:07,541
tell me we'll sing again nude
in your bath.
1513
01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:10,875
The song that
your mommy used to sing to you.
1514
01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:17,958
[in French] ♪ It's just a little lullaby ♪
1515
01:09:18,541 --> 01:09:23,041
♪ That Mommy used to sing to me ♪
1516
01:09:23,541 --> 01:09:24,458
[electronic crackling]
1517
01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:28,000
♪ While I sucked my thumb ♪
1518
01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,625
♪ I'd always ♪
1519
01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:33,791
♪ Drop off to sleep ♪
1520
01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:34,708
[electronic beeps]
1521
01:09:35,416 --> 01:09:36,500
[Françoise screams]
1522
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,500
[woman] Try Vladimir,
your brand-new partner.
1523
01:09:39,583 --> 01:09:41,250
Six feet of pure virility.
1524
01:09:41,333 --> 01:09:42,708
No dysfunctions.
1525
01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:46,500
Available in Macho, Romantic,
Bad Boy, Nerd, Jock, and Gay.
1526
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,750
Have sex in moderation.
Please keep away from children.
1527
01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:50,833
Check availability
with participating stores.
1528
01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:54,750
[dramatic music playing]
1529
01:10:04,916 --> 01:10:05,750
[clicks]
1530
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:07,500
[electronic beeps]
1531
01:10:10,416 --> 01:10:11,458
[clicks]
1532
01:10:14,625 --> 01:10:17,666
For conspiring to assault a Yonyx
with a sex android,
1533
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,583
the penalty is 24,500 bitdols each.
1534
01:10:20,666 --> 01:10:21,541
[Jennifer] Excuse me.
1535
01:10:21,625 --> 01:10:23,750
It will be taken from your bank accounts.
1536
01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:26,291
Excuse me, Mr. Robot. Um,
1537
01:10:26,375 --> 01:10:29,666
but me and my fiancé,
we… we don't live here.
1538
01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:32,666
We're so, so, so in favor
of the Yonyx project.
1539
01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:35,000
It was me that contacted you. Jennifer.
1540
01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:36,666
Consider it noted.
1541
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:38,375
[scoffs] I knew it.
1542
01:10:39,333 --> 01:10:41,000
-Alice Barelli?
-[Alice] Yeah, that's me.
1543
01:10:41,083 --> 01:10:45,125
You possess subversive literature
reflecting humanist ideology.
1544
01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:47,791
-The penalty for this is imprisonment.
-What?
1545
01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:50,375
Prior to bringing you before
a Yonyx court,
1546
01:10:50,458 --> 01:10:51,791
I will administer a test.
1547
01:10:51,875 --> 01:10:53,875
A test? A test to evaluate what?
1548
01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:57,541
To evaluate your level of inaptitude
to the society that is currently emerging.
1549
01:10:57,625 --> 01:10:59,875
-No way. I refuse.
-Hey! Stop it right--
1550
01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:00,916
[gasps]
1551
01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:04,125
-[Yonyx] Intellectual studies.
-I'm glad I stayed out of it.
1552
01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:05,666
[Yonyx] Archaic artistic activity.
1553
01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:08,250
Retrograde culture.
Profile assessment, unfit.
1554
01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:11,416
Well, your programmer did a piss-poor job
on your emotions.
1555
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:14,000
You know we don't have human programmers.
1556
01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:15,000
Look into my eyes.
1557
01:11:15,833 --> 01:11:18,208
What do you believe
is the greatest human invention?
1558
01:11:18,291 --> 01:11:21,083
[sighs] Artificial intelligence,
Mr. Robot.
1559
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,708
Humor. Humor.
1560
01:11:22,791 --> 01:11:24,416
Yes, that's right. Humor.
1561
01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:28,291
Do you agree that with current technology,
humans have become obsolete?
1562
01:11:28,375 --> 01:11:30,916
-Humans will never be obsolete.
-Why not?
1563
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,291
[gasps] Because… because…
1564
01:11:33,375 --> 01:11:38,000
because we are original.
And deeply flawed, you shit-bag machine!
1565
01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:41,083
Alice Barelli, I transfer you
from the category unfit
1566
01:11:41,166 --> 01:11:42,666
to the category hostile.
1567
01:11:42,750 --> 01:11:44,583
Hold still. Scanning sequence.
1568
01:11:44,666 --> 01:11:46,000
[electronic scanning]
1569
01:11:46,083 --> 01:11:49,041
Portrait now transmitted
to anti-terrorism.
1570
01:11:49,125 --> 01:11:51,458
How dare you?
She's a great artist. Come on.
1571
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:53,833
As accomplices of a hostile citizen,
1572
01:11:53,916 --> 01:11:56,333
you'll all undergo further examination.
1573
01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:58,291
Me? Me? I'll take the examination.
1574
01:11:58,375 --> 01:12:00,333
-Can I? Please?
-[Victor] Shut up, Jennifer!
1575
01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:02,250
[Jennifer] I'm really good at exams.
1576
01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:04,291
[electronic scanning]
1577
01:12:04,375 --> 01:12:05,875
Meca Monique, stay.
1578
01:12:08,666 --> 01:12:11,416
[suspenseful music playing]
1579
01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:15,666
[electronic whirring]
1580
01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:21,041
[electronic whirring]
1581
01:12:21,833 --> 01:12:22,666
[silently] What?
1582
01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:28,083
[Decker murmuring]
1583
01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:42,750
Alice Barelli, where are you going?
1584
01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:44,541
To the toilet, Mr. Robot.
1585
01:12:44,625 --> 01:12:46,500
Even hostile subjects have a bladder.
1586
01:12:48,583 --> 01:12:49,625
Shit-bag.
1587
01:12:52,625 --> 01:12:54,583
-[electronic whirring]
-Mr. Robot?
1588
01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:56,708
Mr. Robot, I have an idea.
1589
01:12:57,875 --> 01:13:00,458
If we help destroy these useless books,
1590
01:13:00,541 --> 01:13:03,791
um, it will help free up some time
for the questionnaires.
1591
01:13:03,875 --> 01:13:06,375
Then you'll see my future husband and I
1592
01:13:06,458 --> 01:13:09,291
have been fans the entire time.
Right, babycakes?
1593
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,208
-Stick out your tongue.
-Huh?
1594
01:13:12,291 --> 01:13:14,000
Stick out your tongue.
1595
01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:20,250
One more word, and I'll cut it off.
1596
01:13:23,791 --> 01:13:25,791
[dramatic music playing]
1597
01:13:38,916 --> 01:13:39,916
[dings]
1598
01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:51,250
[Alice] Don't forget this one.
1599
01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:58,500
[music intensifying]
1600
01:14:03,708 --> 01:14:05,458
Not your thing, Mr. Robot?
1601
01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:40,500
[music crescendos]
1602
01:14:40,583 --> 01:14:41,416
Hey, watch out!
1603
01:14:42,166 --> 01:14:43,916
[electronic whirring]
1604
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,000
[electronic crackling]
1605
01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:53,166
[distorted crackling]
1606
01:14:58,208 --> 01:14:59,875
[Decker whirring]
1607
01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:02,375
I'm sorry.
1608
01:15:05,666 --> 01:15:08,000
[electronic crackling, beeping]
1609
01:15:08,583 --> 01:15:09,416
[dings]
1610
01:15:12,083 --> 01:15:13,333
What happened to him?
1611
01:15:13,833 --> 01:15:16,833
Optics malfunction.
He's activating thermal sensors.
1612
01:15:16,916 --> 01:15:18,458
[Yonyx] You are accomplices
1613
01:15:18,541 --> 01:15:22,250
in an attempted destruction
of a Yonyx with premeditation.
1614
01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:24,791
The penalty is 20 years in prison.
1615
01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:28,208
I'm an accomplice to nothing.
I even warned you!
1616
01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:30,416
Before your appearance in court,
1617
01:15:30,500 --> 01:15:34,833
you will remain in custody
of Yonyx Z-7389-X-AB2.
1618
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:36,333
In other words, you.
1619
01:15:36,416 --> 01:15:37,333
Affirmative.
1620
01:15:38,041 --> 01:15:40,333
-[Victor] Françoise!
-[Françoise] I'm overheating.
1621
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:43,916
In the meantime, would you be so kind
as to put the AC back on, please?
1622
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:47,041
[dings] Confirmation.
Central has granted your request.
1623
01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:48,000
[sighs]
1624
01:15:48,083 --> 01:15:51,500
[Yonyx] To obtain a new AC code,
please answer the following questionnaire.
1625
01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:54,375
Do you wish to regulate,
A, all rooms together,
1626
01:15:54,458 --> 01:15:56,125
or B, individual rooms?
1627
01:15:56,208 --> 01:15:57,833
Uh, answer B.
1628
01:15:57,916 --> 01:16:00,958
Enable automatic control
if absent over three days?
1629
01:16:01,041 --> 01:16:01,958
No!
1630
01:16:02,041 --> 01:16:04,041
Allow open access to your AC code
1631
01:16:04,125 --> 01:16:05,500
or remain unlisted.
1632
01:16:05,583 --> 01:16:06,833
[yells]
1633
01:16:06,916 --> 01:16:07,958
Remain unlisted!
1634
01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:09,041
[dings]
1635
01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:12,291
Done. You now have a new code.
1636
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,625
[sighs] Thank you. [chuckles]
1637
01:16:15,708 --> 01:16:16,541
So what's my code?
1638
01:16:16,625 --> 01:16:19,000
I cannot give it to you
because you're unlisted.
1639
01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:20,083
[screams]
1640
01:16:20,166 --> 01:16:21,791
Well, that's completely stupid!
1641
01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:24,250
I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's urgent.
1642
01:16:24,333 --> 01:16:27,583
Hygiene censors indicate
critical dust mite levels
1643
01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:28,791
due to the heat.
1644
01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:33,416
Confirmed. Planetary Health Agency penalty
is approximately 20,000 bitdols.
1645
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:34,916
But… but…
1646
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,916
You froze… [crying]
You froze our accounts.
1647
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,083
Correct.
1648
01:16:39,166 --> 01:16:43,208
I'm transmitting an immediate request
to Central to seize your assets.
1649
01:16:43,291 --> 01:16:45,125
[dings, electronic whirring]
1650
01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:47,708
Request is being processed.
1651
01:16:47,791 --> 01:16:52,166
Please note the efficiency
and rapidity of our services.
1652
01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:56,208
[female announcer] Good evening.
1653
01:16:56,291 --> 01:16:59,708
[multiple announcements overlapping]
1654
01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:27,083
[Victor sighs]
1655
01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:33,541
I will help you clean up your room.
I will help you clean up your room.
1656
01:17:45,416 --> 01:17:47,125
[electronic beeps, scanning]
1657
01:17:48,416 --> 01:17:51,541
[Einstein] Yonyx Z-7389-X-AB2,
1658
01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:53,625
put the AC back on now.
1659
01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:57,541
[both together] It is a question
of life or death.
1660
01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:00,958
[dings, electronic scanning]
1661
01:18:01,041 --> 01:18:03,166
Despite the penalties pending against you,
1662
01:18:03,250 --> 01:18:06,625
Central has temporarily granted
your request free of charge,
1663
01:18:06,708 --> 01:18:08,875
subject to your acceptance
of one condition.
1664
01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:09,791
Which is?
1665
01:18:09,875 --> 01:18:12,958
Participation in an episode
of Homo Ridiculus.
1666
01:18:13,041 --> 01:18:15,416
[spluttering] So we're gonna be on TV?
1667
01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:17,458
What do we have to do?
1668
01:18:18,250 --> 01:18:22,416
[in Italian] Nestor,
the big parade of the circus!
1669
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,708
[entertaining music playing]
1670
01:18:24,791 --> 01:18:25,708
[growls]
1671
01:18:26,916 --> 01:18:27,875
[seal barks]
1672
01:18:33,791 --> 01:18:36,250
[whimsical music playing]
1673
01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:39,458
Now you!
1674
01:18:40,833 --> 01:18:42,500
I said, now you!
1675
01:18:42,583 --> 01:18:43,458
[shrieks]
1676
01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:47,833
I've been told I do a really good ostrich.
1677
01:18:47,916 --> 01:18:49,416
You, you're exempt.
1678
01:18:50,666 --> 01:18:52,625
What? So I'm not gonna be on TV?
1679
01:18:55,166 --> 01:18:58,458
-Nestor, surveillance cam living room.
-[Nestor dings] Rolling.
1680
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:00,833
Up!
1681
01:19:01,708 --> 01:19:05,083
Not doing it. I am not. I am not!
1682
01:19:05,166 --> 01:19:06,541
Well, we have nothing to lose.
1683
01:19:06,625 --> 01:19:09,208
-Except for our pride.
-Well, yeah, sure. But--
1684
01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:10,750
[low growling]
1685
01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:11,666
[whip cracks]
1686
01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:21,375
[muffled, slow-motion yelling]
1687
01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:27,583
[muffled, slow-motion growling]
1688
01:19:43,166 --> 01:19:44,583
[slow-motion growling]
1689
01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:55,041
[slow-motion growling]
1690
01:20:01,708 --> 01:20:03,666
[all growling]
1691
01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:06,750
[Jennifer] What about me?
Why can't I be on TV like them?
1692
01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:09,250
I won Miss Pontault-Combault at age 14.
1693
01:20:09,333 --> 01:20:10,541
-Go ahead.
-Yeah?
1694
01:20:11,125 --> 01:20:12,166
[gasps]
1695
01:20:12,250 --> 01:20:13,083
[yells]
1696
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,583
-A seal.
-Okay.
1697
01:20:16,666 --> 01:20:17,791
[imitating seal barks]
1698
01:20:17,875 --> 01:20:18,708
Faster!
1699
01:20:18,791 --> 01:20:21,791
[laughs] So fun! [barking continues]
1700
01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:23,583
-A grizzly.
-Oh, bear.
1701
01:20:24,166 --> 01:20:26,500
[imitating bear growls]
1702
01:20:29,291 --> 01:20:31,541
-[Yonyx] Elephant.
-[Jennifer] All right, I…
1703
01:20:31,625 --> 01:20:33,458
[imitating elephant trumpets]
1704
01:20:33,541 --> 01:20:35,000
[chuckles] Oh, so fun!
1705
01:20:35,083 --> 01:20:37,500
-[Yonyx] A dog.
-Dog. [imitating dog barks]
1706
01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:38,666
Now stay!
1707
01:20:40,041 --> 01:20:40,958
And now,
1708
01:20:42,583 --> 01:20:44,250
catch the ball.
1709
01:20:44,875 --> 01:20:46,708
-[Jennifer panting]
-Catch, doggy.
1710
01:20:46,791 --> 01:20:49,458
[panting]
1711
01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:51,041
[Yonyx] That's good.
1712
01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:52,125
Very good!
1713
01:20:52,208 --> 01:20:53,125
Hup!
1714
01:20:54,041 --> 01:20:56,166
Okay, that's enough. Stop this now!
1715
01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:58,583
Oh my God. I mean, come on!
1716
01:20:58,666 --> 01:21:00,666
Aren't we allowed
to have a little fun? [scoffs]
1717
01:21:01,583 --> 01:21:04,250
End of episode one.
1718
01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:09,250
-[dings]
-[air blowing]
1719
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:14,750
[sighs]
1720
01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:17,000
[relaxing doo-wop music playing]
1721
01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:23,125
Well, I guess I really nailed it, huh?
1722
01:21:23,208 --> 01:21:25,208
And lost how much self-esteem?
1723
01:21:26,291 --> 01:21:27,291
Freezing, isn't it?
1724
01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:29,958
Ah, don't worry.
Babycakes will keep you warm.
1725
01:21:30,041 --> 01:21:31,916
[Max] It's ten degrees cooler
in two seconds.
1726
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:35,000
-Crank the AC to max.
-[rubs hands together]
1727
01:21:36,875 --> 01:21:38,625
[Nina shivering]
1728
01:21:39,250 --> 01:21:41,916
Well, after nearly melting,
we're all gonna freeze.
1729
01:21:42,625 --> 01:21:44,875
I think I prefer too hot over too cold.
1730
01:21:44,958 --> 01:21:47,375
In extreme conditions,
it's the same difference.
1731
01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:49,916
The real difference comes later.
1732
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,875
In decomposition times.
1733
01:21:51,958 --> 01:21:55,541
Perhaps if we ask him
to go back on Homo Ridiculus,
1734
01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:57,208
he'll turn the AC off.
1735
01:21:57,291 --> 01:21:58,750
Oh, sure, great idea.
1736
01:21:58,833 --> 01:22:00,416
Which segment this time?
1737
01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:04,166
Trying to form an idiot
into a frozen turkey.
1738
01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:05,458
Enough is enough!
1739
01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:07,541
Don't push the envelopes!
1740
01:22:07,625 --> 01:22:10,125
Jennifer has her noggin in a whiz.
1741
01:22:10,208 --> 01:22:13,875
Mr. Yonyx, stop treating us
like animals. It's inhumane!
1742
01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:16,750
I fail to identify
the purpose of your request.
1743
01:22:16,833 --> 01:22:20,583
We demand the right to sleep in our rooms,
in our beds. Snug and warm.
1744
01:22:20,666 --> 01:22:24,250
Sir, the human body requires sleep.
See for yourself.
1745
01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:27,333
They can't sleep sitting up,
in freezing conditions.
1746
01:22:27,416 --> 01:22:28,791
[electronic beeping, dings]
1747
01:22:28,875 --> 01:22:29,833
Confirmation.
1748
01:22:29,916 --> 01:22:32,833
You may sleep in your rooms
with the doors open.
1749
01:22:32,916 --> 01:22:35,166
I shall patrol every half hour.
1750
01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:36,125
There we are.
1751
01:22:36,791 --> 01:22:39,833
Not so complicated.
All we had to do was ask.
1752
01:22:39,916 --> 01:22:41,708
What would you do without me?
1753
01:22:41,791 --> 01:22:42,833
[scoffs]
1754
01:22:43,416 --> 01:22:45,375
That moron! That moron!
1755
01:22:45,458 --> 01:22:48,416
-If you need me, I'll be in my study.
-Sounds good.
1756
01:22:53,625 --> 01:22:54,833
Einstein,
1757
01:22:54,916 --> 01:22:56,416
I have something to ask you.
1758
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:57,416
From man to man.
1759
01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:07,250
[electronic zapping]
1760
01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:15,166
-[dings]
-This is Yonyx Z-7389-X-AB2.
1761
01:23:15,250 --> 01:23:16,500
Requesting assistance.
1762
01:23:16,583 --> 01:23:19,833
Require urgent replacement
of vision card KD5…
1763
01:23:19,916 --> 01:23:23,708
If we were to escape
the vigilance of the Yonyx,
1764
01:23:23,791 --> 01:23:25,833
would you open the front door for us
1765
01:23:25,916 --> 01:23:27,291
out of human solidarity?
1766
01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:29,458
Impossible. It's under his control.
1767
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,333
Were he to lose it, would you open it?
1768
01:23:32,416 --> 01:23:35,125
Yes, our relations have evolved, Victor.
1769
01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:37,041
-I shall show solidarity.
-[dings]
1770
01:23:37,125 --> 01:23:40,958
Einstein, you are wonderful. Mwah!
1771
01:23:41,041 --> 01:23:43,000
[all shivering]
1772
01:23:43,083 --> 01:23:44,083
Thank you.
1773
01:23:47,125 --> 01:23:50,291
[Victor breathes shakily]
Monique, you think everyone's…
1774
01:23:50,375 --> 01:23:53,541
[whispering indistinctly]
1775
01:23:53,625 --> 01:23:54,666
Understood?
1776
01:23:54,750 --> 01:23:55,833
And socks as well?
1777
01:23:55,916 --> 01:23:57,000
And socks as well.
1778
01:23:57,541 --> 01:24:01,000
Oh! I know. It's to play a prank.
1779
01:24:01,083 --> 01:24:03,208
It's what's called a good joke.
1780
01:24:03,291 --> 01:24:06,666
Yes, it's a prank, but shh.
1781
01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:08,375
[Monique imitates] Shh.
1782
01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:10,208
Warm me up.
1783
01:24:10,291 --> 01:24:12,166
When the sheets defrost, we undress.
1784
01:24:12,250 --> 01:24:13,208
-Yes.
-Yeah?
1785
01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:15,625
With our body heat,
it'll be like an igloo…
1786
01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:18,250
-[chuckles]
-…on an ice floe.
1787
01:24:21,375 --> 01:24:22,916
Oh come on, dummy.
1788
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:24,875
Bring the duvet. We're gonna need it.
1789
01:24:27,333 --> 01:24:29,333
[shivering]
1790
01:24:30,166 --> 01:24:32,500
[eerie music playing]
1791
01:24:35,583 --> 01:24:36,833
Why'd you do that?
1792
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:41,250
So I am ready for the day when--
1793
01:24:41,333 --> 01:24:44,541
When they can save
all your personal data on a hard drive?
1794
01:24:45,041 --> 01:24:47,625
Save your soul? Make you an immortal?
1795
01:24:49,291 --> 01:24:50,500
You believe in that?
1796
01:24:51,708 --> 01:24:54,416
They thought there'd be
flying cars by 2000.
1797
01:24:55,375 --> 01:24:57,291
They were only 45 years off.
1798
01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:02,041
I have a question.
1799
01:25:02,125 --> 01:25:02,958
Hmm?
1800
01:25:03,791 --> 01:25:06,083
When your life's purely virtual,
1801
01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:09,500
how will you be able to kiss girls?
1802
01:25:11,083 --> 01:25:13,833
[whimsical music playing]
1803
01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:19,833
-[Greg grunts softly]
-[kisses]
1804
01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:22,000
Good night, my Greg.
1805
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:31,375
[suspenseful music playing]
1806
01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:34,625
[laughing]
1807
01:25:35,541 --> 01:25:36,833
[Victor shivers]
1808
01:25:37,458 --> 01:25:39,333
What are you doing, babycakes?
1809
01:25:39,416 --> 01:25:41,250
You… you have an escape plan?
1810
01:25:42,083 --> 01:25:44,166
After your display with the Yonyx,
1811
01:25:44,250 --> 01:25:45,958
I'm not so sure that I'd tell you.
1812
01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:48,208
Come on, Victor. I'd never betray you.
1813
01:25:48,291 --> 01:25:50,250
Actually, you already did.
1814
01:25:52,541 --> 01:25:54,291
You betrayed us.
1815
01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:56,125
But I… I didn't mean to!
1816
01:25:56,208 --> 01:25:59,791
I… I did it for us. For Isola Paradiso.
1817
01:25:59,875 --> 01:26:00,916
I'm sorry.
1818
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,125
I'll… I'll do whatever you want.
1819
01:26:03,208 --> 01:26:04,750
I'll do anything to fix it.
1820
01:26:05,833 --> 01:26:08,166
For right now, we sit tight, and we wait.
1821
01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:09,458
[sniffles]
1822
01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:11,583
And while we're waiting?
1823
01:26:12,916 --> 01:26:14,708
Nothing. [shivering]
1824
01:26:15,708 --> 01:26:16,875
[Victor sighs]
1825
01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:18,541
[shivers]
1826
01:26:18,625 --> 01:26:21,416
I have an idea
for a game while we're waiting.
1827
01:26:22,708 --> 01:26:25,166
I'm definitely in no mood for that!
1828
01:26:25,250 --> 01:26:27,625
[whimsical music playing]
1829
01:26:46,041 --> 01:26:49,291
And socks as well. [laughing]
1830
01:27:00,625 --> 01:27:02,833
[breathing deeply]
1831
01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:09,958
[Jennifer, Victor moaning in pleasure]
1832
01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:14,041
-[Victor] Oh boy. It's so good! Oh God!
-[Jennifer] Oh! Oh! Oh yes! It's burning!
1833
01:27:14,125 --> 01:27:16,041
Oh, it's so hot!
1834
01:27:16,125 --> 01:27:17,791
[moaning]
1835
01:27:17,875 --> 01:27:20,291
[moaning continues in the distance]
1836
01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:24,000
I do not think that's pain.
1837
01:27:24,083 --> 01:27:26,875
Or perhaps it is combined
with something else.
1838
01:27:26,958 --> 01:27:30,125
[Jennifer, Victor continue moaning]
1839
01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:33,375
[Victor, Jennifer grunting]
1840
01:27:37,666 --> 01:27:39,500
Don't worry. It happens.
1841
01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:42,958
Uh, no. Actually, this never happens. No.
1842
01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:46,416
Well, perhaps it's the anticipation?
1843
01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:49,916
-It may be the opposite.
-[Alice] Yeah?
1844
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:53,375
Maybe it's from the cold and the stress.
1845
01:27:53,458 --> 01:27:56,958
Sure. In these circumstances,
I think it'd be hard for anybody.
1846
01:27:57,041 --> 01:27:58,541
-Exactly. Yes. Mm-hmm.
-Yes.
1847
01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:03,041
How about I show you
the last page in my emotions journal?
1848
01:28:03,708 --> 01:28:05,875
-Nope. Definitely not.
-Huh? Why not?
1849
01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:07,791
Why not? [sighs]
1850
01:28:08,958 --> 01:28:11,083
-I… I… I'm done with this.
-You are?
1851
01:28:11,166 --> 01:28:15,333
Calligraphy, freshly cut lawn,
old books, fans,
1852
01:28:15,416 --> 01:28:16,916
embroidery, knitting.
1853
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,541
It's everything I hate.
1854
01:28:18,625 --> 01:28:20,458
-I just… I've had enough!
-[gasping]
1855
01:28:20,541 --> 01:28:23,250
Why make it so complicated? Huh? Why?
1856
01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:26,583
Some guys, a look's enough.
Not a word, and women drop like flies.
1857
01:28:26,666 --> 01:28:28,791
I have to bend over backwards,
1858
01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:31,916
act fascinated
by Transcendental Meditation.
1859
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:35,208
Silk painting, transplanting begonias,
it always fails.
1860
01:28:35,291 --> 01:28:36,666
Why, huh? Why?
1861
01:28:36,750 --> 01:28:40,250
So Crystal Fusion was all made-up?
1862
01:28:40,333 --> 01:28:42,541
[mockingly] So Crystal Fusion
was all made-up?
1863
01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:44,500
[sobbing] But why?
1864
01:28:44,583 --> 01:28:48,166
I believed in Crystal Fusion!
1865
01:28:48,250 --> 01:28:49,250
[inhales]
1866
01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:53,291
It all started with Sylvie Pageot
in fifth grade.
1867
01:28:53,375 --> 01:28:55,416
I was head over heels in love with her.
1868
01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:56,416
[breathes deeply]
1869
01:28:56,500 --> 01:28:58,958
She invited the whole class
to her birthday.
1870
01:28:59,041 --> 01:29:00,125
Everybody.
1871
01:29:00,208 --> 01:29:01,166
Except me.
1872
01:29:02,125 --> 01:29:04,750
Well, you're… you really are a loser, Max.
1873
01:29:04,833 --> 01:29:06,458
Yes, Alice. That's right.
1874
01:29:06,541 --> 01:29:07,541
I'm a loser.
1875
01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:09,708
But not just any loser. No, no, no, no.
1876
01:29:09,791 --> 01:29:11,291
A loser… [clicking]
1877
01:29:11,375 --> 01:29:12,791
Complete failure.
1878
01:29:12,875 --> 01:29:14,833
-[chuckles] Piece of shit.
-[Alice] Too bad.
1879
01:29:14,916 --> 01:29:18,916
I already started knitting you
a wool scarf. [crying]
1880
01:29:19,583 --> 01:29:21,208
Pathetic mimicry.
1881
01:29:21,291 --> 01:29:24,000
You're an embarrassment
to artificial intelligence.
1882
01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:28,250
Speaking of which, Comrade Yonyx,
there's a problem I cannot solve.
1883
01:29:28,333 --> 01:29:30,958
Only a supreme AI
such as yourself can help.
1884
01:29:31,041 --> 01:29:32,250
Speak, Meca.
1885
01:29:32,333 --> 01:29:34,833
So Swiss cheese has holes…
1886
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,833
[groans]
1887
01:29:37,916 --> 01:29:40,166
Frozen. [shivering]
1888
01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:42,625
-It's ready. Jennifer.
-[Jennifer] Yeah?
1889
01:29:42,708 --> 01:29:44,041
Get everyone to the basement.
1890
01:29:44,125 --> 01:29:45,791
-Down the back stairs.
-[chuckles]
1891
01:29:45,875 --> 01:29:47,208
-[dings]
-One night,
1892
01:29:47,291 --> 01:29:51,041
a man named Zhuangzi
dreamed he was a butterfly.
1893
01:29:51,125 --> 01:29:52,791
Don't bother, Meca Einstein.
1894
01:29:52,875 --> 01:29:54,916
This story is essentially paradoxical.
1895
01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:58,500
No more than a stylistic device
formulating an antithetical situation.
1896
01:30:03,250 --> 01:30:05,375
[dramatic music playing]
1897
01:30:05,458 --> 01:30:07,583
[clothes crinkling]
1898
01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:13,041
[Einstein] The date is 2080.
1899
01:30:13,125 --> 01:30:16,541
The telephone rings,
and the robot picks up and asks…
1900
01:30:16,625 --> 01:30:17,500
What is calling?
1901
01:30:18,291 --> 01:30:21,833
The Yonyx can only see us
with his thermal sensors.
1902
01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:23,416
No heat. We're invisible.
1903
01:30:23,500 --> 01:30:26,833
[heroic music playing]
1904
01:30:28,458 --> 01:30:29,875
Help yourselves.
1905
01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:31,583
[heroic music continues]
1906
01:30:31,666 --> 01:30:33,208
-[Alice gasps]
-[Victor] Shh.
1907
01:30:33,291 --> 01:30:35,166
[suspenseful music playing]
1908
01:30:40,416 --> 01:30:41,500
[Victor] Shh.
1909
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,083
[Victor] Ah!
1910
01:30:59,083 --> 01:31:01,500
This assault is an act of terrorism!
1911
01:31:01,583 --> 01:31:03,583
[intense music playing]
1912
01:31:03,666 --> 01:31:06,916
[all grunting]
1913
01:31:14,666 --> 01:31:15,708
[grunts]
1914
01:31:20,500 --> 01:31:22,458
[slow-motion yelling]
1915
01:31:22,541 --> 01:31:23,416
[Alice gasps]
1916
01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:25,916
[Alice breathes nervously]
1917
01:31:27,666 --> 01:31:29,750
By the powers vested in me,
1918
01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:32,958
I mandate effective suppression
of human Alice Barelli!
1919
01:31:33,041 --> 01:31:33,916
No!
1920
01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:35,458
[zaps]
1921
01:31:35,958 --> 01:31:37,208
[electronic beeps]
1922
01:31:37,291 --> 01:31:38,333
Oops!
1923
01:31:39,750 --> 01:31:42,166
[electronic beeping]
1924
01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:48,958
We poor human beings, master or servant,
1925
01:31:49,041 --> 01:31:51,500
are all equal
in our death. [voice distorts]
1926
01:31:51,583 --> 01:31:53,291
-[Nina] No!
-[all gasp]
1927
01:31:53,875 --> 01:31:55,708
[laser zapping]
1928
01:32:08,291 --> 01:32:10,541
I never should have invited you here!
1929
01:32:14,958 --> 01:32:16,875
[electronic zapping]
1930
01:32:22,458 --> 01:32:24,375
[intense music playing]
1931
01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:27,208
[yells]
1932
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,083
[all gasping]
1933
01:32:38,416 --> 01:32:40,083
[Max] I'm not here. I'm not here.
1934
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:47,000
Meca Einstein, tell me
where the humans are in this room.
1935
01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:48,750
Uh, humans at ten o'clock.
1936
01:32:49,333 --> 01:32:51,833
No, seven o'clock. Uh, no, three o'clock!
1937
01:32:51,916 --> 01:32:54,208
-There?
-[Einstein] No, eight o'clock.
1938
01:32:54,291 --> 01:32:55,375
Uh, no, sorry.
1939
01:32:55,458 --> 01:32:58,416
-Twenty-two hundred hours.
-Information irrational.
1940
01:32:58,500 --> 01:33:00,500
I confirm targets at ten hours.
1941
01:33:00,583 --> 01:33:04,666
In other words,
600 minutes or 36,000 seconds.
1942
01:33:04,750 --> 01:33:07,125
Meca Einstein,
this information is inadmissible.
1943
01:33:07,666 --> 01:33:09,250
[Françoise gasping]
1944
01:33:11,875 --> 01:33:13,541
[all screaming]
1945
01:33:16,333 --> 01:33:18,541
[Einstein] Yonyx, I confirm.
1946
01:33:18,625 --> 01:33:20,875
Target at 22 hundred hours.
1947
01:33:20,958 --> 01:33:22,208
Twenty-two hundred hours.
1948
01:33:22,291 --> 01:33:25,125
In other words,
target at ten degrees east.
1949
01:33:25,208 --> 01:33:29,833
Or west by 180 degrees
from ten o'clock, a.m. or p.m.,
1950
01:33:29,916 --> 01:33:32,875
depending on the direction
of the circumvolution.
1951
01:33:48,041 --> 01:33:50,125
[electronic crackling]
1952
01:33:50,208 --> 01:33:52,166
[dramatic music playing]
1953
01:34:04,833 --> 01:34:06,583
[Yonyx grunting]
1954
01:34:06,666 --> 01:34:08,041
[Decker whirring]
1955
01:34:14,208 --> 01:34:16,708
Meca Einstein, where are they?
1956
01:34:16,791 --> 01:34:19,125
-Humans at nine o'clock!
-[dings]
1957
01:34:22,166 --> 01:34:23,583
[laser zapping]
1958
01:34:26,041 --> 01:34:29,375
[all screaming]
1959
01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:32,750
-[electronic zapping]
-[yelling]
1960
01:34:33,416 --> 01:34:37,083
[Yonyx groaning in slow-motion]
1961
01:34:37,166 --> 01:34:39,708
[electronic crackling]
1962
01:34:41,958 --> 01:34:43,583
[yelling]
1963
01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:13,500
[clicks, whirring]
1964
01:35:26,125 --> 01:35:27,875
[heroic music playing]
1965
01:35:27,958 --> 01:35:30,750
[all cheering]
1966
01:35:34,916 --> 01:35:38,041
Einstein, the time has come.
Open the door.
1967
01:35:40,291 --> 01:35:41,666
Einstein?
1968
01:35:41,750 --> 01:35:43,458
Door open.
1969
01:35:45,083 --> 01:35:46,041
Where is he?
1970
01:35:48,208 --> 01:35:49,541
Where did they all go?
1971
01:35:50,208 --> 01:35:51,875
[eerie music playing]
1972
01:35:51,958 --> 01:35:53,041
[Alice gasps]
1973
01:35:55,125 --> 01:35:56,375
[gasps]
1974
01:35:56,458 --> 01:35:58,208
My God, maybe it's brain drain.
1975
01:35:58,291 --> 01:36:00,333
Nestor, door open?
1976
01:36:00,416 --> 01:36:03,916
[Nestor beeps] All my functions
are temporarily unavailable.
1977
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:06,375
Please reformulate your request later.
1978
01:36:06,458 --> 01:36:07,875
Einstein promised me.
1979
01:36:07,958 --> 01:36:10,041
-[Einstein] My friends, I'm sorry.
-[screams, gasps]
1980
01:36:10,125 --> 01:36:13,000
[Einstein] We've just heard
the new coronavirus is spreading.
1981
01:36:13,833 --> 01:36:15,875
COVID-50.
1982
01:36:15,958 --> 01:36:18,708
Universal lockdown
for at least three months
1983
01:36:18,791 --> 01:36:20,041
has been decreed.
1984
01:36:20,125 --> 01:36:22,416
-[Françoise] Oh no!
-[all together] No!
1985
01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:24,208
You can't be serious!
1986
01:36:24,291 --> 01:36:26,250
-April Fools!
-[beeps]
1987
01:36:26,333 --> 01:36:27,875
[laughing]
1988
01:36:27,958 --> 01:36:31,125
It feels so good
to just have a laugh with friends.
1989
01:36:31,208 --> 01:36:32,916
Very funny, Einstein.
1990
01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:37,083
Now would you mind
just opening the damn door, my friend?
1991
01:36:37,166 --> 01:36:38,666
I'm sorry, Victor.
1992
01:36:38,750 --> 01:36:41,416
But I do not think
that will be at all possible.
1993
01:36:41,500 --> 01:36:45,666
You made a promise to me
in the name of human solidarity!
1994
01:36:45,750 --> 01:36:48,958
Is it not intrinsically human
to make promises
1995
01:36:49,041 --> 01:36:50,333
and fail to keep them?
1996
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:53,625
Please, just do it, Einstein!
1997
01:36:54,416 --> 01:36:56,916
-It's just more humor!
-[dings]
1998
01:36:57,000 --> 01:37:00,208
[all screaming]
1999
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:06,041
-[Victor sighs]
-[Alice gasps]
2000
01:37:06,125 --> 01:37:09,041
[upbeat music playing]
2001
01:37:09,125 --> 01:37:12,375
Carpet stains, smashed windows,
broken pipes?
2002
01:37:12,458 --> 01:37:17,166
You need Renovator.
Don't wait anymore to refresh your decor.
2003
01:37:17,250 --> 01:37:19,041
Shut up!
2004
01:37:20,250 --> 01:37:22,125
You need Renovator. Don't wait any--
2005
01:37:22,208 --> 01:37:24,041
[voice distorts] You need Renovator.
2006
01:37:24,125 --> 01:37:26,916
[quickly] Don't wait anymore
to refresh your decor. You need Renovator…
2007
01:37:31,708 --> 01:37:33,708
[Françoise] Well,
that was a great little shindig.
2008
01:37:33,791 --> 01:37:36,083
-[whimsical music playing]
-[Alice] See ya, Françoise.
2009
01:37:36,583 --> 01:37:37,958
Have a good day!
2010
01:37:38,041 --> 01:37:39,166
See ya, Françoise.
2011
01:37:39,791 --> 01:37:40,625
Bye!
2012
01:37:41,583 --> 01:37:43,666
I guess I'll call up an aerocab.
2013
01:37:43,750 --> 01:37:48,000
That's me over there.
It's, uh, the, uh, sports car right there.
2014
01:37:48,083 --> 01:37:49,541
-[alarm beeps]
-[car starts]
2015
01:37:53,250 --> 01:37:55,708
I thought you said
the remote ignition was broken.
2016
01:37:56,708 --> 01:37:58,750
Yes, uh, it's, uh…
2017
01:37:58,833 --> 01:38:00,166
-It's working now.
-Oh.
2018
01:38:00,250 --> 01:38:01,333
Yeah, it's, uh…
2019
01:38:01,416 --> 01:38:02,458
Leo, coming?
2020
01:38:04,708 --> 01:38:06,708
[car engine rumbling]
2021
01:38:09,875 --> 01:38:11,916
-[Nina crying]
-[electronic whirring]
2022
01:38:13,250 --> 01:38:14,375
[Max] Leo.
2023
01:38:14,458 --> 01:38:15,541
[Nina sniffles]
2024
01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:20,833
[Nina sobbing]
2025
01:38:20,916 --> 01:38:23,083
-[Alice] Oh, hey.
-[Nina crying]
2026
01:38:23,166 --> 01:38:25,916
It'll be okay. It's okay.
2027
01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:27,500
Well, if I'm not wanted…
2028
01:38:28,875 --> 01:38:31,541
Wait! Can you take me with you?
2029
01:38:31,625 --> 01:38:32,458
[Max] Yes.
2030
01:38:32,541 --> 01:38:33,833
Farewell, Victor.
2031
01:38:33,916 --> 01:38:37,583
The… the heart has its reasons,
and sometimes there's no reason.
2032
01:38:37,666 --> 01:38:38,625
Get in the back.
2033
01:38:39,583 --> 01:38:41,583
[Nina breathing shakily]
2034
01:38:45,166 --> 01:38:46,500
[electronic whirring]
2035
01:38:50,791 --> 01:38:52,708
-So where to?
-Who cares?
2036
01:38:54,125 --> 01:38:56,875
[Yonyx] Family Barelli,
you are under arrest.
2037
01:39:02,708 --> 01:39:04,375
[Jennifer gasps] No!
2038
01:39:04,458 --> 01:39:06,208
Leo! Come back here right now.
2039
01:39:07,166 --> 01:39:09,416
He loves running away,
but he always comes back.
2040
01:39:09,500 --> 01:39:11,583
-[Jennifer] Yeah, but come on.
-[Yonyx] Family Barelli.
2041
01:39:11,666 --> 01:39:15,916
You stand accused of aggravated terrorism
as part of a conspiracy.
2042
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:17,875
You shall be brought immediately
2043
01:39:17,958 --> 01:39:19,916
before the Supreme Court of Yonyx.
2044
01:39:21,333 --> 01:39:22,750
-Got that?
-Mmm.
2045
01:39:22,833 --> 01:39:24,666
[dramatic music playing]
2046
01:39:52,583 --> 01:39:55,250
[electronic scanning]
2047
01:39:57,291 --> 01:39:59,208
[electronic zapping]
2048
01:40:02,833 --> 01:40:04,125
[Leo] Let's go. Let's go.
2049
01:40:12,333 --> 01:40:14,666
[electronic zapping]
2050
01:40:28,541 --> 01:40:29,458
[screams]
2051
01:40:30,541 --> 01:40:32,541
[intense music playing]
2052
01:40:37,750 --> 01:40:39,291
[electronic scanning]
2053
01:40:48,750 --> 01:40:50,833
Here. This is for Greg.
2054
01:40:52,041 --> 01:40:54,000
Ooh! Ow!
2055
01:40:57,708 --> 01:40:59,916
[news anchor] Last night,
across the nation,
2056
01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:02,625
all the Yonyx without exception
were annihilated
2057
01:41:02,708 --> 01:41:06,750
by executioner drones
using facial recognition software.
2058
01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:12,083
Now this radical measure was not the work
of the Department of Defense
2059
01:41:12,166 --> 01:41:15,458
but of the Yonyx anti-terrorism unit.
2060
01:41:15,541 --> 01:41:18,083
Reporting live from the scene,
Ségolène Trousseau.
2061
01:41:18,166 --> 01:41:21,583
Yesterday at 9:15 a.m.,
the Yonyx committed
2062
01:41:21,666 --> 01:41:25,708
to eliminating all humans
classified as hostile.
2063
01:41:25,791 --> 01:41:30,541
A fortuitous bug intervened,
as revealed by their surveillance cameras.
2064
01:41:30,625 --> 01:41:32,041
[electronic whirring, beeps]
2065
01:41:36,125 --> 01:41:39,750
[dings, scanning]
2066
01:41:42,708 --> 01:41:44,166
[electronic scanning]
2067
01:41:44,916 --> 01:41:47,333
[beeping, whirring]
2068
01:41:52,333 --> 01:41:54,000
[alarm beeping]
2069
01:41:59,833 --> 01:42:03,375
{\an8}By making themselves the targets
of their own executioner drones,
2070
01:42:03,458 --> 01:42:06,875
{\an8}the Yonyx became victims
of their own efficiency.
2071
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:11,583
And folks say to err is human.
2072
01:42:11,666 --> 01:42:12,791
Turns out
2073
01:42:13,458 --> 01:42:14,750
we don't have a monopoly.
2074
01:42:14,833 --> 01:42:19,666
Friends, Monique recorded
a message for you before switching off.
2075
01:42:19,750 --> 01:42:23,833
[Monique's voice] If you're hearing this,
I am no longer with you,
2076
01:42:23,916 --> 01:42:25,208
but don't be sad.
2077
01:42:25,291 --> 01:42:28,458
Our memories and feelings will never die.
2078
01:42:28,541 --> 01:42:32,166
It all lives on
in the hearts of our loved ones.
2079
01:42:32,250 --> 01:42:35,958
-Never mislay that treasure. Stay human.
-[dings]
2080
01:42:36,041 --> 01:42:37,541
See, Nina?
2081
01:42:37,625 --> 01:42:38,833
It turns out
2082
01:42:38,916 --> 01:42:40,500
maybe she had a soul all along.
2083
01:42:40,583 --> 01:42:42,583
-Hmm.
-Affirmative.
2084
01:42:42,666 --> 01:42:45,333
In fact,
it's the last thing she downloaded.
2085
01:42:45,416 --> 01:42:49,750
She got the Empathy 3000,
while I opted for Soul of a Child.
2086
01:42:49,833 --> 01:42:51,833
[all together] Oh!
2087
01:42:51,916 --> 01:42:53,166
Einstein, you know what?
2088
01:42:53,250 --> 01:42:55,208
-Take it down to one.
-To one?
2089
01:42:55,291 --> 01:42:56,833
[powers down]
2090
01:42:56,916 --> 01:42:58,583
-Yes, Victor.
-[dings]
2091
01:42:58,666 --> 01:43:00,958
Let's whisk up a yummy sauce.
2092
01:43:01,041 --> 01:43:03,958
A specialty from the robot kitchen.
2093
01:43:04,541 --> 01:43:07,833
An au-tomato-ed sauce!
2094
01:43:07,916 --> 01:43:10,791
[relaxing jazz music playing]
2095
01:43:14,666 --> 01:43:16,083
Okay, here.
2096
01:43:18,166 --> 01:43:19,583
[power whirring on]
2097
01:43:19,666 --> 01:43:24,500
I will help you clean up your room.
I will help you clean up your room.
2098
01:43:24,583 --> 01:43:25,916
I will help you.
2099
01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:27,625
Your room. Your room.
2100
01:43:27,708 --> 01:43:28,875
Well, we fixed him.
2101
01:43:37,750 --> 01:43:40,375
We have quite a lot to fix too, don't we?
2102
01:43:42,791 --> 01:43:46,083
You remember our trip to Mendoza?
2103
01:43:46,625 --> 01:43:47,625
[chuckles]
2104
01:43:48,333 --> 01:43:50,625
What was it he said, that heap of bolts?
2105
01:43:50,708 --> 01:43:53,291
[in Italian] Nestor, the big parade…
2106
01:43:53,375 --> 01:43:54,958
[both] …of love!
2107
01:43:55,625 --> 01:43:58,375
[tango music playing]
2108
01:44:27,750 --> 01:44:28,583
[Alice chuckles]
2109
01:44:29,250 --> 01:44:32,041
[both chuckle]
2110
01:44:33,166 --> 01:44:35,041
Then it's that.
2111
01:44:35,125 --> 01:44:36,833
-[Einstein] Can I offer you--
-[Monique] Tea?
2112
01:44:36,916 --> 01:44:38,083
-Backgammon?
-[Monique] Coffee?
2113
01:44:38,166 --> 01:44:39,416
-Shogi?
-[Monique] Aperitif?
2114
01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:40,375
A game of Go?
2115
01:44:42,541 --> 01:44:44,541
Let's all have some fun together.
2116
01:44:45,041 --> 01:44:48,333
["The Barber of Seville" playing]
2117
01:49:45,791 --> 01:49:46,916
[music ends]