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[whispers] He's taking a shit.
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-Right now.
-Not gonna rap for a guy taking a shit.
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-Rahmel, sir?
-Shut the fuck up!
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I understand this is a bit unorthodox,
but my guy OH! here
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is the hottest rapper in the streets
without a record deal.
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So, hold on to that seat, 'cause he's
about to drop some shit for you.
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Really?
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[phone rings]
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[OH! clears throat]
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♪Hello, it's young OH!
How you doing? Hi♪
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♪I like all real shit in front of me
And all bullshit aside♪
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♪I been sick with it my whole life
And I ain't even die♪ ♪Nigga, I ain't sleep in three weeks
And I ain't even tired♪
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♪Yo, wrote 100,000 raps
And never had to lie♪
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♪I watched Passion of the Christ twice
And I ain't even cry♪
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♪Okay, well, maybe that one time♪
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♪But everybody gets to be
A little bitch sometimes♪
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♪I've been wasting dumb time♪
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♪But I take a breath and remember
I need a chill pill♪
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♪My trying to make it
OCD is kicking in for real real♪
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♪It's like Armageddon in my head
The fear of missing out♪
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♪The way that I be getting, nigga
I be stressing sitting down♪
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♪Yo, so I'll call Father Time, like
"Uh, when is it my time?♪
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♪You think you can shed
A tiny little ounce of limelight?♪
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♪I mean, what, do I fucking suck?
Do I not rhyme tight?♪
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♪Do I need to sell myself with selfies
On my timeline?♪
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♪While I'm worried about this♪
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♪I done missed about 20,000 calls
From my moms♪
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♪So, I sent her a text
Like, "Don't trip, Mama♪
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♪I'm gonna hit you back once I'm on
I'm wrong"♪
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[whispers] Happy?
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[toilet flushes]
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-That the flush of a record deal, Rahmel?
-Ha!
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Rahmel is in LA.
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That's his intern, Bernard.
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Yo, Bernie, pick that up!
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You could have said something, Bernie.
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Why would I do that?
That was actually hot.
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I fucks with OH!
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After you wash, my G.
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Bernard, please tell Rahmel
to come see OH! this Thursday
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at Charlamagne's Up Next MC Showcase.
Sure to be lit as tits.
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"Lit as tits."
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A basement full of broke-ass
SoundCloud rappers and zero bitches
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is gonna be "lit as tits"?
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I mean, no offense, man, you're nice,
but that sounds horrible.
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Okay. No, that's one way of looking at it.
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But another is, what could be more lit
than showing your boss
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you discovered the next 21 Savage
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and then possibly getting
a producer credit on the album?
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You gangsta? Mm-hmm.
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You in that murder gang shit?
Slaughter gang shit?
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-Not really.
-You hard?
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You shoot somebody's mom before?
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Dude, just shoot my mom.
She's a total fucking bitch.
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I'll tell you this. Why don't y'all change
that producer credit
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to an executive producer credit
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and I'll make sure Rahmel
is front row center on Thursday.
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Done.
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-All right.
-All right.
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-I'll see y'all.
-See ya.
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Wait, who let y'all in here?
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Shit...
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-The higher-ups.
-Security. The higher-ups.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Bro, I do not know if my sister
is dating anybody, okay?
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She's post-feminist,
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which I'm now realizing just means
she fucks a lot.
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Okay. Not really about your sister.
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For once.
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Do you think I actually have the talent
to do this shit for real?
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Seriously?
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Okay, I'm not even gonna dignify that
with a response.
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What's missing then?
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'Cause we've been going hard
for like three years,
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shooting music videos,
doing every MC battle...
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...open mic night, and fucking podcast
we can possibly find.
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We've dropped not one, not two, not three,
but four mixtapes.
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Four. Nobody does that, not even Future.
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-Fifth one's gonna be the one, my guy.
-I have 7,402 Instagram followers.
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I don't even have a fucking K.
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You know how embarrassing that is
as a rapper to not have a K?
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My mom's meatloaf fan page has a K,
and that shit's on private.
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Owen, the genius thing we did
was never give up.
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C'mon, who said that?
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You really gotta chill
with the motivational memes, bro.
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Jay-Z said that.
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So, if you're not gonna listen to me,
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listen to the guy that gets to
put his D in B on the reg,
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all because he never gave up.
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Even when every record label passed
on Hova God.
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My pops mentioned enlisting again
last night.
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[train horn wails]
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I still go Kendrick, Cole, Rocky,
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Chance, Pusha T.
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How are you not on your own
top five list of lyricists?
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Because I have ears.
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My top five goes OH! number one always,
okay?
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Then you have Quavo, Lil Uzi,
Lil Wayne, Lil Pump.
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Okay, that's a lot of littles.
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Kids don't know shit
about real hip hop, yo.
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What about the god Rakim?
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-Is he on Spotify?
-Sir, how do you spell Rakim?
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You kidding me? He's an icon.
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♪I came in the door
I said it before♪
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♪I never let the mic
Magnetize me no more♪
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♪But he's biting me, fighting me
Inviting me to rhyme♪
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♪I can't hold it back,
I'm lookin' for the line♪
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♪Taking off my coat, clearing my throat
The rhymes will be kicking in♪
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♪Until I hit my last note♪
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All right, so y'all not total fuck boys
after all.
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No, sir. No, we're not.
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Well, then,
why is your man dressed like it?
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My outfit is fire.
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Your outfit is wow corny, son.
Who you trying to be?
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Myself.
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With a hint of the Migos.
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Is it too much, Migos?
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-Way too much Migos.
-Listen.
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The culture is dying
and y'all are the future.
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Do me a favor.
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Don't fuck up the future.
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Oh, we're gonna fuck up the future.
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No, but like in a good way.
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Like how Future fucks up some commas,
you know?
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Right?
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Damn.
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Dude, have I told you how fucking little
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I'm gonna miss these bitches
from high school
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when you and I are on that main
festival stage just crushing the game?
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-Six-thousand times.
-Yeah.
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We gotta think of some other shit.
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-This is weird.
-You don't like it?
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We'll scrap it. I'm gonna home,
gonna workshop some shit,
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and then I'm gonna
send you some options, okay? -Think of something.
-I will. I promise.
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-All right, fam.
-All right, man.
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I love you!
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Don't say that out loud.
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Don't worry, Owen. You're fine.
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Jeffrey, your friend
walked in on me again.
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His name is Carlos, he's Dominican,
and I like it 'cause--
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Hey, Alicia.
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Hi, Owen.
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I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I got a show next week in the city
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and I wanted to see, like,
if you weren't doing anything,
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if you wanted to like, come by,
if you're not busy.
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Even though you're probably like
hella busy.
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Owen is a rapper
and my little brother is his manager.
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Oh, cute.
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Yeah. So, it's this Thursday,
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and, Dad, it's gonna be
the biggest show of our career.
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Like, it's gonna be lit up in there.
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A lot of cool people are gonna be there.
Remember that guy, Ski Mask the Slump God?
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Yeah? I played you his music
and you were like,
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"Is this really the music
you kids listen to nowadays?"
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I mean, it would be super tight
if you came to support us.
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You're not gonna have time to play
rap manager at Harvard next year
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with your pre-law course load,
plus your internship
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at Slowski Scheinbaum Saperstein
Selquwitz and Mascarpone.
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Fuck my life.
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What does this idiot want?
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Hey, big guy!
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Yeah, I was just thinking about you.
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How was Napa?
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You ready?
Wanna run some lines or something?
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No, I'm good. I got my lines already.
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You look nervous. Now, remember how
we talked about confidence, right?
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-Confidence.
-Thanks.
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Yo, this place is actually full.
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You ready to kill tonight, my guy?
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-Yeah.
-Good.
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Your sister out there?
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Would you stop thinking
about my sister for one second?
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-She's never gonna fuck you. I'm sorry.
-Hey!
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I'm sorry, Sarge,
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but tonight is not the time
to be focusing on trivial things
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like my sister's punanjo.
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Tonight's about fate, it's about destiny.
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And, most importantly,
it's about murdering that mic out there.
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So, she's not here.
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-No, she's not here.
-But I'm here.
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I'm gonna be on that front row
waiting for you.
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Thanks, Dad. Not really the same thing,
but I appreciate it.
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I know. I love you, boy.
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-All right.
-You have such a supportive father.
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Have fun out there. And smile. Smile.
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Hey, there you go.
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Wow, what a guy.
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-Yeah, he's cool.
-Love him. He's great.
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Yo, did you eat?
Because you look a little green.
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-I can see it in your face.
-No, I'm good.
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You ever had ikura?
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They're like these little salty balls
of goodness
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-just exploding with flavor.
-Oh, my God.
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-You gotta try it.
-Back that shit up.
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You don't even have to eat it. Just stick
your tongue out and lick a little ball.
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Yo, pause. What is wrong with you?
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-It's fine--
-Back the fuck up--
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Am I interrupting something right now?
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Shit.
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-Yo!
-Nah!
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-What's up, Bernard?
-Cool, man.
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Cool. Did you bring Rahmel with you?
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Nah, I got someone even better.
Y'all know Wiz?
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Yeah.
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-That's Wiz Khalifa.
-Yes.
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Wow, huge fan. Tight.
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-You smoke?
-Like...
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Like, not all the time. A little bit.
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If your definition of a little something
is all day every day.
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-We love weed.
-Shut the fuck up. What are you doing?
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One pic of you chiefing a joint
with Wiz Khalifa
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gets us 10,000 fans on Instagram, easy.
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-Pass that L, Wiz.
-Shut the fuck up.
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-There you go.
-Yeah.
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Get in there.
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Owen, put up a peace sign.
Put up a peace sign now.
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Now, blow a cloud. There you go. Nice.
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-Awesome. Give me some.
-Good luck out there, man.
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Bernard told me you pretty nice,
so do your thing.
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-Thanks, man.
-All right.
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I know this will come as no surprise
to anyone,
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but Wiz Khalifa has
some incredibly strong weed.
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Thank you, everybody. Have a good night!
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Hey, keep that energy going
for Ski, y'all!
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I don't know what he just said,
but I felt it.
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I don't know who wants to follow that,
but I think I found somebody.
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Make some noise for OH!, y'all!
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OH!, where you at? Where you at, OH!?
Where you at?
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Okay.
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-How you feeling tonight, man? You good?
-Good. Yeah.
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Don't make me look bad for
putting you up on the stage, okay?
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-Okay.
-Okay? 'Cause you look whack.
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You look like Klay Thompson
with Down Syndrome.
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-All right. Okay, for sure.
-Don't embarrass me.
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Thanks. ♪Hey♪
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♪Yo, hey♪
237
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,071
♪Young OH! is the one they know so well♪
238
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,281
♪Real recognize real
Yo name ring no bells♪ ♪I'm finna be on these rap niggas
Coattails, oh well♪
239
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,411
♪Niggas going copper,
They makin' no sales♪
240
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,621
♪I ain't having that
Music's going platinum or platinum♪
241
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,331
♪These niggas be thinking like Mike Jones♪
242
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,250
♪Somebody like me
Be thinking like Mike Jackson♪
243
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:52,169
♪Yo, my homie Jeff
Has got me dressin' like a model♪
244
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,464
♪Going full throttle, eating Chip O'Lees
Fuck that, Chipot-le♪
245
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,051
♪Having itches
Sending naked yitty pictures for a follow♪
246
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,430
♪Outrageous, hit the stage
They lose their heads like Sleepy Hollow♪
247
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,725
♪Beast Coast where it's at
Y-O to be exact♪
248
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,518
♪I know only this much of me is black♪
249
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,729
♪But I know the streets so well
I don't need a map♪
250
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,815
♪I'm really real, I don't need to act
Nigga, I got a job, I don't need to trap♪
251
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,567
♪Young OH!'s dope,
that's something I know♪
252
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,444
♪So the niggas at my show
Don't need to clap♪
253
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:25,035
Yo, Wiz, this shit is strong, nigga.
I'm fuckin' smacked.
254
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,037
Yo, what's--
255
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,877
Yo, I'm fucking sorry. I didn't--
256
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,554
-He's having a seizure!
-Not my Yeezys, bro!
257
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,391
WorldStar!
258
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,651
...best "can't un-see it" clip
of all time.
259
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:01,363
He threw up on Wiz Khalifa
at Charlamagne's Up Next music showcase.
260
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,699
I guess after smoking with Wiz,
he couldn't handle it.
261
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,409
He tried to be cool, tried to be down...
262
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,994
Get him outta here. This kid's washed.
263
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,996
You can't rhyme and you can't smoke weed.
264
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:12,374
Motherfucker, don't smoke
if you can't hold it, Seezjah Boy.
265
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,084
Everybody is calling him "Seezjah Boy."
266
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,295
You caught a fuckin' seizure,
you corny motherfucker!
267
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,589
That name is completely offensive,
but I have to admit,
268
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,091
the seizure dance they got from it
is kinda funny.
269
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,593
Didn't know he was having a seizure.
270
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,428
I thought he was
on the floor Harlem Shaking.
271
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,056
-Is it over for this guy?
-Stick a fork in him. He done.
272
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,410
You ever heard of the saying
that no press is bad press?
273
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,955
Also, when did you become Creed?
274
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,706
I'm joining the Marines.
275
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,335
You're a funny guy.
You know that? You're funny.
276
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,711
I'm dead-ass, bro.
277
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,965
Dude, no. Don't say dead-ass
when you're not actually dead-ass.
278
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,384
That's not cool, man.
It's toying with my emotions.
279
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:05,886
I'm dead-ass, bro.
280
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,722
Owen, why would you ever do that?
281
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,891
Because my dad served in the Marines
282
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,144
and his life turned out pretty sick
compared to my current life.
283
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,189
He owns a fake Chipotle
called Chip O'Lees.
284
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,526
My guy, he is one cease and desist letter
away from going bust.
285
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,820
Woah! Don't be a dick, okay?
286
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,948
That was his dream and he
worked his ass off to make it happen.
287
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,491
Okay.
288
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,411
Sorry, but what about your dream?
289
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,704
Huh?
290
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:37,251
Come on, making music, touring the world,
connecting with your fans,
291
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,462
and a little thing called
sex with groupies.
292
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,506
I am an Internet laughingstock.
293
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,967
-Groupies... out the window.
-[whoosh]
294
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:48,429
-World tours... out the fucking window.
-[whoosh]
295
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,602
I mean, come on, man,
we don't even need a record label, okay?
296
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,105
-We can do this shit independent.
-We've been doing it independent.
297
00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,857
That's what we're doing right now.
298
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,109
That's what this is. Independent as hell.
299
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,278
My dad called in a favor.
300
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,614
I'm driving to Parris Island on Friday.
301
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,949
Remember what I told you in ninth grade
302
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,577
after you lost to Young-Suk Kim
in the talent show?
303
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,414
I want to thank Ms. Farrow,
Mr. Skoggins, my--
304
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,541
I'm really happy for you.
I'm gonna let you finish.
305
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:21,211
But Owen had one of the best
talent show performances of all time.
306
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,963
Of all time.
307
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:27,176
I made you a promise that if you let me
be your manager, I would go HAM for you.
308
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,345
And I'm going to keep that promise.
309
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,056
I may look like a Jewy fuck boi
on the surface,
310
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,767
but underneath these $900 Balmain jeans,
311
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,311
which I only bought because A$AP Rocky
wears them,
312
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,438
which are uncomfortable as fuck,
by the way,
313
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:43,233
underneath all that shit,
I'm a fucking animal.
314
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,486
[barks]
315
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,321
Yo, bro.
316
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,864
Yeah, bro.
317
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,368
I get you a record deal by this Friday,
318
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,120
and you don't join the Marines.
319
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,956
-Okay, bro.
-Yeah?
320
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,457
-Whatever.
-Wait, really?
321
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,334
-Yeah, knock yourself out.
-Yes! Thank you.
322
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,003
Yes, agreement. Yes, dude.
323
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,421
-Okay.
-Yes!
324
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,757
There's gonna motivational memes
about this shit.
325
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:10,844
Coming through! Watch out!
326
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,158
I told her don't worry
about where I live right now.
327
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,994
I'm in between places, all right?
328
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,620
You know, my mom's place--
329
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,081
Oh, shit, I gotta get back to work.
330
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,876
I see you avoiding me, Bernard.
331
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,796
You're talking on a calculator.
332
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,339
Yo, the Gucci vocals come in?
333
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,509
-Hi.
-Hello.
334
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,094
-Can I help you?
-Yes!
335
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,054
I'm OH!'s manager. Here to see Rahmel.
336
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,806
Who?
337
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,142
Seezjah Boy's manager.
338
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,271
Oh, that's too bad.
I really loved his mixtape.
339
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,940
He would have been great at Atlantic.
340
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,861
He's not dead.
He can still be great at Atlantic.
341
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,572
Are you kidding me?
He's deader than dubstep.
342
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:14,992
That's funny.
343
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,703
Let me tell you something else.
Opinions are like assholes.
344
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,372
Everyone's got one,
but no one thinks theirs stinks.
345
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,751
Who doesn't think their asshole stinks?
That's dumb.
346
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,461
Look, can I see Rahmel, please?
347
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,047
He's working from home today.
But good luck to you.
348
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,968
Hey, Bernard,
how are those Gucci vocals looking?
349
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,471
You sent them? Cool.
I'm checking right now.
350
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,057
Tight. Those are fakes Yeezys.
351
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,352
No such thing as bad press, right?
352
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,524
Have you never had a stomach bug?
'Cause they can be devastating.
353
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,444
Why can't this be his Eminem
"mom's spaghetti" moment?
354
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,154
Sorry.
355
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,739
Can't touch him.
356
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,117
He's tainted goods. Sorry, kid.
357
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,537
Dude, you want me to sign Seezjah Boy?
358
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,457
Is it "seezjah" or "seizure"?
359
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,876
And by the way,
you know that's politically incorrect.
360
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,420
And really fucking offensive.
361
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,677
Chicken. Rice.
362
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:18,972
More rice.
363
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,141
More rice.
364
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,976
Six, six, six.
365
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,818
Fuckin' know you, dude.
366
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,946
I knew it.
367
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,322
You're Seezjah Boy.
368
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,406
-Nah.
-No?
369
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,283
Nah, not at all. No.
370
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,368
Fuck am I doing?
371
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,996
Oh, you're fucking Seezjah Boy.
We're going live with this shit.
372
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,499
Yo, what the fuck is up, Internet?
373
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,292
It's your boy, YungDouglas.
374
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,088
Who am I with?
Fucking Seezjah Boy, live and direct.
375
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,966
Round two. He's about to puke
all over my fucking neck.
376
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,425
Do it. C'mon, let's go.
377
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,010
Everybody, a little encouragement.
378
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,805
Barf!
379
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,974
Dude, I'm trying to get laid.
Fuckin' puke on me.
380
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,101
Fucking throw chicken at me.
Throw a burrito at me.
381
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,859
Mohammad, it's so hot out.
382
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,735
I need a cold iced coffee.
383
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,364
-You're not Mohammad.
-No, I am not.
384
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,325
But, between us,
I make a much better iced coffee.
385
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,828
-What do you want?
-A sit-down with Rahmel.
386
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,621
-Not gonna happen.
-You said for yourself
387
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,583
you loved OH!'s mixtape,
and I am telling you he's a star.
388
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,334
Now trust your gut.
389
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,837
Forget about the Internet
for one goddamn second
390
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,255
and focus on the music.
391
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,007
I like your passion, but I need my coffee.
392
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,301
I like your face, eyes, hair, and smile.
393
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,930
All right, maybe I can
get you in with Rahmel next week.
394
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,724
That's amazing. One thing.
395
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,018
OH!'s joining the Marines tomorrow,
396
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,520
so I'm begging you to figure out something
for today.
397
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,981
-You're being very pushy.
-Some people find it charming.
398
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:51,940
I'm not one of them.
399
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,568
Come by the Gramercy tonight.
400
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,613
I could probably get you in
at the secret French show.
401
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,950
"French" as in "Montana"?
402
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,285
The one and only.
403
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,996
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
404
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:10,000
Look, I promise...
we are not gonna let you down.
405
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,503
Hey.
406
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:14,922
Hey.
407
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,678
You're not gonna need
a whole lot of wardrobe options, son.
408
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,804
It's a lot of camo.
409
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:23,764
I know.
410
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,778
♪Hey, look here, homie♪
411
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,114
♪They call me Sarge
'Cause I'm always in charge♪
412
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,115
♪Living large♪
413
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,201
[Sarge laughs]
414
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,622
Come on, now. Don't fight the feeling.
415
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,374
You got that steel from me.
Don't fight it.
416
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,670
Hey, I don't know if I ever told you this,
417
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:58,882
but when I was your age,
I had dreams of being an actor.
418
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,177
-You did?
-Yeah.
419
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:06,682
Yeah, I took classes.
I did some plays and I had a fly headshot.
420
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,727
I was gonna be the next Rico Tubbs.
421
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,565
You know, the brother on Miami Vice.
422
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,069
Have you never seen an episode
of Miami Vice?
423
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,487
You mean like with Jamie Foxx?
424
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,283
-You were trying to be like Jamie Foxx?
-Okay, I'm old.
425
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,200
The point is...
426
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,703
I get it, son.
427
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:32,249
Being a Marine might not be as cool
as being Kendrick Lamar, but...
428
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,043
sometimes we have to accept our fate.
429
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,837
Everybody doesn't get everything.
430
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,173
But what if I'm accepting my fate, like,
way too soon?
431
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,426
Boy, you threw up on Wiz Khalifa
and it went viral.
432
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,262
Come on, son, you gotta face the facts.
433
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,306
Nobody really makes it as a rapper.
434
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,225
At some point, we all have to grow up.
435
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:10,996
Alicia.
436
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,249
Hey. Somebody still like Arnie Palmies?
437
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,254
Look, Alicia, please.
438
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:22,049
I am on my knees. Look at me.
439
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,592
Bet you say that to all the boys.
440
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,928
It's French Montana.
You loved him when he dated Khloe.
441
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,806
-True.
-All you gotta do is be nice to Owen
442
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,184
and not mention
that you have a new boyfriend.
443
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,269
-Very important. Don't do that.
-Not possible. Said new boyfriend
is having a party tonight
444
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,606
and I have to be there.
445
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,191
Alicia, Owen needs your help.
446
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,735
I mean, he's joining the Marines tomorrow.
Come on.
447
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:43,445
Have some sympathy for our troops.
448
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,365
Look, I feel really bad for Owen, I do.
449
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,242
But I just... I can't tonight.
450
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,205
You know what? I'll pay you.
451
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,164
No!
452
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,543
-How much?
-20,000 United States dollars.
453
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,588
-What?
-Mm-hmm.
454
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,216
-You don't have that kind of money.
-Oh, I swear to God I do.
455
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,258
Yes, I do.
456
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,345
But you have to swear on Dad's life
that you're in. Okay?
457
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,308
All I have to do is go to a secret
French Montana show
458
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,061
and you will pay me 20,000
United States dollars?
459
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,773
-Not that "doll hair" shit you pulled?
-Dollars. Okay?
460
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:20,774
Think about it.
461
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:21,942
Fine.
462
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,362
-I'm in.
-Okay. Done deal. Good.
463
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:30,158
20,000 United States dollars in low-risk
government-backed agricultural bonds.
464
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,078
They'll mature in 2050.
That's my graduation gift from Uncle Alan,
465
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:36,164
-it's yours now. So mazel tov!
-What? Fuck that, Jeffrey.
466
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,253
Hey, what's good, Lucy?
467
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:43,672
Keeping that burrito nice and tight
like I like it?
468
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,258
Don't make me smack you upside your head
with a chimichanga,
469
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,677
-Cause you know I'll do it.
-Caliente.
470
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,558
There he is, the guy who could be
the next greatest rapper alive
471
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:58,478
and threw it all away to fight for our
freedom like the all-American hero he is.
472
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,314
Wanna turn that shit down?
You can't play music in here.
473
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,524
Okay. All good.
474
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,818
'Cause we're going to see the man live,
tonight.
475
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,987
-Wait, what?
-It's my send-off to you,
476
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:09,698
front row seats at a top secret
French Montana show.
477
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:10,615
Seriously?
478
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,242
Would I joke about Frenchie?
479
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:13,952
[honks]
480
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,328
Come on, outside.
481
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,665
Oh, shit, your dad let you take the Rolls?
482
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:21,877
Well, not exactly,
but it's your last night of freedom.
483
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,420
We gotta go big, baby.
484
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:26,298
Man, I really want to,
485
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:31,011
but my moms is making like
a send-off dinner or something. Meatloaf.
486
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,139
-You're invited if you want.
-I'm talking about front row seats
487
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:37,225
to a French Montana show.
You're talking about meatloaf?
488
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,033
Can I get a key to the restroom,
por favor?
489
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:55,660
Hmm?
490
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,163
I gotta pee. Need the key.
491
00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,790
Oh, yes.
492
00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:02,542
Duh, my bad.
493
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,962
You asked for the key, so...
494
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,215
You're coming with us
to see French Montana, I hope.
495
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,220
Is your sister coming?
496
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:16,223
Dude, is your pop's restaurant
a total Chipotle knock-off?
497
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:17,682
Is she even single though?
498
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,601
Single and ready to mingle.
499
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,730
So, Alicia... how was your summer?
500
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,151
Fine.
501
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:33,323
You go on any, like, sick trips?
502
00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:35,825
Not really.
503
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:38,828
Sick.
504
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,624
You watch any movies this summer?
505
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,960
I'm not really into Hollywood movies.
506
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:48,088
I'm more into like French New Wave, so.
507
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,507
Word. Yo, I fucks with French New Wave.
508
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,008
Oh, you fuck with it?
509
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:54,052
I mean, obviously, Breathless is my shit.
510
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,223
Okay. All right.
511
00:25:59,057 --> 00:25:59,891
Good on you.
512
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:04,187
I'm sorry about the Seezjah Boy thing.
513
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,856
-It's cool.
-Yeah?
514
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,900
-You know, it's gonna blow over.
-Now the Marines?
515
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,111
Yep. You know, you gotta keep it moving.
516
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,280
Everybody doesn't get everything, right?
517
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,323
I mean, that's just life, right?
518
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:16,700
I hope not.
519
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,035
Yeah.
520
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,832
Hey, driver?
Could you please turn up the air?
521
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,625
It's really hot in here.
Thank you so much.
522
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,461
One of you needs to come up here, okay?
This is some bullshit.
523
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,046
-Sir!
-Bullshit!
524
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:36,344
[horns honking]
525
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,682
Where the hell is this guy?
526
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,350
-Should I honk again?
-No.
527
00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:51,192
Hello!
528
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:52,902
Hello, anybody here?
529
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,246
Yo! Hey, there.
530
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,457
Are you the gentleman parking my car?
531
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,917
Because I'm sort of particular
about the whole thing.
532
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,920
Just leave the keys over on the desk.
I'll get to it in a few, man.
533
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,384
-Wait, dude, are you watching porn?
-No, it's an educational video.
534
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,720
That doctor is titty-fucking two nurses
at the same time.
535
00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,722
-Yeah, I'm pre-med, man.
-Wow.
536
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:23,850
Okay, I can't even believe that
I have to say this right now,
537
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,394
but please don't jerk off in my car,
all right?
538
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,271
-Which one was yours?
-The white one.
539
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,606
Big Phantom, right there.
540
00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:30,565
I got you.
541
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,318
-Semen-free zone.
-You're good, man. I'll take care of you.
542
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,157
-Help you?
-Gonna drop me a beat?
543
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,116
-No.
-Yeah.
544
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,078
♪Okay, last name Levine
First name Jeffrey♪
545
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,914
♪Like a sprained ankle, boy
You'd better check me♪
546
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,210
Sorry. Can you check under Jeffrey Levine
for me, please?
547
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,712
-Yeah, I don't have you.
-What?
548
00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:55,298
No, that can't be.
You checked Rahmel's list?
549
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:57,509
-I did.
-Can you check under OH!, please?
550
00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,011
It's spelled capital O, capital H,
exclamation point.
551
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,681
-There's no "OH!"
-What about...
552
00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:05,975
Seezjah Boy?
553
00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:09,521
Oh, my God, that is you.
554
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,898
Oh, my God, are you okay?
555
00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,067
Yeah, I'm good. Thanks.
556
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,903
I don't have you here either,
so I can't let you guys in.
557
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,197
Oh, fuck a duck!
558
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,116
-Sorry.
-Wait!
559
00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:25,161
If I could just really quickly
just get like a... for my son?
560
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,663
You know what I mean? Just my...
561
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,249
But you gotta do the thing!
562
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:30,792
Just do the thing, you know.
563
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,252
Do the thing.
564
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,422
That's good! That's really good.
565
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:36,756
Okay. Thanks.
566
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:39,342
Bye, baby.
567
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:42,595
Jessica, this is my fifth voicemail.
Do I need to send you a fucking raven?
568
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,681
You're making me look awful
in front of my client.
569
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,517
Jeff's head is about to pop off.
570
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,562
His heart is in the right place,
but he needs to stop spazzing out.
571
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:51,813
He's turning into our Dad.
572
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,107
That's like his biggest fear in life.
573
00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:57,152
Mine is drowning, but turning
into my mother is a close second.
574
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:58,778
-[car horn honks]
-I kinda like your mom.
575
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,824
Is everything cool or...?
576
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,202
I am so sorry. I have to go.
577
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,080
But good luck in the Marines.
You're gonna be great.
578
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:14,586
Where you going?
579
00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:16,588
I gotta meet up with some friends.
580
00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:19,591
Hey, stop by later. 245 Bay Avenue.
581
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,468
If you want. It's in Bushwick.
582
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:24,804
Fuck!
583
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,265
Okay, so, my ticket connect has gone dark,
584
00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:29,559
but I was able to track down
Bernard the intern.
585
00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:31,019
Alicia fucking left.
586
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,854
Man, fuck that noise. Look...
587
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,398
we got more important things
to worry about tonight, okay?
588
00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,817
I didn't wanna tell you,
because I didn't wanna freak you out
589
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,694
and I knew you wouldn't come otherwise,
but...
590
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,905
Rahmel is backstage
and he is ready to sign you.
591
00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,324
-Shut up.
-Dude, read the email for yourself.
592
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,412
This is just directions
to fucking Will Call.
593
00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:55,418
It literally says, "Might be able to get
OH! a minute or two with Rahmel,
594
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,545
but no promises." Smiley face?
595
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,589
That smiley face right there is key.
596
00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,217
Owen, it's a foot in the door.
597
00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,928
Then all you have to do
is spit a fire verse for Rahmel,
598
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:08,890
not projectile vomit on anyone,
and boom, we got ourselves a record deal.
599
00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:11,434
So, you just lied and Rahmel
is not here to sign us.
600
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:12,560
Rahmel is here.
601
00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:15,980
And he could sign us if you just nut up
and stick to my plan.
602
00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:17,565
I love your hustle.
603
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,068
-You're one of my best friends, right?
-"One of"?
604
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,737
But understand something. It's over.
605
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:24,280
It's over.
606
00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:28,076
Bro, where you going?
607
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:29,953
To Brooklyn to find Alicia.
608
00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,330
Alicia has a new boyfriend.
609
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:33,998
Lie number two tonight.
610
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,459
I'm sorry! Okay?
611
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,420
But I just don't wanna see you
waste your last night.
612
00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:42,674
I would rather waste my last night
trying to get with your sister
613
00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:47,178
than rapping for some exec who's never
gonna give Seezjah Boy a fucking deal.
614
00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:16,332
Owen!
615
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,918
-You actually came.
-I did.
616
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:21,462
Well, here you go, babe. Small-batch whiskey,
617
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:29,178
artisanal bitters,
and I muddled the ginger just for you.
618
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,180
-Okay?
-Yeah.
619
00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:32,682
Owen, this is Brooklyn.
620
00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:36,269
Yeah. No, I know where we're at.
[laughs]
621
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:39,063
No, my name is Brooklyn.
622
00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:42,317
Oh, like you're named after
like David Beckham's son?
623
00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:47,322
No, I'm much older than that.
Who is this guy?
624
00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:49,574
This is my little brother's best friend
625
00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:51,743
and he's actually shipping off
to the Marines tomorrow.
626
00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:54,913
Sick! I am so jealous.
627
00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:58,625
My entire festival wardrobe
is military inspired.
628
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,002
Babe, what is my favorite textile?
629
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,670
-I do not know.
-It's camo.
630
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,547
Sick.
631
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:13,306
Here you go,
three VIP all-access badges for you.
632
00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:16,309
Bro, thank you so much.
I owe you big time for this.
633
00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:17,977
Anything you need, I got you.
634
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:20,647
Yo. No problem, man.
That Seezjah Boy shit ain't right.
635
00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:23,107
Anything I can do to help OH! bounce back,
you know I got you.
636
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,192
Awesome. My guy.
637
00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:27,236
Yo. I should probably get off though,
I gotta go get him.
638
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,948
Actually, can I ask you something?
639
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:31,574
Anything. Shoot.
640
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:32,700
Let me rock your watch.
641
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:35,620
What? No, really?
642
00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:37,747
You like this watch?
It ain't even that dope.
643
00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:40,917
"What? Really? You like this--?"
Nigga, it's a gold Rolex.
644
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,585
Everyone likes that watch, okay?
645
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,046
I'm trying to go flex on these groupies
in here, man. Please.
646
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,924
Help a guy out. I'm a unpaid intern
and that's a French Montana concert.
647
00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:51,135
All right. I was thinking more like
a reference for your next job,
648
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,221
but here you go. Here's a Rolex.
649
00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,893
Shit, you know what time it is?
650
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,020
Time for me to get my dick sucked.
651
00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:02,772
Tight.
652
00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:05,024
Hey, did you leave food in here
or something?
653
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,776
What? No. These seats are mad sticky, bro.
654
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,907
Anyway, I'll see you in there, bro.
655
00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:16,411
-See ya.
-Rahmel's about to pull up right now, man.
656
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:17,704
Just sat in semen.
657
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:20,248
The nectar of the gods.
658
00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:24,627
Fruit-forward, full-bodied,
with a very strong tone.
659
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:27,630
Probably from the South of France,
I was thinking Northern Califor--
660
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:28,923
God damn it!
661
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,426
Oh, my bad, bro. Are you okay?
662
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:32,885
No, I'm not okay.
663
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:35,930
This outfit is Saint Laurent, bro.
664
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,349
-It'll come out.
-No, it won't.
665
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,559
God.
666
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:43,229
I haven't even had a chance
to post my OOTD to my IG yet.
667
00:33:43,646 --> 00:33:45,773
We all know this is a hundred-liker.
668
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:47,817
Fuck!
669
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:54,699
So, that's your type, like, metrosexual
pressed-juice type of niggas?
670
00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,951
Oh, no, he's just really into fashion.
671
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,162
I don't know if he's metrosexual.
672
00:33:59,787 --> 00:34:02,290
At least he doesn't wear those ridiculous
billowing scarves.
673
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,333
Right. Right, yeah.
674
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,547
Should we get outta here?
675
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:11,174
What?
676
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:12,633
Do you wanna go?
677
00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:15,386
-With you?
-Yes.
678
00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,139
What could be more French New Wave
679
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:22,643
than making a frantic exit
with a mysterious younger man?
680
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,563
But you're not mysterious.
I've known you half your life.
681
00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:28,066
Yes, as your little brother's
little friend.
682
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:29,275
Okay, I get it.
683
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:32,612
But there's a whole lot about me
you don't know,
684
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:35,406
a whole mysterious side
just waiting for you.
685
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:37,158
Drunk Owen is romantic.
686
00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:43,414
Imagine us, okay, sharing an ice cold
40-ounce of premium malt liquor,
687
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:48,086
talking about life as we watch the sunrise
from a Williamsburg rooftop?
688
00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:50,546
Right? Come on.
689
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,510
Can we get salt and vinegar chips
to go with the 40s?
690
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:58,304
Yes. Fuck, yes. Yes, we can.
691
00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:01,891
And if you have a valid ID,
the chips and the 40s is on me.
692
00:35:01,974 --> 00:35:02,934
Baller alert.
693
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,769
Say goodbye to Brooklyn and let's go.
694
00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:09,107
You're sweet.
695
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:14,654
-Okay, just don't say "but" after that.
-Okay.
696
00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:16,030
-I won't say "but."
-All right.
697
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,990
However, I should go check on him.
698
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:23,162
-You smell like burritos.
-Yeah, sorry about that.
699
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:26,082
Don't be. If I could only have one food
for the rest of my life,
700
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,292
it would be Chip O'Lee's
bean and cheese burritos.
701
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,670
And you're telling me this isn't destiny?
702
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:33,756
And by the way,
as the heir to the Chip O'Lee's empire,
703
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,176
fucking with me guarantees you
free guacamole for like life.
704
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,761
-Hmm..
-Wow.
705
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:42,682
Are you really still using that pathetic
"unlimited guacamole" pick-up line?
706
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,894
-'Cause I got something way doper.
-Oh, shit. You actually got 'em.
707
00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:49,147
Claro que si I got them.
708
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,606
I keep it 100. Okay?
709
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,817
The kid always comes through
in the clutch.
710
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,652
The kid rarely comes through
in the clutch.
711
00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:57,446
She's got a point. The kid basically
never comes through in the clutch.
712
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,949
Okay. Well, here I am,
coming through in the clutch right now.
713
00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:02,785
Now, are we outtie or do you wanna
partake in the vegan orgy,
714
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,079
-which is about to happen?
-Babe?
715
00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,417
Got the jeans and the shirt
soaking in Woolite,
716
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,837
but can you please help me get
the red wine out of my vintage trainers?
717
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:14,547
I'm literally freaking out.
718
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:15,882
Fuck.
719
00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:29,437
So, just to be clear,
I'm not spitting for anybody,
720
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,231
I'm strictly here to listen to music
and try and fuck your sister.
721
00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:35,359
-I know. That came out wrong.
-Okay, I will let that comment slide
722
00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,778
if you promise to at least talk to Rahmel
backstage. Come on!
723
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,864
Hey! Is that Seezjah Boy?
724
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:43,534
What did you say?
725
00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,578
I said, is that Seezjah Boy?
726
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:48,122
Okay. That name's not nice.
727
00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:50,917
It's actually very offensive.
You should apologize to my friend.
728
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,586
Come on, don't be a bitch.
It's hilarious.
729
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:55,796
You wanna see something hilarious?
730
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,675
You're being an asshole
and wearing wrinkle-free khakis.
731
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:01,802
You can't be an asshole
and wear wrinkle-free khakis.
732
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:06,349
Roasted. Savage.
Yo, maybe you should join the Marines.
733
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:12,563
-Let's kill this show. C'mon.
-Shit, I think this is the last song.
734
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:15,024
Guys, trust me.
View will be way better backstage.
735
00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:16,317
-You ready?
-No, it won't!
736
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,778
You can't see anything backstage.
Everybody knows that!
737
00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:22,073
What does your basic ass know
about being backstage, Alicia?
738
00:37:22,156 --> 00:37:26,077
I know that if I'm backstage, I can't see
what's happening on stage, you dummy.
739
00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:29,914
Oh, shit. That's actually incredibly
valid. Fuck.
740
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:31,624
Fuck!
741
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:34,377
Fuck!
742
00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:38,297
Excuse me! My bad. I'm sorry.
743
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,633
-All the way in the front!
-Okay.
744
00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:54,730
You got five minutes,
then we're going backstage. Cool?
745
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:55,982
-Cool.
-Good.
746
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,528
Yo! What's up, girl?
747
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,071
You ever fucks with white boys?
748
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,032
Nobody fucks with white boys.
749
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:08,869
Y'all are culturally washed.
But you had a good run. We enjoyed that.
750
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,080
Y'all having a good time tonight?
751
00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:13,374
[crowd cheers]
752
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:17,628
New York City, a lot of sexy ladies
in the building at one time.
753
00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:21,215
Gonna need to borrow one of ya'll tonight.
Is that cool?
754
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,970
Hold on. I see somebody I like.
755
00:38:27,513 --> 00:38:29,056
Right there.
756
00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:31,642
Come up here, baby.
757
00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:34,103
Come up here and let's have
an unforgettable night.
758
00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:36,272
I need you to help me sing
this last song tonight.
759
00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:37,523
I'll be right back!
760
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:41,694
-Holy shit.
-Get up here.
761
00:38:41,777 --> 00:38:44,238
Can I get her a hand?
762
00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:46,449
What's up, baby?
763
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:52,413
♪It's not good enough for me
Since I been with you♪
764
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,460
♪Hey! You are♪
765
00:38:57,543 --> 00:38:59,879
♪Unforgettable♪
766
00:38:59,962 --> 00:39:02,340
♪I need to get you alone♪
767
00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:06,135
♪Why not?♪
768
00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:07,845
♪Feelin' like I'm fresh out, Boosie♪
769
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,473
♪If they want the drama, got the Uzi♪
770
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,600
♪Ship the whole crew to the cruise ship♪
771
00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:15,353
♪Doin' things you don't
even see in movies♪
772
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:18,064
♪Ride with me
Ride with me, boss♪
773
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,649
-♪I got a hard head but
-Her ass soft!♪
774
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,777
♪She want the last name with the ring
on it♪
775
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:25,696
♪'Cause I pulled out a million cash
Told her plank on it♪ -♪Yeah, you are
-Unforgettable♪
776
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:31,827
♪I need to get you alone♪
777
00:39:33,996 --> 00:39:35,498
Yo, is that your girlfriend?
778
00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:37,583
No.
779
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:41,545
Thank God,
'cause he gonna be fucking her tonight.
780
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,465
Nah. I think this is an act.
781
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:47,760
-I think it's just an act.
-Man, this is the mating dance.
782
00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:49,929
Your girl's definitely
getting pregnant tonight.
783
00:39:50,429 --> 00:39:52,306
-Thanks!
-I got you!
784
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:57,019
♪I want your mind and your body♪
785
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,813
♪Don't mind nobody♪
786
00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,940
♪Don't never hurt nobody♪
787
00:40:01,315 --> 00:40:02,650
♪Work your body♪
788
00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:04,026
♪Yeah, you are♪
789
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,194
♪Unforgettable♪
790
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,615
New York City, I love you! Montana! Hey!
791
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:15,663
Is this a fucking joke?
792
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:24,004
-Come on, let's go.
-So, now you wanna go backstage.
793
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:24,922
Yeah.
794
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,133
Excuse me. Pardon me, please.
795
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,760
-Shit. Where is she?
-Bro, I'm gonna level here.
796
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:33,139
Probably giving French's penis a deep
tissue massage in the back of a Maybach.
797
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:37,268
That's how I know you're a fucking virgin,
because that... that just sounds painful.
798
00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:40,271
Good God.
799
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,024
How insane was that?
800
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:47,486
I just got objectified by a rapper
and I loved it.
801
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,281
Hello, moodles. How we doing this evening?
802
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:54,869
Great. Allow me to introduce you to
the soon-to-be world famous rapper OH!
803
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:57,413
We're here tonight to sign
a major record deal.
804
00:40:57,496 --> 00:41:00,833
Honey, if you play your cards right,
maybe you'll be in our next music video
805
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,502
in the role of
bikini-clad thot number one.
806
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,296
You like getting showered in Moët?
807
00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:07,047
You haven't changed a bit.
808
00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:11,051
Do I know you or something?
809
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:14,680
It's Amanda Paulson
from Camp Shalom, Israel.
810
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:16,724
Oh, my God.
811
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:19,393
She just did a photo shoot
with French for Vogue.
812
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:22,938
Amanda Paulson aka "Pizza Face" Paulson?
813
00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:25,024
Wait, Pizza Face, is that you?
814
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:26,901
Wow.
815
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:31,238
I'm sorry for making everyone at that camp
call you that insidious nickname.
816
00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,657
I apologize. It's my bad.
817
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:36,327
Keep it. I've moved on.
818
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,080
-I think I'm gonna go find Rahmel.
-Yeah.
819
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,081
Get in there.
820
00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:47,463
So, okay, everybody's leaving.
821
00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:49,215
-Babe, are you coming?
-Yes.
822
00:41:49,798 --> 00:41:50,758
Where you guys going?
823
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:53,093
We're just going to
to the after party at the Dream Hotel.
824
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:54,553
Do you wanna come?
825
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:04,104
Oh, shit.
826
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:08,317
Actually, it's probably better
if I sit on your lap, Owen.
827
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:09,652
All right.
828
00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:13,948
Okay.
829
00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:17,785
What is that on your lap?
830
00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:19,828
It's me.
831
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,039
[cheering]
832
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:23,207
Let's go!
833
00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:25,167
Wait, stop the car, please.
834
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:27,211
I can't leave Jeff.
835
00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:30,381
-Seriously? Everyone else does.
-I know.
836
00:42:31,006 --> 00:42:32,466
Are you serious? Look at that.
837
00:42:34,593 --> 00:42:35,594
Really?
838
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:38,806
We'll meet you there.
839
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:40,975
You better.
840
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:45,688
Jessica. Oh, my God, hi.
It is so good to hear your voice.
841
00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:47,022
I am so sorry about the delay,
842
00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:49,650
but my phone is literally on three percent
and it's about to die.
843
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:52,152
I am here backstage,
but I cannot see Rahmel anywhere.
844
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:53,862
He's not here. Do you have any idea?
845
00:42:53,946 --> 00:42:57,116
Probably because Rahmel's gone.
He went to the after party.
846
00:42:57,866 --> 00:43:00,286
Fuck!
847
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:02,413
So, sorry about that.
848
00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:06,041
Like I said, my phone is about to die
and where is said after party?
849
00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:08,335
We can go. Excuse me. Excuse me, please.
850
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:11,839
Nobody's ever flaked on me before when
I was getting them in front of Rahmel.
851
00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:14,592
Jessica, for the love of God!
I am begging you!
852
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:17,303
Just tell me where the after party is,
okay?
853
00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:18,929
Jessica? Hello?
854
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:22,266
Fuck!
855
00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:31,609
Can somebody please tell me where
the motherfucking after party is?
856
00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:34,737
At the Dream Hotel. Why?
857
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:38,490
Okay, I'm gonna disregard that
the only reason you know that
858
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:41,660
is because you're trying to bang my sister
and just say... let's go.
859
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,830
What you mean "trying to"?
Nigga, you know I'm gonna bang that.
860
00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,845
Room for two more?
861
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:04,475
So... how you guys doing?
862
00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:07,645
Where you from?
863
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:09,772
The Ukraine?
864
00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:14,109
Poland?
865
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:16,820
Finland?
866
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:20,032
-Caucasia?
-Estonia?
867
00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:22,660
-The North Pole.
-Latvia.
868
00:44:23,410 --> 00:44:25,204
The Republic of Tall White People?
869
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,290
Jersey.
870
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,210
-Oh, really?
-Jersey?
871
00:44:31,293 --> 00:44:33,671
All right, come on.
Out of the way, uglies.
872
00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:35,464
We got supermodels coming through.
873
00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:38,509
All right, there we go.
Good stuff. Get out the way.
874
00:44:38,592 --> 00:44:41,178
Nice, ladies. Nice.
875
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,513
Beautiful.
876
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,099
Where the hell y'all going?
877
00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:46,058
What do you mean?
878
00:44:46,308 --> 00:44:48,602
-I mean, clearly, we're with them.
-You're not with them.
879
00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:50,813
Fine.
880
00:44:51,021 --> 00:44:54,942
Yours truly Jeff Levine
here with my artist OH!, the lyrical god.
881
00:44:56,443 --> 00:44:57,778
Nah, don't see it.
882
00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,447
What do you mean "Nah, don't see it"?
883
00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:03,826
We're personal friends of Rahmel Lloyd.
Check his list.
884
00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:07,538
I don't know no Rahmel Lalloy
and he ain't got no list.
885
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:11,375
His name is Rahmel Lloyd,
and he certainly does have a list.
886
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:12,668
Come on, don't be an--
887
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:14,586
Don't get your ass slapped, Peter Pan.
888
00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:16,255
I'm sorry about my friend, okay?
889
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:19,967
It's just there's a girl in there
I've been trying talk to my whole life,
890
00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:24,304
and tonight, for the first time, it feels
like I might actually have a shot.
891
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:28,642
Now, can you just like
have a heart and let us in?
892
00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:32,980
You want me to have a heart
for a motherfucker
893
00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:35,441
who been chasing the same bitch
his whole life,
894
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:36,900
throughout his whole existence?
895
00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:39,445
Let me tell you and Peter Pan
something both.
896
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:43,323
If y'all wanna get in here,
how about you come back rich,
897
00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:44,825
you come back famous,
898
00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:47,619
or y'all come back
with a whole lot of bitches.
899
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:49,496
Or don't come back at all.
900
00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:53,167
-Oh, hell no!
-What?
901
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,502
You said bitches. We got bitches.
902
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:58,422
Yeah. But I didn't say go get the bitches
off Sesame Street.
903
00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:01,675
Look at these bitches.
These bitches look young as hell.
904
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,428
And look at the bitch in the back,
she got braces.
905
00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:06,680
Where the hell you get these bitches from?
906
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:09,808
Bat mitzvah, third floor.
907
00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:12,644
Can you guys get us coke or not?
908
00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:27,034
The one god damn night
I don't bring my Supreme Money Gun.
909
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:29,077
Jesus. Do you smell that?
910
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:33,707
Bro, this is what I imagine heaven's like.
911
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,502
Except maybe minus
all the scary dudes with boners.
912
00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:40,798
This ain't heaven, little nigga.
It's hell.
913
00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:42,758
You ain't built for this shit.
914
00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:44,760
You are absolutely right, sir.
915
00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:46,970
The bitches will burn you.
916
00:46:47,679 --> 00:46:49,556
Like literally or figuratively?
917
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,266
You'll find out when you take a piss.
918
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:54,311
Appreciate that, thank you.
919
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,440
Hand me half a stack. Just follow my lead.
920
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,526
Want a dance in the VIP, pappy?
921
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:04,238
Nah, I'm okay. I wanna get you outta here.
922
00:47:04,404 --> 00:47:07,324
Okay. That'll be 5,000 for the night.
923
00:47:07,908 --> 00:47:10,244
But, listen, I don't do anal.
924
00:47:11,286 --> 00:47:13,747
I'm trying to take you to a party in Soho.
925
00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:16,583
You know, no anal, you can just come.
926
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,628
-Oh, so like a date?
-Yeah, like a date.
927
00:47:19,711 --> 00:47:23,090
I can't go on a date with you.
My boyfriend is too jealous for that.
928
00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:27,511
I promise you, it's the after party
to end all after parties.
929
00:47:27,594 --> 00:47:29,388
Now grab some friends and let's roll.
930
00:47:29,471 --> 00:47:31,306
Sounds too late for me.
931
00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:35,018
I got the bus leaving for my church picnic
early in the morning.
932
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,187
Can't hit snooze on Jesus.
933
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:41,275
Yo, DJ Jus Ske in the mix-up this bitch.
934
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:43,110
Put your motherfucking hands together
935
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:47,406
for the hottest chick in the game,
Ms. Bl'Asia!
936
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:03,273
-Allow me to assist!
-Get your fucking hands off my money.
937
00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:06,777
Sorry. My name's Jeff Levine
of the Jeff Levine Company.
938
00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:08,737
We're a boutique artist management firm,
939
00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:11,573
currently operating out of my parents'
McMansion in Westchester.
940
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,367
I already have representation.
941
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:14,952
That's not what I'm asking.
942
00:49:16,244 --> 00:49:17,120
Wait, hold up.
943
00:49:17,537 --> 00:49:18,497
You have a manager?
944
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:21,458
I make ten Gs in cash, on a slow night.
945
00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:24,336
You better believe I got a Jew
up in Midtown handling my shit.
946
00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:28,173
-Will you marry me?
-No.
947
00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,300
-Shit.
-Help me down.
948
00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:31,343
Of course.
949
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,848
Listen, do you and your friends
950
00:49:36,932 --> 00:49:40,352
maybe wanna come with me and my friend
to the French Montana after party?
951
00:49:40,602 --> 00:49:42,312
That'll be $3,000 an hour.
952
00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:46,108
And that don't entitle you to shit,
but my company, so don't get it twisted.
953
00:49:46,191 --> 00:49:49,778
Yeah. I was thinking you guys
would maybe come more as our friends?
954
00:49:50,195 --> 00:49:52,990
Friends don't pay for my three condos.
955
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:56,535
On top of my motherfucking Facebook stock
going down by 30% this week.
956
00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:59,913
Please, I'm begging you. My friend there,
see him by the bar?
957
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:02,290
He ships out to the Marines tomorrow.
958
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,876
His last dying wish
is to go to this party,
959
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,753
but he needs you to get in. Please.
960
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,380
It sucks to be your friend.
961
00:50:08,755 --> 00:50:09,798
[smack]
962
00:50:09,923 --> 00:50:11,967
Gonna pour some hot Hennessy
down your ass crack.
963
00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:15,595
Didn't I say to respect my motherfucking
workspace after we broke up?
964
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:19,224
You gonna respect this dick, 'cause I'm
paying full freight for that shit tonight.
965
00:50:19,307 --> 00:50:21,935
Boy, you ain't paying
a motherfucking thing with that $100 bill
966
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,603
and them five motherfucking singles.
967
00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:25,605
Move your broke ass outta my way.
968
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:27,941
-Boy, get your--
-What?
969
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:29,776
You fucking with this
string bean ass nigga?
970
00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:33,030
This string bean is taking me
to French Montana after party.
971
00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:34,698
And that nigga packing.
972
00:50:34,781 --> 00:50:35,991
Let's go, Chad.
973
00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:37,159
Let's go!
974
00:50:37,242 --> 00:50:39,911
My name's actually Jeff,
by the way, not Chad.
975
00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:43,874
But that's cool, you can call me Chad.
I actually feel like more of a Chad.
976
00:50:44,332 --> 00:50:45,709
We're actually parked this way.
977
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,128
Oh, good for you.
But we're not coming to your party.
978
00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:50,589
What? No, Bl'Asia, come on. Please.
979
00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:53,842
Yo, one drink and I will personally
drive y'all home.
980
00:50:53,925 --> 00:50:55,677
Have you noticed Chad's car?
It's actually--
981
00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:56,636
Bl'Asia!
982
00:50:56,970 --> 00:50:59,097
-Yo! Got the gaup.
-Which way y'all parked?
983
00:50:59,264 --> 00:51:00,474
-Get back in the club!
-There.
984
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,934
Good, 'cause this nigga's crazy.
He's been stalking me. Run!
985
00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:05,437
Fucking with this
Eddie Munster-looking ass nigga?
986
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,521
Come on, let's go!
987
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:09,149
-Run! Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!
988
00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:11,026
-Come on!
-What the fuck?!
989
00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:12,360
Bl'Asia!
990
00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:13,612
Shit!
991
00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:15,489
Yo, put it the fuck in gear!
992
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:19,034
You gonna let these goofy motherfuckers
rob the pussy?
993
00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:20,744
Go!
994
00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:25,624
Fuck!
995
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:27,918
Hey, yo!
996
00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:29,669
God damn!
997
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:33,006
That was pretty terrifying.
998
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,051
-Fuck's wrong with that guy?
-I already told you, that nigga's crazy.
999
00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:41,014
Y'all hear something?
1000
00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:45,936
Okay, what the fuck is going on?
1001
00:51:46,019 --> 00:51:48,146
Oh, God, this nigga Leon.
1002
00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:51,149
-Yo, go!
-Fuck!
1003
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:56,655
-Yo, make this light.
-I cannot fuck up this car, okay?
1004
00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:58,156
My Dad loves it more than me.
1005
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:01,368
-Fuck the car, just make the light!
-Shit!
1006
00:52:15,924 --> 00:52:17,467
Holy fuck.
1007
00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:20,303
This nigga looks crazy. You broke my heart, Bl'Asia.
1008
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:39,906
Well, you got a funny way of showing it.
Cheating on me with your cousin?
1009
00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:42,576
-What?
-So, what? You fucking Chad now?
1010
00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:46,204
Fucking Chad from fucking Connecticut,
just to prove a fucking point?
1011
00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:47,414
Nobody fucking Chad.
1012
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:52,002
Actually, I'm from Westchester,
not Connecticut.
1013
00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:54,004
So, you know, I'm technically
a New Yorker too.
1014
00:52:54,087 --> 00:52:56,464
'Cause it's like a ten-minute Uber
from my house with traffic.
1015
00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:58,175
Get out the fucking car right now. Lemme see how much New York you are,
nigga.
1016
00:52:59,968 --> 00:53:02,345
As tempting as that sounds,
I think I'm gonna pass.
1017
00:53:04,764 --> 00:53:06,433
Oh, shit!
1018
00:53:06,975 --> 00:53:10,020
Hey! Yo!
Yo, that's the Seezjah Boy, right?
1019
00:53:10,645 --> 00:53:13,064
Yo! What up... Seezjah?!
1020
00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:14,608
Run this nigga over right now.
1021
00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:18,445
Yo, what the fuck, man?!
1022
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:21,448
Get out the fucking car, white boy.
I'm gonna fuck up your fancy car.
1023
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:23,408
-No!
-Oh, shit!
1024
00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:25,035
Give me your phone right now.
1025
00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:28,788
-Hello, officer. We're at 47th Avenue--
-Don't call the police!
1026
00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:30,332
What the fuck?!
1027
00:53:30,415 --> 00:53:33,084
-Snitches get stitches out here.
-Are you insane? Give me the phone!
1028
00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,045
No, I have priors and a warrant.
1029
00:53:35,128 --> 00:53:38,548
So, I suggest you go out there,
man up, and go fight Leon.
1030
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:40,800
-What?!
-So we can go to this party.
1031
00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:43,345
You know, Leon, he talk a good game,
but can't fight worth shit.
1032
00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:45,847
-So fight him so we can get to this party.
-No!
1033
00:53:45,972 --> 00:53:48,225
When they go low, we go high. Okay?
1034
00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:49,643
I'm not fighting Leon.
1035
00:53:55,273 --> 00:53:56,733
-Oh, shit!
-Fuck, man!
1036
00:53:56,816 --> 00:53:58,109
Damn!
1037
00:53:58,526 --> 00:53:59,569
Yo, shit!
1038
00:54:00,528 --> 00:54:02,614
-What the fuck?!
-I'm sorry!
1039
00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:04,282
I've only had my license
for five months
1040
00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:06,409
and I failed my first road test.
Reverse is a bitch.
1041
00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:09,287
This guy got a fucking
basketball game tomorrow, man.
1042
00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:10,247
Sorry?
1043
00:54:10,872 --> 00:54:12,666
We was playing with you before, bro.
1044
00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:15,377
-Now I'm really gonna have to fuck you up!
-Fuck me!
1045
00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:20,548
You dead, kids!
1046
00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:34,646
Hold up. You with the burrito boys?
1047
00:54:34,729 --> 00:54:36,439
No, they're with me.
1048
00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:59,045
Dude, when I find Rahmel,
you're gonna spit for him, right?
1049
00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:01,923
No! I'm gonna go find Alicia.
1050
00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:03,675
-Bro.
-Don't fuck this up for me.
1051
00:55:04,926 --> 00:55:05,844
Fuck!
1052
00:55:08,346 --> 00:55:09,222
I might.
1053
00:55:09,723 --> 00:55:10,682
My guy!
1054
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:16,104
Yes.
1055
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,356
Still whack. Still bad.
1056
00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:20,358
We're back.
1057
00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:23,236
[club music playing]
1058
00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:35,874
Look, can I ask a favor, please?
1059
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,792
What do you want, Chad?
1060
00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:40,045
I'm still looking for Rahmel.
1061
00:55:40,128 --> 00:55:42,672
I mean, it's ridiculous.
I can't find his ass anywhere.
1062
00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:44,924
Well, have you tried
looking for his ass in VIP?
1063
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,553
There's an after-after party?
1064
00:55:48,636 --> 00:55:51,389
Listen, no matter
how exclusive the party is,
1065
00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:53,558
it's always gonna be another place
more exclusive.
1066
00:55:53,641 --> 00:55:54,559
Shit!
1067
00:55:54,976 --> 00:55:58,229
I mean, Jesus, can't people just relax
and have fun in one fucking place?
1068
00:55:58,938 --> 00:55:59,856
This looks nice.
1069
00:56:00,648 --> 00:56:01,483
God.
1070
00:56:01,691 --> 00:56:05,195
Suite 734. I would personally go myself,
1071
00:56:05,278 --> 00:56:08,198
but I heard Desiigner's there,
and I owe him some money.
1072
00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:11,159
Fuck, man, I gotta get down there,
don't I? Shit.
1073
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,372
Why are you drinking Henny
when we both know your little Jewish ass
1074
00:56:15,455 --> 00:56:17,123
really wants some vodka and cranberry?
1075
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:20,251
What? Don't be trippin', I love Henny.
1076
00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:22,379
It's the nectar of the gods,
you know that.
1077
00:56:25,423 --> 00:56:26,341
Delicious.
1078
00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:28,259
You know what your problem is, Chad?
1079
00:56:28,343 --> 00:56:30,845
You try way too hard to be something
that you're not,
1080
00:56:30,929 --> 00:56:32,806
and it really comes across
as you being a dick.
1081
00:56:32,889 --> 00:56:35,433
But if you actually tried
being yourself...
1082
00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:39,062
you might even get a girl to fuck you.
1083
00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:45,068
Ha.
1084
00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:50,031
You don't mean like tonight, right?
1085
00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:53,201
See? You're learning.
1086
00:56:53,701 --> 00:56:55,662
And look at that smile,
that's a good smile.
1087
00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:58,748
-What, this?
-Yes. I think if you smile more,
1088
00:56:59,624 --> 00:57:01,376
people may actually treat you differently.
1089
00:57:01,459 --> 00:57:03,378
Are you reacting to me differently
right now?
1090
00:57:03,461 --> 00:57:05,797
-Maybe.
-I love you.
1091
00:57:06,131 --> 00:57:07,090
I know, boo.
1092
00:57:07,173 --> 00:57:09,592
You're the most amazing woman
I have ever met.
1093
00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:14,180
Well, if I'm so amazing,
come see me at the club tomorrow.
1094
00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:16,266
And bring your daddy's ATM card.
1095
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:18,143
And his Amex.
1096
00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:21,521
And his Black Card. And everything else.
1097
00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:23,481
I'm gonna Venmo the shit out of you, girl.
1098
00:57:24,315 --> 00:57:25,150
Damn.
1099
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:29,696
Good to see you, sir.
1100
00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:35,535
Don't say shit.
1101
00:57:36,202 --> 00:57:37,495
Okay, yeah.
1102
00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:40,540
Rahmel is definitely here,
I can feel it in my dick.
1103
00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:43,793
DJ Khaled! Bro, you gotta chill, man, chill.
I'm on the low, man.
1104
00:57:46,504 --> 00:57:47,964
-Bless up!
-Bless up.
1105
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:49,340
Wise up!
1106
00:57:49,507 --> 00:57:50,341
Totally.
1107
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:00,351
Hey, Amanda.
1108
00:58:00,435 --> 00:58:01,394
Where's Alicia?
1109
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:03,897
She was looking for your ass all night.
1110
00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:05,315
Tee Grizzley?
1111
00:58:05,982 --> 00:58:09,819
Grizz Nasty and I were just exchanging
stories about our troubled childhoods.
1112
00:58:10,069 --> 00:58:14,616
He was arrested at 19 for selling drugs,
and I had cystic acne.
1113
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,660
Amanda know about that struggle.
1114
00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:20,788
So, where's Alicia?
1115
00:58:20,872 --> 00:58:24,042
She was looking for you all night, man,
but now you may be too late.
1116
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,877
What do you mean too late?
I just got here.
1117
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,962
She had a lot to drink, like a lot.
1118
00:58:28,421 --> 00:58:29,964
Ain't gonna lie, home-girl fucked up.
1119
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:32,592
Fuck. Okay, where'd you guys
see her at last?
1120
00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:35,845
Heading to the bar with some big bald guy.
1121
00:58:36,304 --> 00:58:38,765
-Shit! Fuck.
-Good luck with that.
1122
00:58:40,433 --> 00:58:42,185
Can I tell you a secret?
1123
00:58:42,393 --> 00:58:47,023
No one's ever made me feel like so small,
but still really strong.
1124
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:50,527
Bye.
1125
00:58:56,282 --> 00:58:59,202
Jessica! Hi.
I've been looking all over for you.
1126
00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:00,954
She's spoken for, man. Come on.
1127
00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:02,997
This is my favorite video.
1128
00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:06,751
Sorry, Mr. Desiigner,
but this is very important.
1129
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:09,420
Jessica, where's Rahmel? I have Owen.
1130
00:59:09,504 --> 00:59:12,173
Did you just take my phone? I should
get up and run at your mouth.
1131
00:59:12,257 --> 00:59:13,424
I'm so sorry. Here.
1132
00:59:14,008 --> 00:59:15,718
But dude, are you watching otter videos?
1133
00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:19,222
Yeah, I love otter videos.
They're nature's little magicians.
1134
00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:21,558
You got a problem with me
watching otter videos?
1135
00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:23,560
No, not at all. I like otters.
1136
00:59:23,643 --> 00:59:25,520
You're too late, Jeff. Rahmel's gone.
1137
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:28,523
What do you mean, he's gone? Where is he?
1138
00:59:28,606 --> 00:59:29,816
He went home.
1139
00:59:29,899 --> 00:59:31,025
You blew it.
1140
00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:32,986
Let it go.
1141
00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:36,656
Hey, it's the one where they eat lettuce.
1142
00:59:39,617 --> 00:59:40,868
Oh, he's gonna do it. Do it!
1143
00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:42,620
[otter squeaks]
1144
00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,175
Is he gonna blink?
1145
00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:58,136
He ain't moved yet.
1146
00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:00,555
We outta here. He's trippin', man.
1147
01:00:17,655 --> 01:00:18,781
Rahmel's gone, man. We were too late.
1148
01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:25,246
This night's a fucking disaster.
1149
01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:27,582
Let's go.
1150
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,462
You know, you were so obsessed with
following my sister around tonight,
1151
01:00:32,545 --> 01:00:35,006
that you blew our last chance
of achieving our dream.
1152
01:00:35,882 --> 01:00:37,842
Am I fucking hearing things?
1153
01:00:37,925 --> 01:00:41,179
You blew our last chance when
you made me smoke Khalifa kush,
1154
01:00:41,262 --> 01:00:43,473
so we could get some stoner
Instagram followers.
1155
01:00:43,681 --> 01:00:45,016
We're not stoners, Jeff.
1156
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:46,893
But that's your fucking problem,
1157
01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:48,895
you're always trying
to be something you're not.
1158
01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:51,689
So, it's my fault that you let one
little setback turn you into a pussy
1159
01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:55,568
who's so afraid to spit that you're
enlisting in the fucking Marines tomorrow.
1160
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:58,488
Okay, it was, you know,
more than one little setback.
1161
01:00:58,905 --> 01:01:00,823
And, nigga,
nobody's afraid to do anything.
1162
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,492
Yeah, you are, Owen.
1163
01:01:02,575 --> 01:01:04,202
You're afraid, man, face it.
1164
01:01:05,703 --> 01:01:08,331
God, I can't believe I thought
you were the real deal.
1165
01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:10,333
Turns out, you're just
a scared little bitch.
1166
01:01:13,294 --> 01:01:14,337
I'm a bitch?
1167
01:01:15,088 --> 01:01:16,172
You fucking heard me.
1168
01:01:16,756 --> 01:01:17,882
[clears throat]
1169
01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:19,926
Okay. Bet.
1170
01:01:20,426 --> 01:01:22,345
♪Hey, everybody, this is Jeff♪
1171
01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:25,223
♪Probably the dumbest dumb fuck
I've ever met♪
1172
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:29,060
♪He's a white boy from the East Coast
Who thinks he's one of the Migos♪
1173
01:01:29,143 --> 01:01:31,521
♪I'm surprised that you're not rocking
Fucking dreads♪
1174
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:33,564
♪'Cause you are the definition of cringe♪
1175
01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:35,775
♪Are we even fucking friends?♪
1176
01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:37,777
♪'Cause I ain't fucked with you
Since I was ten♪
1177
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:41,030
♪But I've been trying to fuck your sister
So every day I just get up and pretend♪
1178
01:01:41,114 --> 01:01:42,865
♪But, yes Jeff, you have been lied to♪
1179
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:46,160
♪And everyone from high school
Hates your white ass more than I do♪
1180
01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:48,579
♪And your own dad feels the same way
Times two♪
1181
01:01:49,163 --> 01:01:51,374
♪Running around
Trying to give a blow job to Rahmel♪
1182
01:01:51,457 --> 01:01:54,168
♪When he doesn't wanna sign us
If you couldn't fucking tell♪
1183
01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:56,671
♪But my man's thirsty
Someone get him some water♪
1184
01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:59,507
♪His daddy issues are showing
Someone get him a father♪
1185
01:01:59,590 --> 01:02:01,926
♪You like to talk shit about everyone
And their daughter♪
1186
01:02:02,009 --> 01:02:04,554
♪But forget you used to look like
A fat Harry Potter♪
1187
01:02:04,637 --> 01:02:06,639
[crowd laughs]
1188
01:02:07,265 --> 01:02:09,475
♪I'm done flaming this nigga
Why do I even bother?♪
1189
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:11,519
♪Honestly, bro, your whole shit
is pathetic♪
1190
01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:14,105
♪Why you still sitting here?
You don't fucking get it?♪
1191
01:02:14,188 --> 01:02:16,774
♪It's over for us, dawg
It's time to roll the fucking credits♪
1192
01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:19,026
♪It's time for you to move on
Go to your fancy school♪
1193
01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:21,696
♪Them fancy ass kids
Who are gonna hate you too♪
1194
01:02:21,779 --> 01:02:24,115
♪It doesn't matter
If you're living in a Gucci castle♪
1195
01:02:24,198 --> 01:02:26,951
♪I may never be a rapper
But you'll always be an asshole♪
1196
01:02:27,034 --> 01:02:29,036
[crowd] Ohh....
1197
01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:30,455
Damn!
1198
01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,501
Owen, I was just trying to help you.
1199
01:02:36,169 --> 01:02:38,463
But you know what?
Fuck off and go be a Marine.
1200
01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:42,759
I'll find another rapper to make famous
in like two seconds.
1201
01:02:44,635 --> 01:02:46,095
Sure, you do that.
1202
01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:02,111
Fuck this.
1203
01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:20,213
Hey, man, thanks for letting me
rock your Rolly,
1204
01:03:20,296 --> 01:03:22,298
but it's kinda useless on me.
1205
01:03:22,548 --> 01:03:24,634
Oh, really? What happened?
1206
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:26,928
Bombed out miserably.
1207
01:03:27,011 --> 01:03:28,346
Rough night all around, huh?
1208
01:03:28,429 --> 01:03:31,974
I'm starting to think these chicks aren't
as materialistic as they make 'em seem. Like, maybe instead flexing on 'em
with jewelry and, you know, clothes,
1209
01:03:35,686 --> 01:03:38,606
I could actually just walk up to one
and have a actual conversation
1210
01:03:38,689 --> 01:03:40,233
and just be like, "Hey, I'm Bernard.
1211
01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:43,277
I'm an unpaid intern who currently lives
in Bed-Stuy with his mom,
1212
01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:46,531
but I got a Costco membership,
so that fridge stays popping.
1213
01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:49,575
And so, if you wanna come over
and drink coconut water and fuck,
1214
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:51,911
-I'm the guy to do it--"
-Oh, shit!
1215
01:03:53,871 --> 01:03:55,706
That's my timepiece now, cracker.
1216
01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:57,333
Yo. C'mon, man, give that back.
1217
01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:58,751
Where Bl'Asia?
1218
01:03:58,835 --> 01:03:59,836
She went home.
1219
01:04:00,461 --> 01:04:01,504
Fucking bitch.
1220
01:04:02,463 --> 01:04:05,758
Look, I'm sorry, but can you please
give that back to me, I really need it.
1221
01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:07,343
It's my motherfucking clock now.
1222
01:04:09,762 --> 01:04:11,389
Look, Leon, you know what?
1223
01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:14,392
Honestly, I've had a real shitty night.
Okay?
1224
01:04:14,475 --> 01:04:18,229
So if you could do me a favor and fuck off
for a second, that'd be much appreciated.
1225
01:04:18,563 --> 01:04:22,066
You know who had a fucking shitty night?
My man Stanley.
1226
01:04:22,191 --> 01:04:25,194
Because you almost
got a fucking vehicular manslaughter.
1227
01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:29,156
So, nah, I can't fuck off.
1228
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,033
[crowd] Oww.
1229
01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:33,911
Look, Leon, come on, man,
everyone here knows you can kick my ass.
1230
01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:35,621
We really have to waste time proving that?
1231
01:04:37,039 --> 01:04:39,292
You talk too fucking much.
Shut the fuck up!
1232
01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:42,378
My dad will pay for your boy's
medical bill. We have great insurance.
1233
01:04:42,461 --> 01:04:44,297
But nobody here wants to see me fight you.
1234
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:48,301
Fight! Fight!
1235
01:04:49,051 --> 01:04:51,387
-I'm gonna let you hit me first.
-What?
1236
01:04:51,512 --> 01:04:53,389
Fucking Opie motherfucker.
1237
01:04:53,931 --> 01:04:57,310
Right here.
I've been chewing on the box.
1238
01:04:57,393 --> 01:04:59,270
Yeah, you're gonna have to
knock this dude out.
1239
01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:00,521
I can't do that!
1240
01:05:01,105 --> 01:05:03,858
-Yes, you can!
-Gonna count to motherfuckin' three!
1241
01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:05,985
One!
1242
01:05:08,946 --> 01:05:13,159
Leon a big pussy. Talking all that shit,
can't take a punch by a white boy.
1243
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,536
Shit, man. You okay?
1244
01:05:15,786 --> 01:05:18,039
I've been taking boxing lessons
with my mother's trainer.
1245
01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:19,665
He's been working my right hook hella.
1246
01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:21,667
Oh, shit.
1247
01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:25,421
Fuck you, fat-ass nigga.
1248
01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:29,884
Official Harlem, nigga.
1249
01:05:29,967 --> 01:05:31,844
Real-ass nigga!
1250
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:36,515
-I can't breathe!
-Motherfucker!
1251
01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:41,103
-Owen!
-Seezjah Boy knocked that nigga out!
1252
01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:43,022
-You are my best friend.
-I love you!
1253
01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:47,193
A Seezjah Boy bonus! Oh, and he can spit!
1254
01:05:51,405 --> 01:05:52,573
Owen! No, Owen!
1255
01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:55,201
Jesus!
1256
01:05:57,286 --> 01:05:58,537
'Sup, 'sup?
1257
01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:04,877
Owen, no!
1258
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,267
Bl'Asia.
1259
01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:25,064
Bl'Asia?
1260
01:06:25,147 --> 01:06:25,982
Owen?
1261
01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:28,234
[crowd screams]
1262
01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:35,992
Where the fuck are you, dude?
1263
01:06:36,575 --> 01:06:38,285
-You hear a shot--
-Excuse me, officer.
1264
01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,912
You see a young African-American teen?
1265
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,665
About yay high, wearing black jeans
and Jordan 1 Shattered Backboards?
1266
01:06:42,748 --> 01:06:43,833
Yeah, about 30 of them.
1267
01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:46,043
-Fuck the police.
-What was that?
1268
01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,586
What? Nothing!
1269
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,339
Owen!
1270
01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:52,174
Yo, Jeff.
1271
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:54,135
-Yo.
-I'm taking off, man.
1272
01:06:54,218 --> 01:06:57,013
I'm fucked up. I think somebody
stepped on my Yeezys in there.
1273
01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:58,514
-Shit, is that a Mophie?
-Yeah.
1274
01:06:58,597 --> 01:07:01,475
-My phone's been dead since midnight.
-Here man, take it.
1275
01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:02,643
Thank you so much.
1276
01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:04,020
You're my savior, bro.
1277
01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:05,688
-All right. Cool, man.
-All right, man.
1278
01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:08,441
-Tell OH! I said goodnight, bro.
-I will. Thank you. Owen!
1279
01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:10,067
[sirens blare]
1280
01:07:10,234 --> 01:07:13,195
Fuck. Yo, you guys seen Seezjah Boy,
by any chance?
1281
01:07:34,508 --> 01:07:35,509
Oh, my God.
1282
01:07:36,677 --> 01:07:37,762
You're alive.
1283
01:07:39,972 --> 01:07:41,432
-Ow.
-Sorry.
1284
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:44,477
Dude, how did you know
to come back for me in there?
1285
01:07:45,603 --> 01:07:46,562
I had to piss.
1286
01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:50,483
I feel like in the future,
when we like re-tell this story,
1287
01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:52,568
you say you felt some ninja sixth sense
type of shit,
1288
01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:54,487
and just knew your best friend
was in danger.
1289
01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:56,614
I'm sorry about that verse.
1290
01:07:57,948 --> 01:08:01,869
You know, that's the first time I've spit
since the whole Seezjah Boy thing.
1291
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,330
Man, that was fucking incredible, dude,
1292
01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:08,626
even though it literally took
a steaming shit on my entire existence.
1293
01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:14,256
You know, what if I made a mistake, bro?
1294
01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:19,470
What if I'm not ready
to be a fucking Marine?
1295
01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:22,807
Are you asking me or are you telling me?
1296
01:08:25,559 --> 01:08:27,812
How do we get a record deal
before the sun rises?
1297
01:08:29,522 --> 01:08:33,192
My fucking guy. That's the smile.
Get in the fucking car.
1298
01:08:33,567 --> 01:08:35,319
-Let's go.
-You got a plan though, or--
1299
01:08:35,402 --> 01:08:38,155
'Course I have a fucking plan.
I have a plan and a half. I'm a manager.
1300
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:39,281
Got plans up my ass.
1301
01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:47,289
Bernard, I owe you big time.
1302
01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:50,793
I owe you like 9,000 blow jobs
for giving us his address.
1303
01:08:50,876 --> 01:08:53,420
No, Bernard,
clearly not 9,000 blow jobs from me,
1304
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:56,632
I'm gonna get you 9,000 blow jobs.
Dude, I gotta go. Okay, bye.
1305
01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:19,488
Just three stories up sleeps a guy
dreaming about finding the next superstar
1306
01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:20,656
for his record label.
1307
01:09:20,739 --> 01:09:22,241
Tonight we make his dream come true.
1308
01:09:22,950 --> 01:09:26,203
Fuck him.
Tonight we make my dream come true.
1309
01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,415
I got a boner.
1310
01:09:33,043 --> 01:09:35,129
Step lightly... okay. No, it's fine.
1311
01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:50,311
♪One day when being real is cool
I'm gonna be the only reason♪
1312
01:09:50,394 --> 01:09:53,355
♪Reason being they ain't believe me
I had to make believe it♪
1313
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,483
♪I know myself like a episode of a show
And you've already seen it♪
1314
01:09:56,734 --> 01:09:59,278
♪I already know what happens
I'm on a different season♪
1315
01:09:59,361 --> 01:10:01,530
♪I really, really mean it
These niggas is stuck on easy♪
1316
01:10:01,614 --> 01:10:02,615
♪Play this game so well♪
1317
01:10:02,698 --> 01:10:04,575
♪They run and tell their mama
"Owen's cheating"♪
1318
01:10:04,658 --> 01:10:06,327
♪Instead of just passing the sticks, dude♪
1319
01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:08,787
♪Take Uber home
If you're scared to take a risk, dude♪
1320
01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:11,916
♪And big news, I'm a couple hours away
From making a big move♪
1321
01:10:11,999 --> 01:10:14,210
♪Shooting at people like all these rappers
Pretend to♪
1322
01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:16,754
♪I'm okay with not rapping about shit
I've never been through♪
1323
01:10:16,837 --> 01:10:19,215
♪'Cause anything is better
Than being like one of them dudes♪
1324
01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:20,758
♪Young OH!
Flow is so immaculate♪
1325
01:10:20,841 --> 01:10:23,135
♪I'm just being me, my nigga
I don't have to practice it♪
1326
01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:25,804
♪I've been raw so fucking long
That I forgot what practice is♪
1327
01:10:25,888 --> 01:10:28,807
♪Me doing some plastic shit's a picture
I wouldn't know what the caption is♪
1328
01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:31,185
♪I'm just a half-white rapping
Real problem having♪
1329
01:10:31,268 --> 01:10:34,063
♪Power packing, confidence lacking
Compliment addict♪
1330
01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:36,774
♪Who can get up on these tracks
And start wreaking fucking havoc♪
1331
01:10:37,149 --> 01:10:39,735
♪Who would sink a shot from half court
If he ever had it♪
1332
01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:44,823
Dude, don't stop. Keep going.
1333
01:10:46,742 --> 01:10:48,452
♪C'mon, you gotta believe me♪
1334
01:10:48,535 --> 01:10:50,955
♪Tonight I had to make Mission: Impossible
Look easy♪
1335
01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:53,499
♪I threw up on Wiz Khalifa
I was feeling queasy♪ ♪Overnight success
Except these niggas tried to meme me♪
1336
01:10:56,168 --> 01:10:58,587
♪I just want the world to see me
They just wanna over-seize me♪
1337
01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:01,006
♪But I can't leave rap alone
The game needs me♪
1338
01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:04,385
♪Want me or not, I look life in the face
And tell it what you've got♪
1339
01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:06,887
♪Gonna take a lotta more mean tweets
For me to stop♪
1340
01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:09,014
♪I know I'm a genius, even if I never pop♪
1341
01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:11,809
♪'Cause my DNA consists of everything
These niggas not♪
1342
01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:29,827
Fuck.
1343
01:11:30,494 --> 01:11:32,579
Dude, that went so differently in my head.
1344
01:11:34,498 --> 01:11:35,332
Fuck that.
1345
01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:39,712
-Bro, where you going?
-To climb the fire escape.
1346
01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:41,088
You said the third floor, right?
1347
01:11:41,171 --> 01:11:42,881
Okay, I can't tell
if you're kidding or not.
1348
01:11:43,674 --> 01:11:47,594
I'm a fucking Marine tomorrow, okay?
It's now or never.
1349
01:11:58,063 --> 01:12:00,858
Yo. Remember when you asked me
if something was missing?
1350
01:12:01,942 --> 01:12:04,987
-Yeah.
-Well, it wasn't your talent, bro.
1351
01:12:05,779 --> 01:12:06,947
It was your confidence.
1352
01:12:07,823 --> 01:12:11,327
But it is here now, my friend,
in the most undeniable way.
1353
01:12:11,785 --> 01:12:12,619
Thanks.
1354
01:12:14,538 --> 01:12:15,414
Okay, dude.
1355
01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:22,046
Listen to me, all that stands between you
and a record deal is literally--
1356
01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:00,751
Why are we at Juice Press?
1357
01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:04,671
Remember what it was before a Juice Press?
1358
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:09,093
Fat Beats record store.
1359
01:13:11,929 --> 01:13:14,264
Damn, dude,
we thought we were so gangster
1360
01:13:14,598 --> 01:13:17,017
coming into the city
just to go to this place.
1361
01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:20,979
You used to come in here really rocking
your mom's gold chains
1362
01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:24,024
and your sister's leather fucking pants.
1363
01:13:24,608 --> 01:13:25,442
Yep. [laughs]
1364
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:29,154
My... My Kanye 2011 phase.
1365
01:13:29,613 --> 01:13:31,782
I actually got a lot of compliments
on that look.
1366
01:13:31,865 --> 01:13:33,075
I should bring it back.
1367
01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:39,498
Yo, if I haven't told you this,
you have been an awesome fucking manager.
1368
01:13:43,627 --> 01:13:44,711
Why "been"?
1369
01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:47,131
Because, bro,
this is where the dream started.
1370
01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:49,716
It's where we gotta say goodbye to it.
1371
01:13:51,593 --> 01:13:53,178
Please don't cry on me, bro.
1372
01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:54,430
It's pepper spray.
1373
01:13:55,013 --> 01:13:58,183
No, it's not, there's moisture.
1374
01:13:59,476 --> 01:14:00,436
And you're crying.
1375
01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:02,521
[sobs]
1376
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:10,446
What if everyone at Harvard just fucking
hates me like they did in high school?
1377
01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:12,906
No, everyone in high school
didn't hate you.
1378
01:14:13,782 --> 01:14:18,996
Okay, a lot of people-- the vast majority
of people in high school hated you.
1379
01:14:19,079 --> 01:14:20,622
Everyone hated me.
1380
01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:25,294
But look, underneath this dickish exterior
and fucking Gucci everything,
1381
01:14:25,752 --> 01:14:27,546
you honestly have a heart of gold.
1382
01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:32,593
Shit.
1383
01:14:35,512 --> 01:14:36,513
It's my sister.
1384
01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:46,231
I see what you did there.
1385
01:14:48,275 --> 01:14:51,111
Hey, boys.
Oh, my God, what happened to you two?
1386
01:14:51,195 --> 01:14:53,906
Just a little scrap, it's nothing serious.
1387
01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:57,201
This is Carlos, Max's boyfriend.
1388
01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:02,831
Boyfriend is a strong word.
I would say we're hanging out.
1389
01:15:03,415 --> 01:15:04,458
Actually...
1390
01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:07,544
-he's obsessed with me.
-Okay, let's just eat.
1391
01:15:08,545 --> 01:15:09,588
Awkward.
1392
01:15:11,131 --> 01:15:12,549
That's fucking awesome.
1393
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,886
-Hey.
-Hey.
1394
01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:20,265
You sell me on this magical
rooftop sunrise
1395
01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,808
and then you disappear on me?
1396
01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:25,646
-Is that your game?
-Wait, what? No.
1397
01:15:27,105 --> 01:15:30,317
Besides, the night's not even over.
We could still go for it.
1398
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,070
Night's over.
1399
01:15:40,410 --> 01:15:41,954
When will I see you again? Honestly, I don't even know.
1400
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:47,793
Let's make a pact then.
1401
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:53,257
The next time we see each other,
we're gonna get those ice cold 40s,
1402
01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:55,467
salt and vinegar chips,
and watch the sunrise.
1403
01:15:55,717 --> 01:15:56,552
Yes.
1404
01:15:57,135 --> 01:15:58,845
And then fuck like animals.
1405
01:16:02,349 --> 01:16:03,559
No, I'm just kidding.
1406
01:16:03,642 --> 01:16:06,019
I can't have 40s, can you sub rosé?
1407
01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:12,276
Good.
1408
01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:19,408
Both getting in the back again. Nice.
1409
01:17:08,123 --> 01:17:10,834
I'm so sorry I didn't call last night.
1410
01:17:11,168 --> 01:17:12,753
The night just sort of like...
1411
01:17:12,836 --> 01:17:13,754
[whoosh]
1412
01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:15,088
ran away from me.
1413
01:17:15,672 --> 01:17:17,924
The hell happened to your daddy's car,
Jeffrey?
1414
01:17:18,508 --> 01:17:22,095
Just one in a sea of disappointments my
father's had to endure having me as a son.
1415
01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:24,264
I fucked up my dad's Impala
when I was your age.
1416
01:17:24,348 --> 01:17:26,892
Didn't make me a disappointment,
just made me a pain in the ass.
1417
01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:28,602
Like all children, including my own son.
1418
01:17:30,103 --> 01:17:31,980
Speaking of, we ship out in 15 minutes.
1419
01:17:32,522 --> 01:17:33,357
Okay, thanks, Dad.
1420
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:35,567
Don't thank me.
I should make you drive first shift.
1421
01:17:36,109 --> 01:17:40,072
I was up late last night binge-watching
my boy Rico Tubbs on Miami Vice.
1422
01:17:41,406 --> 01:17:43,950
One more time, where's Pedroza?
1423
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,203
That was a cool brother right there.
1424
01:17:48,747 --> 01:17:49,706
Fifteen.
1425
01:17:53,710 --> 01:17:55,253
-I almost forgot.
-What?
1426
01:17:55,962 --> 01:17:58,799
-I got this off of Leon.
-Dude. Holy shit.
1427
01:17:58,882 --> 01:18:00,801
Yeah. I really knocked that nigga out.
1428
01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:02,803
Yeah. And you did it for me.
1429
01:18:04,429 --> 01:18:05,389
Yeah.
1430
01:18:05,472 --> 01:18:06,890
-Yeah.
-Kind of.
1431
01:18:10,852 --> 01:18:12,104
That's what the guy said?
1432
01:18:12,604 --> 01:18:15,732
Okay. No, to be honest,
this sounds like total dog shit to me.
1433
01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:19,027
Look, I'll just deal with it
when I land. Yeah.
1434
01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:20,404
Morning, Father.
1435
01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:21,822
Hey. Can we talk?
1436
01:18:23,615 --> 01:18:26,034
Sorry, late for a flight.
I'll call you when I land.
1437
01:18:26,118 --> 01:18:28,870
Alicia made me borrow the Phantom
to drive her into the city last night.
1438
01:18:31,415 --> 01:18:32,290
What?
1439
01:18:32,874 --> 01:18:35,043
For the record, it wasn't my fault.
1440
01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:38,588
You have no respect for how hard I work
to provide nice things for this family.
1441
01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:39,715
Yes, I do!
1442
01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:42,968
But honestly I'd rather just
have you around once in a while.
1443
01:18:43,343 --> 01:18:45,178
Or what? Are you too embarrassed of me?
1444
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:47,723
-Don't be dramatic, Jeffrey.
-I'm dead-ass, Dad.
1445
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,308
What does "dead-ass" mean again?
1446
01:18:50,392 --> 01:18:53,061
You treat me being Owen's manager
as some big joke,
1447
01:18:53,145 --> 01:18:56,732
but I have been putting in work
and busting my ass just like you.
1448
01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,277
I wish you could acknowledge that.
1449
01:19:02,946 --> 01:19:04,781
Can we talk about this next week
when I'm back?
1450
01:19:04,865 --> 01:19:06,616
I'll be up at school next week.
1451
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:08,493
[sighs]
1452
01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:09,703
Shit. That's right.
1453
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:11,872
[phone rings]
1454
01:19:14,082 --> 01:19:15,041
Hey.
1455
01:19:16,001 --> 01:19:16,877
Yeah.
1456
01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:21,381
[door shuts]
1457
01:19:21,465 --> 01:19:22,883
Text me when you get there.
1458
01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:24,718
I'm very proud of this decision.
1459
01:19:25,051 --> 01:19:27,888
-Thanks, Mom.
-I packed some meatloaf for the road.
1460
01:19:27,971 --> 01:19:30,098
Added a new secret ingredient.
1461
01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:46,323
Thought you had a flight to catch.
1462
01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:49,367
I do, but we didn't get to finish
our conversation.
1463
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:54,414
I felt bad about what you said, son.
1464
01:19:57,542 --> 01:19:58,543
Sorry, can I take this?
1465
01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:00,337
Yeah.
1466
01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:04,758
-Hello?
-Yo. Where my guy Jeffrey Levine at, man?
1467
01:20:04,925 --> 01:20:05,759
Who's this?
1468
01:20:05,967 --> 01:20:07,761
Yo, it's French Montana, man.
1469
01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:10,013
I wanna talk to you
about your man Seezjah Boy.
1470
01:20:10,096 --> 01:20:13,975
Yeah, so he vomited on Wiz Khalifa
and had a seizure. So what?
1471
01:20:14,059 --> 01:20:16,394
I don't know what pleasure you get
out of making prank calls
1472
01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:17,979
pretending to be Karim Kharbouch,
1473
01:20:18,063 --> 01:20:21,191
but do me a favor
and eat a dick-full, Montana.
1474
01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:22,359
Damn!
1475
01:20:24,986 --> 01:20:25,862
Prank call. Sorry, Dad.
1476
01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:29,533
You were saying?
1477
01:20:32,035 --> 01:20:34,120
Well, I haven't been around at all
this summer, and I--
1478
01:20:34,704 --> 01:20:35,580
My God.
1479
01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:37,457
It's okay, go ahead.
1480
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:40,961
-What?
-Yo, what you mean "what"?
1481
01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:43,880
And don't hang up 'cause
I ain't calling you back.
1482
01:20:44,089 --> 01:20:46,675
Let me tell you something,
this is your once in a lifetime,
1483
01:20:46,758 --> 01:20:48,468
lightning-in-a-bottle moment.
1484
01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:51,513
I'm trying to sign your man OH!
to the Coke Boys.
1485
01:20:51,596 --> 01:20:53,473
-Oh, my God!
-I'm trying to bring you in, man.
1486
01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:55,934
-I wanna bring you in the family.
-What is going on?
1487
01:20:56,017 --> 01:20:58,645
'Cause I'm watching y'all on WorldStar,
and this video is incredible.
1488
01:20:58,728 --> 01:21:00,897
♪But my man's thirsty
Someone get him some water♪
1489
01:21:00,981 --> 01:21:03,483
♪His daddy issues are showing
Someone get him a father♪
1490
01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:05,735
♪He like to talk shit about everyone
And their daughter♪
1491
01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:07,904
♪Don't forget you used to look like
A fat Harry Potter♪
1492
01:21:07,988 --> 01:21:10,240
-Is that OH!?
-Yep.
1493
01:21:12,617 --> 01:21:13,702
Is that you? It is.
1494
01:21:16,496 --> 01:21:18,707
Whatever Coke Boys are offering,
I'll double it.
1495
01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:21,042
This is Rahmel from Atlantic, by the way.
1496
01:21:21,209 --> 01:21:22,419
Yo, this is Pusha T.
1497
01:21:22,502 --> 01:21:24,713
Jeff, it's Larry Jackson from Apple Music.
1498
01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:27,382
Before I sign OH! to G.O.O.D. Music,
let me ask you something.
1499
01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:29,551
Did he ever fuck your sister?
1500
01:21:29,634 --> 01:21:31,595
I love OH!'s stuff, man.
How can I be down?
1501
01:21:31,678 --> 01:21:34,389
Really sorry about... the pepper spray.
1502
01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:37,225
I didn't realize it was y'all niggas.
1503
01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:41,980
Yo.
1504
01:21:42,063 --> 01:21:44,107
The Internet giveth
and the Internet taketh away.
1505
01:21:44,190 --> 01:21:46,651
but sometimes when you try
really goddamn hard,
1506
01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:48,403
the Internet giveth a second chance.
1507
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:49,738
Okay.
1508
01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:51,406
Dead-ass!
1509
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,158
Is that your dad?
1510
01:22:06,129 --> 01:22:07,005
Yo, Alicia.
1511
01:22:09,215 --> 01:22:10,342
Yo, Alicia, you up?
1512
01:22:12,844 --> 01:22:13,678
Hey.
1513
01:22:14,054 --> 01:22:14,930
Hey.
1514
01:22:16,306 --> 01:22:17,682
What are you doing in here?
1515
01:22:17,974 --> 01:22:19,684
Remember that pact we made,
1516
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:24,064
that unbreakable pact
about the next time we see each other?
1517
01:22:25,732 --> 01:22:26,608
Well...
1518
01:22:27,025 --> 01:22:28,026
here we are...
1519
01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:30,403
seeing each other for the next time.
1520
01:22:41,081 --> 01:22:43,124
[Jeff] OH! succeeded because
he never gave up.
1521
01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:46,086
And I was right by his side
every step of the way, cheering him on,
1522
01:22:46,169 --> 01:22:48,421
because I never for one second
doubted his talent.
1523
01:22:48,505 --> 01:22:50,966
-[woman] That was so much better.
-[Jeff] Actually? Really?
1524
01:22:51,049 --> 01:22:52,842
Thank you. I've been working on, you know,
1525
01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:55,428
trying to come across
as a little less dickish and insecure.
1526
01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:57,514
I think I'm doing awesome at it
so far though, right?
1527
01:22:57,597 --> 01:22:59,391
-I'm killing it.
-Yeah, keep working on it.
1528
01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:01,309
Cool.
1529
01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,647
-[announcer] Make some noise!
-[crowd yells]
1530
01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:06,731
What's up?